Category: Cancer AV

Moms are great until she gets all smothering and junk. Cancers tend to be the friend offering advice and somehow having everything that anyone could need in their bags and man purses — I mean, satchels. Unfortunately, the vibes today could have other signs feeling smothered by the nurturing types. It could be hard to take a step back from being helpful, but you may need to do just that. It’s okay to take a break from caring for someone else once in a while. Instead, try turning on some self-nurture and book yo-self a massage or get a hot bubblebath. You deserve some pampering!

Your my-way-or-the-highway tendencies will likely be heightened by the vibes today, Crabby. While that could turn you into a perfectionist, that’s kind of a waste of your potential. Instead, use today’s vibes and your admirable willpower to get to the next level in your work life, personal life, or your secret life (Hey, who am I to judge?). Work with today’s vibes to rise up and get your way, Cancer. It’ll be about damn time for a promotion or the next step toward your intentions, yeah?

Sit your bootylicious self back down and stop telling the bus driver how to shift gears properly, Cancer. You gonna be kicked off the dang bus if you don’t reel it in, dude. You really wanna walk all the way home? Yes, you have a tendency to be set in your ways and today’s energy probably doesn’t help, but that doesn’t need to be the vibe that spurs you on today. Let practicality be your guide instead. From a practical standpoint, sometimes it’s better to sit down and let the bus driver do his job, you know? You are so much more than stubbornness. You are also earthy, thoughtful, and brilliant. You’re you and you are awesome, Crabby.

If you try to critique a polar bear on how it hibernates, you’ll probably get eaten because they may look cuddly but they’re fierce and really don’t need anybody’s advice. This will be an important lesson for Cancers today because today could produce vibes that could promote a Crab’s interest in helping others and acting as teacher. Watch out for being too critical and overstepping, because this tendency could get you eaten by an angry bear, Crabby. You’ll want to watch out for pushing your help on people who don’t want it (e.g. polar bears). You can be a great teacher because of your critical eye and intellect, so long as you’re teaching people who want to learn the lessons you’ve prepared. Let sleeping bears lie, dude. Instead, use this vibe to let your love shine by trusting those you care about to take the wheel

Today’s vibes could send Cancers in to steal the crown. What crown? King or Queen Badass, of course. If you give in to the lower side of today’s vibes, you’ll have everyone on high alert and walking on eggshells. You don’t have to walk around with spears shooting from your eyes and claws out, though. The energy today can have a “lower your weapon” vibe today, though. So, practice a little centering, calming meditation to keep your emotions chill. Adjust your crown and rule your day.

Planning out the whole day ahead of time? I mean, Cancers make plans! It’s just that you take your sweet time (why rush? you’ll get there eventually…) and you sometimes get distracted by snack time and impromptu naps. While that’s not a BAD thing, the relief of finishing a project or goal can be wonderful. Luckily, this Monday will light up and maybe you can ride on these perspective altering vibes to motivate yourself. Try sticking to your plans and really following through. Let’s see those results, Crabby!

Like experiencing an earthquake while riding on the ferris wheel, the Universe is about to shake things up for Cancer. The vibes today will likely bring you to a higher consciousness that has you seeing a relationship or friendship in a new light. No, that isn’t a cue for you to pack up and relocate to the farthest country. In order to grow stronger, you’ll need to face this change and the emotions (*gag*) that come with it. Believe it or not — actually, I take that back — take a leap of faith and BELIEVE that things will work out for the better. Change can mean progress and excitement. If you focus on a positive outcome and choose kindness and understanding as your default setting, then the outcome will likely be more positive than you imagined. Use that clever brain of yours to make good things come out of this change! It’ll be a-okay.

“Fierce, proud, and capable of greatness.” I mean, I wouldn’t put it on a Tinder profile, but it describes Cancers pretty perfectly, right? “Emotional and demanding” also work, but they don’t have quite the same flair, do they? Today’s vibes might require that you accept help, which could be hard on your pride. Swallow it. Because sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Look at swallowing your pride as setting a good example as a leader: let them help you. Today is going to have a simply fantastic vibe for you if you embrace a little help from your friends. Note: if the help you need involves creating an online dating profile, maybe avoid the words “swallow” and “choke,” though. Just saying!

A roadblock on your path to success could lead you into a major malfunction today. Keep your sheep together, Cancer! Well, first get it together, and then keep it together. Borrow some optimism from a Sag or something, because one dang roadblock isn’t the end of the road. Use the wisdom energies in the air to learn how you can change direction and find a new way to go after your dreams. There’s more than one route to DisneyLand, you know? Get your GPS ready for a reroute and don’t you dare give up. You’ve got some dreams to achieve, Crabby!

Like Brave Heart, the cool lion Care Bear (not the Mel Gibson in face paint one), you could be sending (and receiving) powerful healing energy today. Today will be all about healing and moving forward. Listen to an inspirational TED talk, read an inspirational book, talk out a problem with a friend — the sky’s the limit today. Just don’t forget to focus on your own vision for your life, too, Crabby.

The heart may want what it wants, but if the heart comes accompanied by a Cancer with an agenda, it may not go over so well. Energy today will be impressive. While getting out there and getting stuff done could have powerful results, pushing other people to get on the same page may not go the way you want. Want to connect with others? Let your personal power shine through without expectations. That can draw the right kind of people and situations to you today.

It could be one wild ride today, Crabby. The vibes will be bigger than big, which will be awesome news for a good day. Ever the expert at all things deep and complicated, you may be relieved to know that healing and a healthy perspective could also be on the agenda. Instead of seeing a wrecking ball of destruction in these big vibes, consider how clearing out the crap in your life can make room for good vibes. You can enjoy an elevated sense of well-being and use it to get closer to your goals. The day may come in like a wrecking ball, but you can make it your beeotch all the same.