Category: Aquarius AV

Jan 9, 2024… Feeling like a stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey — er, Aquarius? Well, whatever’s going on in that head of yours, your emotions will be aligned with it. This Tuesday the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and will be releasing vibes that’ll help your ego and feelings stay on the same wavelength, which will ultimately make for a day of good decisions if you channel positive, constructive thoughts. Build up yourself and those around you, WB! Your potential for greatness is, well, GREAT.

Jan 8, 2024… Using a cold winter’s snow to freeze food during a power outage? Talk about finding unique yet practical solutions to issues! This Monday Caps could be doing a lot of that (creative problem solving, not dealing with power outages… hopefully) thanks to the energies coming from the Moon in Sag conjunct Venus. If you choose to channel these vibes, your problem solving skills could be off the charts! And maybe a little weird, WB, but who TF cares? I’ll take an ice cold rootbeer, much thanks.

Jan 7, 2024… Yabba dabba dooo not mess with me, punks! Aquarians could be feeling bitey and charging up friction in their relationships thanks to the conflicting vibes coming from the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. A softer touch or kinder word can help soothe the burn and smooth things out if you snap at someone (or if someone snaps at you). The power to overcome rests in you. Wake up the gentle giant of a beast inside you or take a looong nap. Stun the Universe — rise above!

Jan 6, 2023… Slide to the left! Slide to the right! Cha-cha real smooth. This Saturday, Aquarians could be changing direction faster and more often than the commands in the Cha-Cha Slide. The vibes coming from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus will be fabulous for finding new ways to tackle problems — as long as you don’t shift directions so many times that you end up walking (or thinking) in circles. Rethinking any plans that go awry is a good thing, but the fast-thinking vibes may muddle your mind a bit. Don’t give up halfway through the implementation process because you’ve thought up some new idea. Follow-through will be key here. Like potatoes, a half-baked plan just doesn’t do the trick. Cook it to the core, WB.

Jan 5, 2024… Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but your brainy tendencies could benefit from serving up some forgiveness — at any temperature. With a Scorpio Moon, the energy could offer you the opportunity to help someone with an act of service. Offering forgiveness, reaching out a helping hand, or even being present to lend an ear could help elevate your own personal growth while helping someone else overcome a personal challenge. Your feelings may be as strongly mixed as a pumpkin spice latte, but the satisfaction of helping others could rate stronger than any initial misgivings you have about leaving your comfy shell to lend a hand. Go out and be fabulous!

Jan 4, 2024… Pouring mud onto a salad like it’s dressing? Gross. Weird. Might still consider eating it. You know, in case it gives you an energy boost. Aquarius, the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap will open up fabulous vibes for taking your craziest ideas (yes, crazier than watery dirt on salads for “zest”) and finding a practical use for them! Whether it’s an invention, a storyline, or something totally out of this world, we all have some wild ideas that we’ve been dreaming about making real. Take advantage of these vibes and create something amazing, WB. Even if it doesn’t turn out great, at least you tried. Right?

Jan 3, 2024… THE SUN IS SHINING. Doesn’t matter if it’s gonna rain cats and aliens this Wednesday, the sun will still be shining on Aquarians thanks to the Moon in Libra square the Sun in Cap. Just don’t forget to actually enjoy the warm vibes because you’re so focused on dealing with responsibilities or that to-do list. Things should flow well, but that won’t mean you have to spend all these vibes on getting things done. It means you’ll likely feel dang good no matter what you do, so don’t be afraid to take a break. In other words, keep on climbing but take a minute to soak in the rays of warmth on your way up. Like alcohol, enjoy these energies responsibly, WB.

Jan 2, 2024… You are the brains of this operation, Aquarius. And by “this operation” I mean your life. Not world domination. Today’s lesson from the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will be on learning to trust your hunches. Aquarians are one of the most insightful, intelligent signs, but any lack of confidence might have you second-guessing your abilities. Using the vibes today, you can work on trusting your instincts and believing in yourself a bit more. I believe in you, WB! Now it’s your turn.

Jan 1, 2024… Are you an ostrich? Just wondering, because the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus could have Aquarians digging into the earth and hiding their heads in holes to escape reality and its consequences this Monday. Don’t be a bird with your head in the sand, WB. Fortify and eat some courage pie. The sooner you face the day and the lessons it may bring, the sooner you can conquer it all like the boss you are and find the rainbow on the other side. Go forth and conquer.

Dec 31, 2023… Like your booty after a good spanking, you could feel rather sensitive this Sunday, Aquarius. The Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus today will be reflecting energies that’ll help you be more sensitive to the feelings of other people. Thanks to these vibes, Aquarians will be in a great position to help someone through emotional healing or just generally giving out advice like a master guru. Whatever you do with these vibes, use them to help build other people up, not tear them down. You’re a gem, WB. Get your sparkle on!

Dec 30, 2023… Like shooting a super-soaker water gun but having flames burst out of the nozzle, your assertion game could be a bit off the mark this Saturday. And by “a bit” I mean hella screwy with a side of what the heck? Aquarius, prepare for battle against the vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag. These energies might try to work against your ability to be assertive, but you have all the power — you know, because you’re a living, breathing human being and not some woo-woo energies coming from the Planetary alignment. Kick the Universe’s behind by being assertive in all the right ways. You’ve got this, WB!

Dec 29, 2023… That weirdo riding down the street with their feet on the steering wheel and their hands on the pedals? That’s you, Aquarius. Well, it could be you as the Moon in Leo squares Pluto in Taurus. Translation: Your thoughts will likely be all over the dang place this Friday. If you look at the glass as half full, you’ll see that this energy can actually be channeled into something constructive — emotional communication! Try to avoid stubbornly accepting the vibes of epic confusion. When you put your mind to it, you can turn such nonsense into opportunities for success. Knock them dead!