Category: Cancer AV

You’ll be looking seriously cute today, Crabby. The vibe might be more serious than usual, but I’m sure you’ll make it look good. Your creativity will come in handy today. You might have to change up your schedule, but going with the flow is something you can manage easily enough. Make some changes to adjust for the serious vibe, but consider how you can make your plan stronger with a few creative tweaks. With your keen intellect and clever creativity, this day might feel less heavy and more intense. A little self-care can help, but otherwise, it just might be smooth sailing for you, Cancer.

Dun nun dun nun (aye aye aye). We’re staying on the rails on a mundane train! Cancer, today will promote energies of reality over dreams. Practical ideas may seem to not include your dreams, but think again! There will likely be a way to connect it all with a little elbow grease. Don’t be afraid to hop the rails and make your own path forward. You may now toot your own horn, Crabby. Toot toot!

Let’s get awesome up in here! Not that you aren’t already awesome, Crabby. So, let’s get even more awesome, then. Anyhow, this day will promote epic energies for capitalizing on lessons learned in order to help yourself, your community, or maybe even the world. In other words, you could truly unleash your awesomeness today. Give it a go, Cancer.

I’d say get your competitive juices flowing, but that sounds a little unsanitary. Maybe don’t do that. But definitely do dive into this exciting, powerful day. You’re passionate about many things, and today’s vibe will likely enhance that passion, giving it an added intensity you just might enjoy. Could be great for competition, too, and we all know how much you love to win, Crabby. Bring your game face, and get out there and have the best day ever!

Good thing your mind’s as bendy as a double-jointed contortionist, Crabby, because today that flexibility might come in handy. Weird ideas might suddenly be getting your actual consideration. Keeping an open mind might help you see that the best way to handle something might not be the usual way. You’ll love getting to stretch your brain around a problem to solve it, and you’ll look hot doing it, Cancer.

My wallet is like an onion. When I peel it open, I cry. And that, Crabby, is why I don’t impulse buy anymore. Speaking of, you could find that impulses clash with heart and head today thanks to the vibe today. While at first glance, it could seem like you can’t reconcile the drive for instant gratification with thoughtful, long-term happiness, that could be an illusion. Find balance between the two or just ask yourself what you really desire. Own this day!

Ah, the smell of freshly brewed coffee and the sound of no one talking while you drink it! It’s a whole morning mood, Crabby. And if you can’t get that morning mood because people keep chattering while you’re clearly deep in the cups, consider yourself the bigger person when you don’t slap them into next week for messing up your morning mood. Pat yourself on the back today and do what you gotta do with class and style — confident that you’ve got exactly what is needed for the challenges of this day. So, drink up your magic bean juice and go show this day who’s the boss!

Being dramatically disappointed may be a whole Crabby vibe, but you won’t need it today. Your dreams may offer more challenges than you expected, but that doesn’t mean you won’t get there, Cancer. Pull yourself together, and start to consider creative approaches. Maybe you need to modify your plan to make things work. Rather than throwing up your hands in despair or day drinking or whatever you do when things look dire, don’t be a drama llama. Use your noodle to figure out another plan, and then get back to work, genius Crab.

If you start drawing lines in chalk on the ground, people are going to assume you’re either outlining a body or casting a circle. No judgment, but totally expect people to start backing away from you slowly, Crabby. You might need a little more space from other people today, but you could be slightly more subtle than marking it in chalk. Or putting up orange cones. Or whatever crazy thing you might have thought of to make sure people cease and desist trying to talk to you. Get your space — but do it by being kind. And if you come across someone else who looks like they could use a little bit more than six feet of social distancing, be sure to respect their boundaries, too. Maybe no one feels like playing well with others today, and that’s totally okay, Cancer. Just make sure you don’t get out the chalk when you can just use your grownup words instead.

Mmm… today you might feel like the warm marshmallow at the center of a s’more — comforting, delicious, and totally the center of attention. Not that you’re a big softie or anything. Today’s mood will be more assertive than that. But you could definitely be giving off warm and toasty vibes that make people want to get closer. Intimate conversations could thrive, and your easy wit will likely charm those who are lucky enough to bask in your presence today, Crabby. Go ahead and be the yummy snack we know you are.

If you usually learn everything the hard way, Cancer, you will absolutely love today’s easy breezy educational vibe. The energetic feel will be one that promotes teaching and learning. Whichever side you find yourself on will get an extra dose of smooth moves — when added to your agile brain and quick wit, the combination could be powerful! I’m not saying you can learn a whole new language in a day or suddenly start doing advanced calculus like you were born to do it, but you just might find that connecting with ideas could come as easily to you as juggling tasks and making it look easy, Crabby.

Pfft! Handling multiple emotions won’t be a problem for you, Crabby. You’ve got at least 50 things going on at all times anyway, so today’s vibe won’t grind your gears. In fact, you just might find it motivating to slay your way through a day of challenges. Not that you’re competitive (you TOTALLY ARE). You just like to do your best (as long as you do it better than anyone else). I’d give you a pat on the back for your awesomeness, but I’m pretty sure you’ve already decided on an ample award for your amazing work. Treat yourself, Cancer! And then maybe take a breather.