Author: systems

  • Taurus 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… Are you surrounded by idiots? Maybe. But if you’re giving into the whims of a superiority complex today, Taurus, don’t. After all, there’s something we can learn from basically everyone. Don’t stick your nose in the air, because you just might end up missing the “Do not enter!” sign and find yourself falling into wet concrete. Then the idiots will be laughing at you. Keep yourself humble and your mind open, Bull. This stuff could be your downfall today. Literally. So, tap into that Taurus sense of security and love — and you will rock this day like the amazing YOU that you are.

  • Aries 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… Surveying your minions or peers with contempt and disdain will certainly be one way to screw yourself today, if you were looking for some ideas. Other classic forms of self-sabotage include being a help rejecting complainer, climbing over others to get to the top, or judging others for not doing things like you. With the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo, you may feel frustrated with those around you. Instead, look for the big picture: the lesson inside the struggle. Practicing patience, seeing another point of view, or just having a little empathy will be what makes you a better leader (and friend, lover, human). Judging certainly won’t have anyone rolling out the red carpet of appreciation, unless it’s to wrap your body in after the mutiny they’ll be planning. Aries, go forth with love and you will nail this vibe.

  • 11-5-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/5/23: The Moon in Leo will square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Unexpected work or circumstances/responsibilities could end up on your plate, but that could be good news depending on your own point of view, friend. Make it a great one.

  • Pisces 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Soaking wet in the freezing cold? Yeah, today might seem like a water bucket challenge in the dead of winter with the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Now maybe you dig a water bucket challenge. Hey, people jump into freezing water all the time for fun or run obstacle courses through insane conditions. Takes all kinds, right? And Fish? They do love the water… So, if challenges get piled onto your day, you may either get excited about the possibilities of doing some problem solving or greatly resent being asked to do one more thing beyond all the other damn things you’re meant to be doing today. Choose a badass can-do attitude, Pisces. Get out there and own the vibe!

  • Aquarius 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… The forecast today calls for either a “heck yes!” or an “I think not” depending on your view. The energy today of the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus could have a heaping helping of unexpected responsibility added to an already full plate. If anyone can handle an overly full plate, it’s you, Aquarius, but how you handle those added challenges will depend on if you view it as an annoyance or as an obstacle that will help you grow you into your goals. Pull up your undergarments and show us what you Water Bearers can do — or just keep whining and let the cards fall where they may. The forecast will be whatever you make of it, but choose well for a better chance at an awesome day.

  • Capricorn 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Like finding cat poop in the sandbox at the park, today could be really crappy or it could be an excavation adventure. The outcome all depends on you, Capricorn! You will likely be faced with some unexpected work today, which could actually be good for you if you decide to see it in a positive light. I mean, even cat poop can lead to an adventure. It just takes a little imagination. Make the best of a potentially crappy situation and you may find yourself thriving on the unexpected. Make the most of today, and be the GOAT you are!

  • Sagittarius 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Slow the heck down. Your natural impatience could trip you up while you’re giving serious side eye to everyone who doesn’t work as smart or as fast as you. We all know you’re a badass, but stay humble, my friend, and use that fire power you’re known for to deal with your stuff. Today’s vibe of the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus could be a chance to show off your mad skills at multitasking or leadership. You can choose to channel it into helping someone else and giving a leg up to a human in need of your zesty superpowers. Now, get out there and kick Sunday’s tail.

  • Scorpio 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… To panic or not to panic? That is the question! With the hedonistic vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus this Sunday, Scorpios may want to run away from the unexpected new circumstances that could end up on their plate. I know I’d rather eat chocolate cake than nom on new duties. But also whatever newness comes your way could be an opportunity for awesome adventures and whatnot. Don’t shy away from your potential, Scorpster. Give them all you’ve got! Then you can let loose after the adulty tasks have been put to bed. Your potential for greatness will be great. Don’t let me down. Love ya!

  • Libra 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Look to the skies and prepare for battle! There may be a horde of dragons coming for your booty, Libra. And by dragons, I mean responsibilities. And by booty, I mean free time. So, there’s that. What will you do, Scales? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! You could cower in the corner like a scared little baby, or you could decide to armor up and slay the dragons. Or, option 3: train the dragons. Whatever. The choice will be yours, Libra. With a little help from the vibes coming from the Moon in Leo, you can definitely use that brain of yours to come up with excellent strategies for defeating your dragons and/or making them your allies. If anyone can do it, it’s YOU!

  • Virgo 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… More challenges? Hell to the yeah! You just keep walking right on over them. Of all the Zodiac, Virgos don’t break their stride (or break a sweat) over most challenges. You probably get off on tackling an obstacle. Having a full plate means your hands have something to do other than play with yourself. Yeah, I went there. The Moon in Leo will be square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, and if you keep to your can-do attitude, extra responsibility won’t seem daunting. It may even feel invigorating. You could whine about the extra time and how much other junk you have to do, but you’ll likely want to move forward without wasting any time with complaints. After all, Vs excel at being absolutely amazing in the face of stuff and nonsense.

  • Leo 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Opportunity for new responsibilities may come a-knocking on Leo’s door this Sunday. Will you welcome the big O inside or barricade the entryway and hide under the table? While Leos love taking on the opportunity to rule with optimism literally pouring out of their pores (gross), responsibilities, on the other hand, usually scare the ooop out of them because that could mean getting tied down. Try not to look at new responsibilities as chains that keep you from moving. Reframe that ish as opportunity for advancement instead!

  • Cancer 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… You could find stones being thrown at you this Sunday, Cancer. And, as we all know, sticks and stones may break your bones… So, are you gonna just stand there and take a beating? Or are you gonna grab the Universe’s stones and give them a good what for?! You have the power to defeat whatever the Universe tries to drop on your head, Cancer. So, channel the higher vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today by embracing the unexpected as opportunity so that you can better handle these stones and launch them right back at the Universe. Heck, you might even find some diamonds. Uhm, score!