Category: Cancer AV

Must be quite the view up there on your high horse, Crabby. You may thrive in that lofty position, but looking down on others will never be a cute look for you. No, not even with a filter. Not everyone has your impeccable judgment or ability to problem solve that you do, Cancer, with your energy. That doesn’t mean that the rest of the Zodiac is without their own gifts. Today, the energy may be ripe for feeling like your abilities outstrip all others, but there will also be some pretty cool lessons peppered through the day if you open to them. Maybe you’ll find that your balance will improve from a little healthy perspective of what others bring to the table. Showing appreciation and extending kindness will take you far!

Wanting to put yourself in time out with a glass of wine may be tempting as more gets piled on to an already full plate, Cancer. As much as you prize multitasking, a crap ton of extra responsibility won’t be a welcome addition to your day. Looks to me like you have three choices: you can go for that time out with wine or beverage-of-choice, refusing to adult; you can say heck no and attack the responsibility with renewed vigor just to get it all done; or you can moan about it and drag your feet getting it done. How you look at the added work depends entirely on you. While today may be filled with a high sense of obligation, using a proactive approach may bring more immediate relief and balance to your world than procrastinating or refusing to participate would. You do you, but remember that what you do will choose what kind of day you’ll be having.

If you’re ducking under the bed and seeking to be MIA today, don’t be too surprised. There will be emotional vibes all up in the air today and Gems will probably be in hiding and waiting this mess out. Don’t miss out on life, Cancer! You can overcome the emotional energies by focusing on new ways to express yourself. You are more prepared to deal with emotions than you believe, I promise. Show the Universe what you’re really made of. Take on this day and its emotionally charged vibes! Go get em, Crabby!

At the helm of the ship, Cancers will likely thrive. But fierce Captain Crabby could be in for a mass mutiny if they let their sense of confidence inflate their ego and assertiveness. Ride on today’s boosting vibes. You often have great ideas, truly. But if you over-assert yourself, you’ll probably step on some toes and end up walking the plank, my dude. A good ship captain knows how to balance leadership and good intentions with listening to the crew and showing respect for other opinions. You, Crabby, have the potential to be a good ship captain. Land ho, matey!

All you need is love… It’s a great song, but maybe The Beatles left out a few other things you might actually need, Cancer. Like healthy boundaries. And good communication. Self-awareness. Realistic expectations. The vibes today will be strong for love and attention. Which sounds awesome, but your need for connection could be dangerous if you don’t keep in mind that love needs to come with some other things, too. What you want matters. For love. For work. For your life. Heck, yes, I’m saying love yourself and don’t just settle for whatever love and attention happens to come your way.

Cancers love connecting. I mean, you really want to connect. Like, to the freaking Internet. Sometime today. If Wi-Fi goes haywire or your computer acts like it caught the plague or Facebook decides to do the millionth update just when you were posting a status, you may be tempted to curse technology like a sailor on shore leave… or a parent stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night, on the stairs, naked. Just be warned, communication may misfire today. Try to make a connection in real life instead — make a new friend, immerse yourself in nature, connect with who you are at your core. Sure, you can tell Alexa to go smudge herself. It might get you some interesting and entertaining search results. But it might be a better use of your time to put down the technology for once and try something new. So, don’t fret, pet.

If your idea of fitness is fittin this whole slice of pizza in your mouth, I feel you. I freaking love pizza. I mean, I wouldn’t marry it or anything… I mean, and get sauce on my dress? But pizza-love is a real and beautiful thing. But today, your focus may shift over into the arena of wellness, Crabby. Want to eat better, making healthier choices? Get a friend on board so you can cheer each other on and talk each other out of the junk food aisle of the grocery store. Want to up your spiritual game? Snag a friend to attend church with you or to do a daily gratitude practice. Think fresh, delicious produce, more energy, and fitness that also manages to be fun. And pizza sometimes, too, because Cancers love a fun and delicious life!

A scarf. A prayer flag. A cloth to wave in front of a bull. A cute shirt. There’s a lot we can do with the red flags you’ve been ignoring lately, Crabby. Known for your excellent judge of character, you could be reeling today as you count up all the red flags you tried to ignore because you didn’t want to believe that your loyalty could be squandered on people who weren’t what they seemed. The vibes could reveal the other side of people that you didn’t want to see. Use your superpower for seeing the dark and the light to recognize the truth and nurture the ones who matter most to you rather than focus on hurt feelings.

Cancers are the type of people who imagine that the clouds are dragons and dream of riding them away towards the end of the world. Unfortunately for them, this Sunday probably won’t be full of fluffy clouds. Instead, get ready for a tsunami slam of reality. If you haven’t asserted your will or made conscious choices to work on your issues, what you get today will be a result of your inaction. You see, Crabby? One does not simply dream their way to Mordor. It takes swords, bows, and axes to work your way towards solutions. Uh, figuratively, of course. So, get your butt off the grass and your head out of the clouds. These super waves could become as calm as a ripple on a pond’s surface. The key to change is within you. Time to take action!

Are you ready for it? OH! Today will present to you some great vibes for learning new things. Cha-ching! Cash in on these vibes and get you some great brain stimulants in the form of Grade-A learning. If ever there were a day to get pumped up for growth and learning experiences, this vibe could be your chance to shine bright like a diamond and unleash your inner nerd. Don’t worry about hiding your excitement underneath a cold, calculating exterior. Let your dopamine flow as you revel in the joy of learning and learning some more, Crabby.

Today’s forecast predicts a whole lot of energy with a slight chance of overindulgence. Sure, Cancer may be brainy, but that doesn’t mean they’re immune to overdoing things and overindulging themselves. Quite the contrary. Your love of things could have you diving deep into overindulgence — and maybe getting one big hangover from it. Enjoy the energizing vibes but don’t go over the edge and down the black hole of too much goodness. Keep your goals clear at the forefront of your mind and you’ll do just fine with that secret wild side of yours. Now, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t maybe try to pamper yourself a wittle bit today. Just don’t go overboard and book an entire spa resort to yourself, right? Make these good vibes work for you so that you can get stuff done and enjoy your life in the process. Easy-peasy for the determined Crabby, right?

Well, Crabby, get prepared for a wake-up call. The vibes today will be all about facing challenges in what you believe. Will your faith be shaken? Will you crumble under pressure? Or will you come out on top like the badass Cancer that I know you are?! Life is full of surprises and challenges, but whether you crumble beneath the pressure or beat the Universe into a bloody pulp is something you’ll have to own all on your own. Don’t give up. Do give it your all.