Category: Cancer AV

Everything will work out as it needs to, but only after Cancers have a say in the matter. Indeed. Well, be prepared to challenge yourself to get out of your head space. The biggest thing is that you’ll want to avoid getting stuck in old ideals. There’s great potential for progress when you learn to let go of outdated information and old beliefs that may be holding you back. Use the vibes today to overcome the thoughts of yesterday and move towards plans for the future. There’s so much yet to be accomplished, Crabby!

Remembering old traumas is about as fun as a barrel full of monkeys, if the monkeys are dead and the barrel is covered in poison spikes. The vibes could be great for teachable moments. More specifically, you could use some of your personal struggles to help someone else. Old traumas could be resurfacing, but instead of breaking down and breaking stuff because of the pain, you can use your analyzer ability to look at the old pain in a new light. You may get to help someone, which is a secret passion of Cancer (shhh, we won’t tell anyone your little secret). Use the vibes today and your superpower of self-improvement to help others deal with their own spikey barrels of dead monkeys. (Note: no monkeys were harmed in the making of this horoscope.)

Want to know a secret? Well, yeah, everyone wants to hear a secret. Gossip is fun, right? Um, no, Crabby! Gossip is ugly, and ugly doesn’t look good on you, Cancer. Even when you think it’s harmless, a good rule of thumb is not to say anything behind anyone’s back you wouldn’t straight up say to their face. Avoiding gossip will help you get through the strong emotional energy surging in the air around you today. Not only will you sidestep the bs and drama, you’ll also feel better about yourself. You’ll want to avoid any rash decisions today and may want to concentrate on resolving old relationship drama before even thinking of getting wrapped up in new ones.

A little Marvin Gaye and a little whipped cream… could go a long way today (wink, wink). But the energy will be good for more than just getting it on, Crabby. Wait–that sounded dirtier than I intended. Your deep need for intimate connection will get a major power boost today. Use the vibes to create the right mood for getting closer to the ones you love. The strong intuitive energy of today could help strengthen all your relationships when you put a little energy and attention into them. Casual, committed or totally platonic, the emotions will be strong, and a little added attention and appreciation could go a long way to building connections.

Hold onto your butt, cause you’re in for a bumpy ride. Normally a deep person, today’s vibes will likely lead Cancers to some extra feeling and reacting. Crabby, while you might prefer to bottle up your emotions and hide your sensitive side, today’s energies could push you to really feel. Gross, I know. Remember, though, that experiencing emotions — the whole enchilada of them — is healthy. Use these emotional vibes to strive for self-improvement. You can grow from a better understanding of your own emotions. I promise.

Cancers will likely need to watch out for getting crushed by falling space debris today. Well, not literal falling space debris (though I can’t promise someone won’t get smashed by falling space debris today, but it’s really unlikely…) — the falling space debris is a metaphor for a reality check. If you’ve been avoiding or denying feelings of grief, the vibes will be great today for opening your heart up and letting your emotions flow free. Bottling up any more feelings could result in an epic Crabby tantrum, which sucks royally for those around you. It’s okay to feel. It’s okay to let it all out. You’re going to be okay.

I hope you’ve had a pedicure recently because Cancers could be facing a serious case of foot-in-mouth today. Indeed, the vibes will highlight your subtle snarky nature. I mean, don’t get me wrong, you generally have the right to your snark. You often have great advice and people who don’t listen are, well, the opposite of smart (whispers: “idiots”). But today, you will likely end up pushing people’s buttons and testing limits with your quick wit. Think before you shoot your mouth off. Or else, you could be eating your own feet. Gross. Unless you have a foot fetish. Then, congrats, I guess… Be nice (as hard as that might be) and own the day.

If ever there were an energy that finally nudged Cancers over the edge to rearrange an entire town, today may very well be that day. The Crab is able to maintain a sense of internal calmness by having high standards. Whether it is controlled chaos or uber-organized is pretty individual, but the need to have everything exactly where they want it is pretty standard, isn’t it? So, if your vibes are all out of whack, to help yourself stay out of trouble (AKA other people’s personal space), go to task on something you’ve been meaning to get done forever but have been putting off. Finishing up what you’ve started will make you feel better than you think. It’ll be amazing. You’ll see.

The forecast for today could be calling for intense emotional fluctuations, general bullsheep, and a case of the Terrible Tuesdays. Maybe today won’t be the day to offer your friend or family member unsolicited feedback. To avoid misunderstandings (and annoying friends or coworkers), you could apply your Cancer nature to powering through a list of tasks rather than lashing someone into a pulp with your words. Your talent for understanding others will likely serve you well even if thoughts and feelings are potentially misfiring.

Like an out of shape person running for their life from a mountain lion, Cancers are going places today. Luckily for Crabby peeps, those places are better than a mountain lion’s stomach. The energies today will be fantastic for accomplishing stuff! Cancers tend to be intelligent and emotional, so if you can tap into the positive energies by focusing on your passions, you’ll be unstoppable. Get your groove on.

Don’t be an energy draining smother-fluffer, Cancer. Much as you want to squish the ones you love, today’s energy will have people wanting to drive a stake through your over-enthusiastic heart if you don’t back it up. Show love and offer help without becoming an energy vampire sucking the ever-loving life out of everyone around you. When you get through the day un-staked, you’ll thank me. Now get out there and spread some joy, ya hear me?

Love is in the air this Saturday. Yes, Cancers tend to keep their emotions hidden well and are sometimes pretty distrusting at first. I challenge you to a duel! I do challenge you to open yourself up to someone today, anyone who you’ve been growing close with. Sharing yourself with another person, even a friend, will be both an intimate experience and very therapeutic. Come on, Crabby, let someone worthy see the you hidden inside of you. It’s the ultimate act of love coming from you!