Category: Cancer AV

Warning: emotions ahead! Cancers may keep their emotional side hidden until safety is ensured, so the nurturing vibes coming at you today may be challenging. Like, you want to be loved but also you feel smothered. There’s a difference between wearing a jacket on a cool day vs wearing a snowsuit in the desert. Trying to explain this to people around you could be tough. You might come across as too frank — saying, “Get. The. Heck. OUT. Of. My. Face.” tends to, you know… push people away. Keep peace and love in mind, Crabby.

It’s about darn time the Universe gave Cancers a forking break. And what better time than on Hump Day? Good luck and smooth sailing could be on the schedule for you this Wednesday. Congrats! You’re a winner!! But only if you embrace the vibes and make efforts to make positivity work in your favor. Otherwise, it’ll just be a wasted opportunity for good fortune. We aren’t wasteful, are we, Crabby?! Heck no. Get out there and shine you magnificent beast!

Oh holy effing ghost peppers on a hot plate!!! Did Cancer just stub their toe? Nope, colorful little lines like that could be coming out of your mouth thanks to the aggressive vibes floating down today. Try to keep a cool head or you just might see red and stampede innocents. If you find yourself overheating, practice some relaxing visualizations or bury yourself in your favorite kind of work. You’re stronger than the vibes, Crabby. Remember that.

Surprise, Crabby! That’s not me talking, that’s the Universe. This Monday, Cancers could be in for some unexpected news or information. You’ll just be going about your day and right when your guard begins to waiver — BAM! Truth bomb smacks you in the face. Now, this might be good news, so don’t despair of be afraid. This energy can bring a delightful vibe to spice up your day. Good luck, my friend.

Fish are friends, not food. Okay, maybe they’re food sometimes, too. Cancer, the vibes this Sunday will be excellent for making new friends or even seeking out love interests. Maybe you’ll fall in love with a Fish or find a new pal to explore your interests with. Whether you’re in want of a friend or an extra special friend, the vibes will be in your favor. Get your socializing on, Crabby!

Idealistic, optimistic, and maybe a bit romantic? Cancers usually only feel like that when there’s true love in front of them, but these emotions could actually be stirred up – thanks Universe. Penetrate the atmosphere (LOL I said “penetrate”) and soak up all the awesome vibes you can while the going is still good. With idealism on your side, there won’t be much you won’t be able to achieve or create, Crabby. You are an innovative force of nature. Own it!

Moms are great until she gets all smothering and junk. Cancers tend to be the friend offering advice and somehow having everything that anyone could need in their bags and man purses — I mean, satchels. Unfortunately, the vibes today could have other signs feeling smothered by the nurturing types. It could be hard to take a step back from being helpful, but you may need to do just that. It’s okay to take a break from caring for someone else once in a while. Instead, try turning on some self-nurture and book yo-self a massage or get a hot bubblebath. You deserve some pampering!

Your my-way-or-the-highway tendencies will likely be heightened by the vibes today, Crabby. While that could turn you into a perfectionist, that’s kind of a waste of your potential. Instead, use today’s vibes and your admirable willpower to get to the next level in your work life, personal life, or your secret life (Hey, who am I to judge?). Work with today’s vibes to rise up and get your way, Cancer. It’ll be about damn time for a promotion or the next step toward your intentions, yeah?

Sit your bootylicious self back down and stop telling the bus driver how to shift gears properly, Cancer. You gonna be kicked off the dang bus if you don’t reel it in, dude. You really wanna walk all the way home? Yes, you have a tendency to be set in your ways and today’s energy probably doesn’t help, but that doesn’t need to be the vibe that spurs you on today. Let practicality be your guide instead. From a practical standpoint, sometimes it’s better to sit down and let the bus driver do his job, you know? You are so much more than stubbornness. You are also earthy, thoughtful, and brilliant. You’re you and you are awesome, Crabby.

If you try to critique a polar bear on how it hibernates, you’ll probably get eaten because they may look cuddly but they’re fierce and really don’t need anybody’s advice. This will be an important lesson for Cancers today because today could produce vibes that could promote a Crab’s interest in helping others and acting as teacher. Watch out for being too critical and overstepping, because this tendency could get you eaten by an angry bear, Crabby. You’ll want to watch out for pushing your help on people who don’t want it (e.g. polar bears). You can be a great teacher because of your critical eye and intellect, so long as you’re teaching people who want to learn the lessons you’ve prepared. Let sleeping bears lie, dude. Instead, use this vibe to let your love shine by trusting those you care about to take the wheel

Today’s vibes could send Cancers in to steal the crown. What crown? King or Queen Badass, of course. If you give in to the lower side of today’s vibes, you’ll have everyone on high alert and walking on eggshells. You don’t have to walk around with spears shooting from your eyes and claws out, though. The energy today can have a “lower your weapon” vibe today, though. So, practice a little centering, calming meditation to keep your emotions chill. Adjust your crown and rule your day.

Planning out the whole day ahead of time? I mean, Cancers make plans! It’s just that you take your sweet time (why rush? you’ll get there eventually…) and you sometimes get distracted by snack time and impromptu naps. While that’s not a BAD thing, the relief of finishing a project or goal can be wonderful. Luckily, this Monday will light up and maybe you can ride on these perspective altering vibes to motivate yourself. Try sticking to your plans and really following through. Let’s see those results, Crabby!