Category: Cancer AV

A drencher of feelings could be in the forecast today. That could seriously interfere with your precious ability to multitask, so make sure your shoes are laced and a safety net is in place because this energy could have you tripping on your mighty to-do list. Focus on keeping yourself upright by speaking up for yourself, staying out of other people’s business, and talking about your feelings. Just because the energy could have you up in the feels doesn’t mean you have to end up on your backside, Crabby. Keep your balance and embrace it.

Cancers are often described as indulgent, with a streak of materialism a mile wide. Screw the people who think that. We know better. The vibes will be all about showing off your unique side and marching to the tune of your own trumpet. Show those judgy haters the amazing you hidden within this Saturday. And when a Crabby finally lets loose, they can let loose HARD. It will all be in your hands, just the way you like it! Unwind this Saturday, and let that inner weirdo out for the world to see.

Diamond bright and fierce as heck — well, that could describe you any day, Crabby, but this day’s energy will be brimming with confidence. One word of caution: beware of oversharing. Okay, that’s three words of caution but whatever. Listen up: a Cancer’s beautiful loyalty to their friends and desire to connect to others can sometimes lead to the temptation to overshare with new people. Shortcutting the bonding process by spilling your secrets could leave you mopping up regrets. I’m not saying you can be gullible (you really can be when you love, though). I am saying that your secrets deserve to be shared in safe spaces with people who will honor your privacy. Rock today’s fierce confidence vibes.

Crabby, it’s Thirsty Thursday and thanks to the vibes, you just might GET lucky today! Not into spicy vibes? That’s okay. You may not be able to shoo away the sparkles of hotness floating around you, but you can choose to ignore them and make this a good day despite the bothersome, voluptuous vibes. Get your schmexy on! Or don’t. Use it to get your confidence on instead. Up to you, Cancer.

A snowman in a tutu? Weird, but not nearly as weird as the vibes coming at Cancers today. You may end up spending most of the day sitting in the corner of your room, rocking back and forth, trying to figure out why something feels off. Let me save you the trouble: It’s just the vibes, dude. Get over them and carry on my wayward child. There will be no need to fret over this thing, Crabby. You can’t exactly change the vibes. You just gotta create your own. You’ve got this!

A good friend would take away your phone before you can drunk dial the ex. Today, I’m your friend. No texting, no dialing, and for damn sure don’t go see them. Put down the phone!!! Look, Crabby, the today could come with strong vibes about the past. Don’t take it as your cue to run back to it. Instead, strong vibes for love and romance could be applied to a present interest or even to investing in your friendships (or, heck, even Pinterest). Use past nostalgia for present healing and then move forward. Maybe even delete the ex’s number because you’re moving on to bigger and better things!

Must be quite the view up there on your high horse, Crabby. You may thrive in that lofty position, but looking down on others will never be a cute look for you. No, not even with a filter. Not everyone has your impeccable judgment or ability to problem solve that you do, Cancer, with your energy. That doesn’t mean that the rest of the Zodiac is without their own gifts. Today, the energy may be ripe for feeling like your abilities outstrip all others, but there will also be some pretty cool lessons peppered through the day if you open to them. Maybe you’ll find that your balance will improve from a little healthy perspective of what others bring to the table. Showing appreciation and extending kindness will take you far!

Wanting to put yourself in time out with a glass of wine may be tempting as more gets piled on to an already full plate, Cancer. As much as you prize multitasking, a crap ton of extra responsibility won’t be a welcome addition to your day. Looks to me like you have three choices: you can go for that time out with wine or beverage-of-choice, refusing to adult; you can say heck no and attack the responsibility with renewed vigor just to get it all done; or you can moan about it and drag your feet getting it done. How you look at the added work depends entirely on you. While today may be filled with a high sense of obligation, using a proactive approach may bring more immediate relief and balance to your world than procrastinating or refusing to participate would. You do you, but remember that what you do will choose what kind of day you’ll be having.

If you’re ducking under the bed and seeking to be MIA today, don’t be too surprised. There will be emotional vibes all up in the air today and Gems will probably be in hiding and waiting this mess out. Don’t miss out on life, Cancer! You can overcome the emotional energies by focusing on new ways to express yourself. You are more prepared to deal with emotions than you believe, I promise. Show the Universe what you’re really made of. Take on this day and its emotionally charged vibes! Go get em, Crabby!

At the helm of the ship, Cancers will likely thrive. But fierce Captain Crabby could be in for a mass mutiny if they let their sense of confidence inflate their ego and assertiveness. Ride on today’s boosting vibes. You often have great ideas, truly. But if you over-assert yourself, you’ll probably step on some toes and end up walking the plank, my dude. A good ship captain knows how to balance leadership and good intentions with listening to the crew and showing respect for other opinions. You, Crabby, have the potential to be a good ship captain. Land ho, matey!

All you need is love… It’s a great song, but maybe The Beatles left out a few other things you might actually need, Cancer. Like healthy boundaries. And good communication. Self-awareness. Realistic expectations. The vibes today will be strong for love and attention. Which sounds awesome, but your need for connection could be dangerous if you don’t keep in mind that love needs to come with some other things, too. What you want matters. For love. For work. For your life. Heck, yes, I’m saying love yourself and don’t just settle for whatever love and attention happens to come your way.

Cancers love connecting. I mean, you really want to connect. Like, to the freaking Internet. Sometime today. If Wi-Fi goes haywire or your computer acts like it caught the plague or Facebook decides to do the millionth update just when you were posting a status, you may be tempted to curse technology like a sailor on shore leave… or a parent stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night, on the stairs, naked. Just be warned, communication may misfire today. Try to make a connection in real life instead — make a new friend, immerse yourself in nature, connect with who you are at your core. Sure, you can tell Alexa to go smudge herself. It might get you some interesting and entertaining search results. But it might be a better use of your time to put down the technology for once and try something new. So, don’t fret, pet.