Category: Aquarius AV

Mar 5, 2024… TAKE MY MONEY!!! Aquarians could be compelled into giving without limits as the Moon in Cap conjunct Ceres and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus reflects compassionate, generous energies. Reel it in, WB. As hard a pill as this is to swallow, you need to hear this. Some people don’t want your help (even the cash kind). There, I said it. So, just be careful you don’t go forcing your compassionate giving onto people who aren’t looking to accept gifts or help. Spend your time and energy on people who do need you. Stopping to help every stranger on the street would just be exhausting, you know? Plus, someone might mace you. Oops. Be helpful (within reason). You can do it.

Mar 4, 2024… I’m on my knees right now (wink, wink). You know, because like Aquarians may be doing this Monday, I’m praying, meditating, and reflecting on myself. The vibes from the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces will be superb for digging deep and looking within. No, not at your stomach (which is somehow ALWAYS hungry, I know). Go deeper. To your soul! Some incredible realizations could be lurking there, if only you take a moment to uncover them. Hey, if you find the meaning of life down there, could you hit me up? Thanks, WB. I knew I could count on you!

Mar 3, 2024… DROP AND GIVE ME 20! 20 awesome points, that is! Aquarius the judge, jury and executioner (uh, maybe not THAT) may debut this Sunday as the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces could call your soul to seeking fairness. Making sure everyone gets a chance at a slice of leftover pumpkin pie may not be the only way you seek justice, though. Be careful that you don’t go overboard and turn into an unyielding, merciless judge. You’re generally pretty awesome, so don’t make me deduct points for being dogmatic, okay? Okay!

Mar 2, 2024… Are you ready to rumbleeeee?! Well, calm down, Aquarius. Dang. Midway through this Saturday, the heaviness will lift. While that doesn’t mean the Universe won’t be throwing ANY challenges your way, it does mean that you will likely be able to see them for what they are, which can definitely help with resolving them. And remember, WB, violence is not the answer. Usually it just causes more problems, like getting arrested for assault. Or getting beat up because you aren’t a black belt in karate. Anyway, no matter what issues arise, you’ll totally be able to tackle them (with your brain) like a champ, especially with the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. Stay swole, yo!

Mar 1, 2024… This is my fight song, gonna do ALL the chores song, gotta tackle responsibilities song… Aquarians will likely need to dial it back this Friday as the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius shines a light on doing your duties. Though going hard and doing all of the things could sound like the best (most productive) option, that’d be an awful way to burn out fast and furious style. Then what?! So, serve yourself a nice big helping of these energies with a cup of chill the fluff out. Take it easy by dealing with a few vital responsibilities while sprinkling in some self care. You know, like a great boss WB. Just do it.

Feb 29, 2024… Color you determined. This Thursday, the vibes from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be igniting tenacity and Aquarians could be drawn in like flies to a garbage dump. But better! Like, as long as you channel these energies into constructive goals rather than acting all stubborn and unmoving, you’ll totally rock this cosmic juice cleanse of persistence. You can use these vibes to your advantage, WB. Drink up the possibilities. Cheers!

Feb 28, 2024… Don’t go chasing architecture in the clouds. Aquarians could be tempted to build castles in the sky as the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries, releasing vibes ideal for going too far and chasing the impossible. If you can dial back the energies, you’ll likely be able to focus on attainable dreams and make some seriously epic progress on those goals. Dream big, but not “castle in the sky” big. Those things are super inconvenient anyway. Like, how long would it take you to just go grocery shopping? Hours. There are no grocery stores in the clouds, my dude.

Feb 27, 2024… Put down the credit card, Aquarius! Step away. Those bargain shoes will NOT look like that when you get them in the mail. Nobody needs to get hurt, especially not your wallet. Aquarians will likely be tempted to do some retail therapy as the Moon in Libra trine Mars and Venus in Aquarius magnifies troubling type vibes. However, jumping into a session with Dr. Spend-a-lot won’t make your problems go away. So, rather than falling back, you can channel higher vibes and make an effort to find new, healthier ways to deal with stress and negativity. It’s worth a try, right? Your wallet will thank you.

Feb 26, 2024… How rude! The Universe will have it out for Aquarians this Monday. I’m talking oversensitivity as the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Libra to trine Pluto in Aquarius. The vibes will be all about tickling your delicate side and super boosting anxieties. It’s basically a bowl full of crud, served hot and stinky. Here’s the thing, though. The Universe and its vibes can’t control you. AT ALL. You’re the boss of you, and if you say “Out with this crap!” then out with it it shall be. WB, take the wheel. You’re the one driving this big rig. HONK! HONK!

Feb 25, 2024… Chugga chugga choo choo! Runaway freight train! Aquarius, you could experience an electrifying boost in energy as the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus promotes liveliness and action. You could be unstoppable. Like, “HELP ME, I can’t stop” unstoppable. Rather than barreling down an endless abyss until you burn out, channel these energies into clear goals and tasks. Otherwise, it’ll be a waste of the vibes AND you could end up with an energy hangover come Monday. Diligence and planning beats reckless abandon any day. Work smart, not hard.

Feb 24, 2024… We could’ve had it alllllll, but SOMEONE dropped the pumpkin pie and now there’s NO dessert. Aquarius, the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Taurus will be reflecting vibes that rev up repressed emotions. You can use subtlety to casually, slowly let out those unpleasant bubblings, but be careful about that morphing into passive aggression. If a slow burn doesn’t do the trick and comes out hotter than you plan, you can find other ways to let it out. Like, journaling about your feelings or crafting your emotions into artsy projects can help. Just don’t try to put a lid on the steam. Otherwise… KABOOM. No exploding, WB. PLEASE.

Feb 23, 2024… Waka waka waka. Like Pacman stuck between two ghosts, Aquarians might feel trapped and stagnated thanks to the vibes from the Moon moving into Virgo to oppose the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. DISGUSTING. While the lame vibes could stir up a serious meltdown, you can absolutely channel these energies into constructive action. Work towards SOMETHING. Keep moving towards your goals. If you feel stuck on one thing, move on to another project. Keep going so these vibes can’t keep you down. Oh, look, a cherry. Score!