Category: Cancer AV

Time to buckle in because this day may have as much balance as an old as dirt roller coaster at a carnival that hasn’t bothered with maintenance since 1972. Like maybe missing a few bolts and yet still running. Whee! Sounds awesome, right, Crabby? Look, this doesn’t mean the day will suck. Actually, the day could be filled with surprises. Think unexpected or novel, not necessarily bad. I mean, I wouldn’t hop onto a rickety roller coaster, but maybe trying something new will fulfill this vibe and help you let down your hair. Your natural need for two-toner nature will have you combining inner resources to deal with this madness like a pro. But buckle up… just in case.

Hashtag this day SpicySunday because dayyyyum! You’ll likely love this day, Cancer, with your desire for connection. The vibes could have you engaging in smart conversations. Flirting, sure, but not just that. You could be a natural at meetups, executing jokes with perfect timing and delivery, and if you have a crush, they might be clued in to your amorous intentions today, too. The energy could help you kill it with confidence, and any conflicts that come up could be easily dealt with if you use the strong energy to communicate. Your love of communicating and deep sense of connection with others could have this day feeling like one big happy hug.

The Universe may have some surprises in store today, but don’t sweat it, the vibes are here to support happy surprises — not crappy ones (cross yo’ fingers for a dash of extra luck tho!). Maybe you’ll experience little treats like getting (or making) a random call to a friend you haven’t talked to in a long time, or finding a $1 in your pocket, or just waking up in a good mood. Keeping an open eye and heart to the unknowns today and letting life unfold today with a sense of wonder and gratitude can help you make the best day possible. It’ll be what you make it, but take the miracles as they come, Cancer. Oh, happy day!

Therapist to Cancer: What do we do when we feel a need for space?
Crabby: Go holiday shopping until we feel better.
Therapist: …No.
If this feels like you today, you’re not alone. Going out to load up on new shoes might seem preferable to dealing with the bull-shirt of misunderstandings and feeling smothered by everyone else. But shopping won’t be the answer (I mean, it is AN answer… and a tempting one at that… but not the best one). You’ll be better served to focus instead on taking care of you and thinking before you speak rather than going into debt with retail therapy. I mean, maybe one add to cart wouldn’t hurt. Or just grab a Snickers. Do you, Cancer.

Nobody peed in your cornflakes, Cancer (I hope). That’d just be the vibes coming from Universe today. Though the vibes may not be easy, you can still make today whatever you want it to be. To survive the pee-pocalypse, try avoiding pointless arguments. There may be some disagreements that allow for getting things out in the open and healing and those can be good. But don’t go screaming at people over little things, you dig me? Let’s reach for peace, love, and healing this Thursday, sweet Crabby.

Beaming from ear to ear, Cancers could seem like they’re on happy pills this Wednesday. Like, I’ll have what they’re having! The vibes today will be productive (times 1,000) which means projects can more easily get wrapped up with neat, little bows — just how Cancers like it! You could even feel a little frisky with all these good vibes going around. Eat it up, my friend. For astrology’s sake, you’re overdue for a dose of the goodness!

Like a narcissist in a fun house thinking darn-I-look-good one minute to what-the-actual-fork the next, today’s energy could inspire some pretty powerful and divided reactions. Your battle for balance could have you overcorrecting if you don’t try to keep some perspective, Crabby. With today’s vibes, the feels will be abundant, but if you can keep an eye on the big picture, you’ll likely be better able to use the powerful energy to exercise that legendary judgment of yours and get through this day with style. Channel that yogi spirit and go show this day how it’s done!

Awkward Crabby! As today’s energy settles in, Cancers could experience some interesting, electric vibes that turn their brains a little sideways. While you could spend the day trying to figure out which way is up, you might instead embrace a little weirdness. Things may not go according to your plan, but this rollercoaster ride could actually be fun. And perhaps looking at things from that upside down loop can help you see things from a new perspective. Embrace the weird!

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters? Well sorry Crabby, but I don’t think Ghostbusters can help you through this Sunday’s resurgence of old phantoms from your past. That crud will be yours to own and learn from today. And I promise, it won’t be as impossible as it may sound thanks to the vibes. It’s about time for some healing and moving forward. In fact, this Sunday will be great for sewing up those past gaping wounds so that you can move forward. Happier. Healthier. Amazingly you. Sounds fantastic, don’t ya think, Cancer?

Did someone lace your brownies? No, Cancer (uh, not that I know of). That feeling your experiencing could be the chill vibes in the air. Today will be full of super carefree energies, and you will likely find yourself relaxing and maybe even wanting to let loose. GASP! Unfortunately, this could have the opposite intended effect and you might get super paranoid and overly anxious. Don’t force it. Let yourself mellow out, Crabby. You’ve earned some R&R for the weekend! It’s good to relax. Let it be.

Love it up the Cancer way today! Your special brand of comfortable love will be extra emphasized by the vibes this Friday. Rejoice in these energies and show love through kind, helpful acts. And by “love” I mean you could help anyone you don’t totally hate. After all, you never know when a kind act could earn you a new minion or two. Love abounds and if you add in your superpower of being the very bestest at knowing how to serve the greater good, you could rule this vibe, Crabby! Rock on.

Look, I’m not saying your head is gonna explode this Thursday, but you could be in for an intelligence overload, Cancer. You could be peaking (mentally, that is) this afternoon. Know what that means? Instead of your problems forking you over, you get to fork your problems! Score! This intelligence galore will likely help you work out even your most stubborn problems and your brains will stay intact, Crabby. Hallelujah!