Category: Aquarius AV

Dec 28, 2023… Aquarius, you could want to tweak someone’s face for requesting too much of you today. Yet, you know down deep that, frankly, that won’t win any points or endear anyone to your lovely self. Or you could kindly, but firmly tell them that you’d rather jump into a lake full of piranhas (AKA say no) as an option. The vibes coming from the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo could bring out your more aggressive side. Stand your ground, for sure, but don’t be a huge d-bag about it. Got me? Dial it back a notch and consciously work on being assertive over aggressive. Stay fabulous, WB!

Dec 27, 2023… First, you drink the coffee. Then you do the things. With the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, you could find the will be vibes strong for owning everything in your path like a boss. Don’t get caught up in any crap though, Aquarius. Use your sense of humor to keep the mood light as you power through all the grown-up waffles piled high on your plate… Or quiche. That sounds like something a grownup would have for breakfast. Once you’ve gotten through the things you have to do, don’t forget to make time to treat yourself to a little wine o’clock, some Netflix and chill, or whatever you love to do to let it all hang loose.

Dec 26, 2023… Telling everyone exactly where they can go stick their compromises may not be the best way to go about the day. With the Cancer Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces, there could be surprises in store that lead to, you guessed it, compromise. But you can either relax, put on some shades, sip a mai tai, and go with the flow OR your stubborn self could just fall in and drown in the current. So, what’s it going to be? Sink, swim, or float in relative peace? Change may come no matter what, but you get to choose how you’ll handle it, Aquarius. I mean, at least consider the benefit of a tropical cocktail (or mocktail) while you navigate the current. Bottoms up!

Dec 25, 2023… Feeling lucky Aquarius? The vibes of the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces today can help bring you good fortune and “luck” if you tap into the goodness. Get your productivity on and don’t be afraid to take a few chances (within reason) this holiday on a Monday if opportunity knocks on your window. Don’t open the window for creepy strangers, though. Okay? Jokes aside, you never know what you might accomplish when you use these vibes and aim for the stars! May the luck be with you, WB.

Dec 24, 2023… Foot in mouth? Heck, Aquarians might not even be able to get their mouths open wide enough to fit their feet in their old pie hole this Sunday. Today’s vibes from the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces could bring a real down shift in communication, which means even if you have a lot on your mind, you may not know yet how to say what you need to say. That can be hella frustrating for sure. So, activate your superpowers, WB! Patience will help the words come to you as you adjust to the vibe. And who’s really better with patience than YOU? You’ve got this in the bag.

Dec 23, 2023… Green eggs and ham with a side of fried brains? Sounds absolutely unappetizing, even to the green-loving Aquarius. The Moon in Taurus will be conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, which means you could be in for some overthinking and scrambled brains. Personally, I’d rather have scrambled anything else. Mmm food… Anyhow, one of the best remedies for overthinking is to focus on living in the here and now. Focus on the moment and let future you deal with the future. You can overcome the overthinking, WB, and enjoy your Saturday. Maybe toast and roast s’mores instead of brains. Unless you’re a zombie. You do you, boo.

Dec 22, 2023… Never interrupt an Aquarius when they’re day-drooling — I mean, daydreaming. Thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, many Aquarians could end up feeling a bit cranky if someone pulls them away from their fantasies. Not to mention, you’ll likely have a hard time concentrating and staying on task thanks to this dreamer mode. Find balance between getting work done and dreaming of ruling the world — because indulging a few dreams will be quite good for your mind-body-soul health. Game on!

Dec 21, 2023… Like they’ve been hitting the old catnip and their Mamma’s liquor cabinet, Aquarians could be acting a little OUT OF IT this Thursday as they try to figure out where to channel their newfound powers. Can you imagine taking over the world? The state? Half a city block, even? The vibes of the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will be great for learning something new or exploring some hobbies you’ve been wanting to pick up. Heck, eenie-meenie-miney-mo until you find something constructive to do, WB. Pick a thing and go for it (Might want to skip Evil Overlord training, though. Use your powers for good!). The vibes will be in your favor! There’s never a better time to explore your potential than right now.

Dec 20, 2023… Aquarians might be tempted to visualize pushing people off a cliff today. Like, Everest wouldn’t be high enough for them. Since violence is never, ever the actual answer, let’s take the high road if you need your space, buddy. See, the Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag, which could promote vibes of needing independence, figuring out the mysteries of the Universe on your own, or big thoughts you might want to be left alone with. Need space? Take it. Reel in the frustrations when people are invading your bubble with their neediness, and pencil in some time for yourself if you can. Yay you!

Dec 19, 2023… Prone to feeling butt hurt, Aquarius? Well, the vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap this Tuesday can help you deal better with any hurt feelings you might be carrying around over the little things. Kick that crap to the curb. You have better things to spend your time on than wallowing in a pity party for one — not that YOU’D do that, amiright? BUT, just in case you needed a reminder to not sweat the small stuff, today’s energy can promote healing from the little things and being able to start fresh… right now. So, what’s it gonna be, WB? You ready to rule this day, rip off the bandaid, and get to you? Yassss!

Dec 18, 2023… Ever been bitten in the crotch by an angry squirrel? Well Aquarius, with the weird freaking vibes raining down as from the Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio, anything could happen. Like, AnYtHiNg. Keep an eye out for surprises and sidestep that crap the best you can, WB. Of course, we can’t always stop weirdness from happening, but we can learn to bounce back. Plus, there will be potential for extra exciting, good surprises to come your way, too. Get ready for some expert side-step-climbing and bouncing! Can you bounce? SURE! Annyway… stay away from the squirrels, just in case. Okay? Just to be safe. Their teeth are tiny and sharp.

Dec 17, 2023… Are you sticking 9 volt batteries on your tongue again? Because I think I just saw a spark! Aquarians could be in for some zesty conversations and meetings thanks to the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. Whether you’re looking for some action or just feeling a little flirty, the vibes will be great for a little ooh-la-la this Sunday. Even if you’re not DTR (down to romance), you could still have some fascinating meetings with interesting people if you want to put yourself out there. Dig into the vibes, WB.