Category: Cancer AV

And now for my next trick, I will make Cancer into a nurturing mom friend! The vibes today will be pushing a desire to get your nurture on. You could try to nurture your friends, family, lover OR — hear me out — you could nurture your own soul. In particular, you could give yourself some uplifting love by setting a little time aside to pursue hobbies, like tending to your house plants or plotting world domination. You do you, Crabby. Nurture away — even if you have to do it from afar!

Let’s mix this up, Cancer. Say hello to unorthodox ideas! The energies today reflect awesome vibes for exploring out-of-the-box ideas, which could come in handy if you get hit with challenges. If you struggle doing things the old and sure way, power up with the vibes and use your head to come up with weird, off-the-wall ways to handle the crud. You could surprise yourself. Even better, you will likely blow away some issues. Spice it up, Crabby.

Are you ready to “Life Hack” this bit? Let’s roll, Cancer! The vibes today are all about cutting down on waste by using stuff you already have. Rather than outsourcing (and thus stretching your wallet thinnn), you can put your smarty pants creativity and intuition to use — because YOU can figure out ways to use the stuff you have to overcome challenges that arise today. Reduce, reuse, and recycle! Take on the challenge, Crabby. Blow everyone away with creativity!

Calm your wits before you break a nail or stub a toe, Cancer. While you’re not one to overreact — Ha! Who am I kidding? Just don’t freak out yet. There will be intuitive energies in the air, but rather than getting stuck in your head and overthinking, the vibes will promote mending and fixing. The vibes will likely be most effective, though, when you turn them on building up yourself or fixing things within your power (e.g. not other people). Mend away, Crab!

Fast, so fast. Speedy Crabby, raring to go! Vroom, vroom, wenches. Easy on the caffeine there! My dude, you likely won’t need an energy drink because the vibes are bringing move it, move it energy. Your mind will likely shift from introspection to action, which means whatever your brainy head thought could use change or improvement can actually — wait for it — be done! Take your thoughtful ideas (plus the vibes) and turn them into a reality. Go get it, Cancer!

I’m not saying you need to dress in earthy colors and smoke weed while flipping the bird to The Man, but you could be feeling pretty dang hippie today, Cancer. The vibes are gearing up for big “world love” energies and unleashing awesome energies for mysticism, so you will likely be feeling at one with the earth. At the very least, you could feel a little closer to the world around you. If your heart bleeds for the world with a boost from these vibes, remember that your individual choices can begin to make the world better. Change begins with you, Crab.

SCREAM and SHOUT and let it all out! Or, you know, you could just journal about it. Cancer, the vibes today reflect primo energies for using creativity to get your thoughts out, especially through writing or other imaginative forms of communication. Whether you’ve been under the burden of heavy thoughts or you want to let the world know about your great joy, it doesn’t matter what emotions you’ll be experiencing. The vibes support letting them ALL out — in a constructive way, of course. Show your insides to the world, Crabby! Wait. What?

If you’re mean to yourself and you know it, clap your hands! CLAP! CLAP! Cancer, this is a great time for thinking about and working towards love and acceptance of yourself. Pfft. Why would you need to do that? Well, think about it for a hot minute. How do you talk about yourself and to yourself? Do you tend to be kind, loving, and accepting? Well, that’s a pretty big piece of lifelong happiness. So take advantage of the vibes and build up your self-love. How beautiful!

TELL ME I’M PRETTY! I am, right? Right??? Cancer, you could find yourself questioning your own judgement today. This might include doubting yourself and your abilities or even just not being sure if your understanding of reality is true (it’s all an illusion!). To avoid a full-on existential crisis, make efforts to ground yourself. Remember your gut is often on point, so you can trust that. Look to evidence of prior triumphs so you can believe in yourself once more. You will get through this, buddy. Stay sharp!

You smell that? Yeah, that’s the distinct smell of fried Cancer brains! You may feel overwhelmed by just how much stuff there is to stuffing stuff around this stuffy place, and you will likely find yourself tempted to totally meltdown as your brain just plain melts. Never fear! Channel those “get it done” energies to focus on what’s in front of you and come out with a big finish. You can overcome the sense of being overwhelmed. So do it!

I am justice in the night, the almighty vigilante. I am Cancer! Dial it back, buddy. Sure, today may feel all about justice!!! However, unless you’ve been appointed judge, jury and executioner of some magical court I’ve never heard of, you may want to refrain from dishing out your own justice. This isn’t Gotham. Instead, if you feel like someone’s not being just, you can choose to have conversations about it or do your own thang to right the injustice. No, not a citizen’s arrest. Choose kindness.

Just a friendly reminder that murder is illegal in all 50 States and most places abroad, Cancer. You may want to repeat that as needed today because worky work vibes could leave you feeling like you’re drowning in responsibilities. One wrong word and it’s off with someone’s head! Take a chill pill, Crabby. Yikes! First of all, don’t kill messengers. Secondly, you will get done what you need to. Take each task one step at a time, friend. Lastly, remember to breathe. Inhale! Hold… Now exhale. You can do this.