Category: Cancer AV

Like a narcissist in a fun house thinking darn-I-look-good one minute to what-the-actual-fork the next, today’s energy could inspire some pretty powerful and divided reactions. Your battle for balance could have you overcorrecting if you don’t try to keep some perspective, Crabby. With today’s vibes, the feels will be abundant, but if you can keep an eye on the big picture, you’ll likely be better able to use the powerful energy to exercise that legendary judgment of yours and get through this day with style. Channel that yogi spirit and go show this day how it’s done!

Awkward Crabby! As today’s energy settles in, Cancers could experience some interesting, electric vibes that turn their brains a little sideways. While you could spend the day trying to figure out which way is up, you might instead embrace a little weirdness. Things may not go according to your plan, but this rollercoaster ride could actually be fun. And perhaps looking at things from that upside down loop can help you see things from a new perspective. Embrace the weird!

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters? Well sorry Crabby, but I don’t think Ghostbusters can help you through this Sunday’s resurgence of old phantoms from your past. That crud will be yours to own and learn from today. And I promise, it won’t be as impossible as it may sound thanks to the vibes. It’s about time for some healing and moving forward. In fact, this Sunday will be great for sewing up those past gaping wounds so that you can move forward. Happier. Healthier. Amazingly you. Sounds fantastic, don’t ya think, Cancer?

Did someone lace your brownies? No, Cancer (uh, not that I know of). That feeling your experiencing could be the chill vibes in the air. Today will be full of super carefree energies, and you will likely find yourself relaxing and maybe even wanting to let loose. GASP! Unfortunately, this could have the opposite intended effect and you might get super paranoid and overly anxious. Don’t force it. Let yourself mellow out, Crabby. You’ve earned some R&R for the weekend! It’s good to relax. Let it be.

Love it up the Cancer way today! Your special brand of comfortable love will be extra emphasized by the vibes this Friday. Rejoice in these energies and show love through kind, helpful acts. And by “love” I mean you could help anyone you don’t totally hate. After all, you never know when a kind act could earn you a new minion or two. Love abounds and if you add in your superpower of being the very bestest at knowing how to serve the greater good, you could rule this vibe, Crabby! Rock on.

Look, I’m not saying your head is gonna explode this Thursday, but you could be in for an intelligence overload, Cancer. You could be peaking (mentally, that is) this afternoon. Know what that means? Instead of your problems forking you over, you get to fork your problems! Score! This intelligence galore will likely help you work out even your most stubborn problems and your brains will stay intact, Crabby. Hallelujah!

No matter how great the lesson behind it, a boring lecture just isn’t gonna teach anybody squat — except maybe how to fall asleep in a desk. Crabby, the vibes this Wednesday will be ideal for helping someone by using your vast experiences to teach others. The biggest struggle you’ll face could be the delivery of the message. Get rid of that rigid stick up your butt and find some creative ways to bestow your knowledge! After all — you’ll be in your element, Cancer. Hit humpday with style.

Be a no drama llama today, Cancer. Lighting stuff up just to see it burn might be tempting if you think someone you love hasn’t been loyal or has been talking smack, but talking it out could help preserve your relationships. The vibes today could promote feeling frustrated, but don’t let your first reaction trip you up. Instead, chill out, think it through, and learn to communicate instead of losing it. Your no drama stance could help you have an easier day than if you were to go nuclear because you’re feeling feisty. Be cool, Crabby. You’ve got this in the bag.

Fork Mondays and fork feelings. And while we’re at it, fork the vibes today. You feel me, Crabby? You’ll probably be feeling A LOT of things today. Empathy abound! Instead of tucking your tail between your legs and hiding under the couch, why not try using the sensitive energies to help someone out today? I’m sure someone could really benefit from having you as a life coach, because… let’s face it — you’ve got it going ON — and you’ll get to channel your emotions into something you love.

Cancers may think that dealing with emotions is about as impossible as slamming a revolving door, but sometimes you just gotta go Incredible Hulk on that crud, rip the door from its frame, and slam it into the ground. The vibes for dealing with emotions will be higher than all the hippies at Woodstock. All the hurts will likely be easier to talk about, though. The only thing stopping you from dealing with your emotions will be, well, you! Are you really gonna stand in your own way of progress? To heck with that, Crabby! Do what you do best and become better than you were before. Keep improving yourself, including your emotional intelligence. Got emotional baggage to unpack? Good. The vibes today will be perfect for unloading that stuff. Yeet!

Know that feeling when you trip on your own clumsy feet and fall flat on your ass? Then you look around to make sure no one else saw? Yeah, that’s what’ll happen if you keep tripping over the past because you’re not looking where you’re going, Cancer. You’re losing your darn mind if you think the past has what you want. Your love and relationship focus makes you a strong partner — or a fool if you’re stuck replaying your personal uber-tragic-romantic song over and over. Use today’s strong energy to gain perspective, not to catapult yourself into the arms of an ex. Do NOT cyber stalk them on social media “just to see how they’re doing.” Instead, learn from the past. Get some practical perspective about how something helped you become the boss you are today.

Ever wonder if clouds look down at people and think, “Wow, that one’s shaped like an idiot.” The thought has certainly crossed your mind at some point, I’m sure. If it hasn’t, it probably will today. The vibes this Friday will likely reveal the immaturity of someone(s) around you and have Cancers pulling their hair out as they attempt to adult with the power of a thousand parents. It can be super exhausting to feel like the only grownup around, but you can get through another day. Put your brain to work and show the clouds what a champion-shaped human looks like. (Hint: It’s what you look like).