Category: Cancer AV

Like experiencing an earthquake while riding on the ferris wheel, the Universe is about to shake things up for Cancer. The vibes today will likely bring you to a higher consciousness that has you seeing a relationship or friendship in a new light. No, that isn’t a cue for you to pack up and relocate to the farthest country. In order to grow stronger, you’ll need to face this change and the emotions (*gag*) that come with it. Believe it or not — actually, I take that back — take a leap of faith and BELIEVE that things will work out for the better. Change can mean progress and excitement. If you focus on a positive outcome and choose kindness and understanding as your default setting, then the outcome will likely be more positive than you imagined. Use that clever brain of yours to make good things come out of this change! It’ll be a-okay.

“Fierce, proud, and capable of greatness.” I mean, I wouldn’t put it on a Tinder profile, but it describes Cancers pretty perfectly, right? “Emotional and demanding” also work, but they don’t have quite the same flair, do they? Today’s vibes might require that you accept help, which could be hard on your pride. Swallow it. Because sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Look at swallowing your pride as setting a good example as a leader: let them help you. Today is going to have a simply fantastic vibe for you if you embrace a little help from your friends. Note: if the help you need involves creating an online dating profile, maybe avoid the words “swallow” and “choke,” though. Just saying!

A roadblock on your path to success could lead you into a major malfunction today. Keep your sheep together, Cancer! Well, first get it together, and then keep it together. Borrow some optimism from a Sag or something, because one dang roadblock isn’t the end of the road. Use the wisdom energies in the air to learn how you can change direction and find a new way to go after your dreams. There’s more than one route to DisneyLand, you know? Get your GPS ready for a reroute and don’t you dare give up. You’ve got some dreams to achieve, Crabby!

Like Brave Heart, the cool lion Care Bear (not the Mel Gibson in face paint one), you could be sending (and receiving) powerful healing energy today. Today will be all about healing and moving forward. Listen to an inspirational TED talk, read an inspirational book, talk out a problem with a friend — the sky’s the limit today. Just don’t forget to focus on your own vision for your life, too, Crabby.

The heart may want what it wants, but if the heart comes accompanied by a Cancer with an agenda, it may not go over so well. Energy today will be impressive. While getting out there and getting stuff done could have powerful results, pushing other people to get on the same page may not go the way you want. Want to connect with others? Let your personal power shine through without expectations. That can draw the right kind of people and situations to you today.

It could be one wild ride today, Crabby. The vibes will be bigger than big, which will be awesome news for a good day. Ever the expert at all things deep and complicated, you may be relieved to know that healing and a healthy perspective could also be on the agenda. Instead of seeing a wrecking ball of destruction in these big vibes, consider how clearing out the crap in your life can make room for good vibes. You can enjoy an elevated sense of well-being and use it to get closer to your goals. The day may come in like a wrecking ball, but you can make it your beeotch all the same.

A drencher of feelings could be in the forecast today. That could seriously interfere with your precious ability to multitask, so make sure your shoes are laced and a safety net is in place because this energy could have you tripping on your mighty to-do list. Focus on keeping yourself upright by speaking up for yourself, staying out of other people’s business, and talking about your feelings. Just because the energy could have you up in the feels doesn’t mean you have to end up on your backside, Crabby. Keep your balance and embrace it.

Cancers are often described as indulgent, with a streak of materialism a mile wide. Screw the people who think that. We know better. The vibes will be all about showing off your unique side and marching to the tune of your own trumpet. Show those judgy haters the amazing you hidden within this Saturday. And when a Crabby finally lets loose, they can let loose HARD. It will all be in your hands, just the way you like it! Unwind this Saturday, and let that inner weirdo out for the world to see.

Diamond bright and fierce as heck — well, that could describe you any day, Crabby, but this day’s energy will be brimming with confidence. One word of caution: beware of oversharing. Okay, that’s three words of caution but whatever. Listen up: a Cancer’s beautiful loyalty to their friends and desire to connect to others can sometimes lead to the temptation to overshare with new people. Shortcutting the bonding process by spilling your secrets could leave you mopping up regrets. I’m not saying you can be gullible (you really can be when you love, though). I am saying that your secrets deserve to be shared in safe spaces with people who will honor your privacy. Rock today’s fierce confidence vibes.

Crabby, it’s Thirsty Thursday and thanks to the vibes, you just might GET lucky today! Not into spicy vibes? That’s okay. You may not be able to shoo away the sparkles of hotness floating around you, but you can choose to ignore them and make this a good day despite the bothersome, voluptuous vibes. Get your schmexy on! Or don’t. Use it to get your confidence on instead. Up to you, Cancer.

A snowman in a tutu? Weird, but not nearly as weird as the vibes coming at Cancers today. You may end up spending most of the day sitting in the corner of your room, rocking back and forth, trying to figure out why something feels off. Let me save you the trouble: It’s just the vibes, dude. Get over them and carry on my wayward child. There will be no need to fret over this thing, Crabby. You can’t exactly change the vibes. You just gotta create your own. You’ve got this!

A good friend would take away your phone before you can drunk dial the ex. Today, I’m your friend. No texting, no dialing, and for damn sure don’t go see them. Put down the phone!!! Look, Crabby, the today could come with strong vibes about the past. Don’t take it as your cue to run back to it. Instead, strong vibes for love and romance could be applied to a present interest or even to investing in your friendships (or, heck, even Pinterest). Use past nostalgia for present healing and then move forward. Maybe even delete the ex’s number because you’re moving on to bigger and better things!