Category: Aquarius AV

  • Aquarius 12-16-23

    Dec 16, 2023… The gift of moolah is great, but sometimes Aquarians get surprises that they can’t savor or splurge. Bummer, I know. Well, WB, this Saturday’s vibes of the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus will likely bring some practical gifts or simple surprises your way. Your challenge will be to learn how to appreciate the practical. Don’t get bummed out if someone surprises you with an umbrella or a kind word instead of a gift card. It’ll rain eventually, but do you really need more Applebee’s gift cards today? No, you don’t. (Okay, well, maybe.)

  • Aquarius 12-15-23

    Dec 15, 2023… No, you aren’t tripping balls from some bad mushrooms, Aquarius. Well, you could be. I don’t know your life. What I do know is that the Moon in Cap will be conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus and will promote wires getting crossed all over the dang place. Buckle up and get ready for a ride on the miscommunication-mobile. Things might not come out as you’d like them to, but you’ll survive the madness and maybe even be the Sign that rocks this Friday with your epic patience and perseverance. I believe in you, WB.

  • Aquarius 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Feeling stuck between a cave full of snakes and an abyss of teddy bears, Aquarius? That might sound like an easy choice, but in fact you could be feeling conflicted between needing space and just plain feeling needy this Thursday. So really, you could feel stuck between snakes and, like, ghost snakes thanks to the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. Why not just hang out by yourself for a bit if you can swing it? Humans can be kinda slimy, and it’s okay to need a break from peopling. Alone time, here you come.

  • Aquarius 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Seal the deal. Kiss the girl. Put the bow on top of that wrapped present and call it good, Aquarius. Whatever you’ve been working on (or avoiding working on), it’s about darn time you finish it up. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, which means the vibes will be ripe for getting done all the crap you’ve been multitasking on. All of the things! All of the productivity! That may require you to put on pants and face the world, but it’ll be worth it. Finishing stuff up never felt so freeing!

  • Aquarius 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Holy freaking feels, Aquarius! All the feels! Every last one! The Moon in Sag will conjunct Mars and the Sun and the resulting energy could be a real downer when it comes to feeling all the feels. It could be easy for reactions to be as strong as this powerful energy. While it could feel tempting to fall deep into your feelings, it could serve you so much better if you keep perspective. Remember that the rest of the Zodiac will be experiencing this same surge of energy. Someone may have stepped on your toes while dealing with their own crud, so don’t assume their intentions were bad. Use your superpower to think and then communicate. Talk it out. Seek clarity. Avoid getting wrapped up in hurt feelings. Take the reigns and steer this powerful day into greatness!

  • Aquarius 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… What time is it? Second breakfast time — I mean, adventure time! Aquarius, as fun as lounging around and munching on snacks like a couch potato may seem, that’s not usually your cup of tea and the vibes of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces today will be promoting something a little more… well, more! Whether you decide to literally go exploring out in the world or you dig into something mentally stimulating, go adventuring today (even if it IS to the diner for Second Breakfast)! The vibes will be perfect for this. Not to mention, some Monday fun can really lighten the weight of the daily grind.

  • Aquarius 12-10-23

    Dec 10, 2023… It’s raining men! Or women. Or whatever you’re into. Basically, love will be abundant this Sunday and romance could be in your near future, Aquarius. You can thank the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces for the incoming lovely energies. Yummy, yummy in my — uh, tummy. Yeah, my tummy… Not hungry for a date? That’s cool. Maybe it’ll rain tacos instead. I mean, the love between a person and their food is sacred. The Universe can’t stand between that sort of romance. Get your love vibes on — whatever that means for you, WB.

  • Aquarius 12-9-23

    Dec 9, 2023… Well, poop. Aquarius, the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces this Saturday, which means you could be faced with some lessons that you didn’t expect (or want). You, my Water Bearing friend, will survive. Tap into that “lessons learned” file in your brain to seek solutions. Sticking to things you have experience with could be the key to surviving the otherwise carefree vibes. Whatever comes your way, you CAN handle it. You’ve got this!

  • Aquarius 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… Jumping junipers! Lovely earth child, there will be adoring vibes in the air as the Moon in Libra squares Pluto in Cap. This sort of love won’t be the type where you get your freak on from sunup to sun down, though. Rather, it’ll be about spreading kindness and doing altruistic deeds. Get your helpful freak on, Aquarius! Somebody out there could use your help and support today. Have some ideas? Great! Go forth and be a helpful WB, yo.

  • Aquarius 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… Sometimes your enduring determination and patience can be a real ho to deal with, Aquarius. Today, though, that won’t be the case. Probably. In fact, patience could come in handy with working out problems you couldn’t solve before, especially coupled with the energy of the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap. Be patient and take advantage of your “Aha!” moments. Like a viper, wait for your moment to strike — but don’t be so determined to be patient that you miss the moment. Balancing patience with knowing when to act will be key to getting through today. Get to it, WB!

  • Aquarius 12-6-23

    Dec 6, 2023… You’re a super spy, Aquarius, and your mission today will be to help someone… secretly! With the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra, the vibes will be on point for taking care of someone and just generally helping out. Try having a little fun with the vibes and find unique ways to be helpful. Secret Santa that stuff! Sometimes being an undercover helper can be far more rewarding than being a Captain Obvious helper. Super Spy WB is officially on duty!

  • Aquarius 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Do you know something you don’t WANT to know (a secret, some gossip, even an epiphany about yourself that you didn’t want to face). Well, you won’t be able to un-know it now, Aquarius. Your ability to multitask coupled with your keen mental agility could have you considering what to do with what you know, especially with this Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus energy. While it could be tempting just to react and say fork the consequences, a more measured approach might be needed to navigate this day without the fallout from hasty decisions. Practice a little patience, table your judgment, and try to think things through. Fair play will go further than some shady crud, but if you’ve thought about it at all, you know that already. Shine bright like a diamond, Water Bearer.