Category: Cancer AV

I hope you’ve had a pedicure recently because Cancers could be facing a serious case of foot-in-mouth today. Indeed, the vibes will highlight your subtle snarky nature. I mean, don’t get me wrong, you generally have the right to your snark. You often have great advice and people who don’t listen are, well, the opposite of smart (whispers: “idiots”). But today, you will likely end up pushing people’s buttons and testing limits with your quick wit. Think before you shoot your mouth off. Or else, you could be eating your own feet. Gross. Unless you have a foot fetish. Then, congrats, I guess… Be nice (as hard as that might be) and own the day.

If ever there were an energy that finally nudged Cancers over the edge to rearrange an entire town, today may very well be that day. The Crab is able to maintain a sense of internal calmness by having high standards. Whether it is controlled chaos or uber-organized is pretty individual, but the need to have everything exactly where they want it is pretty standard, isn’t it? So, if your vibes are all out of whack, to help yourself stay out of trouble (AKA other people’s personal space), go to task on something you’ve been meaning to get done forever but have been putting off. Finishing up what you’ve started will make you feel better than you think. It’ll be amazing. You’ll see.

The forecast for today could be calling for intense emotional fluctuations, general bullsheep, and a case of the Terrible Tuesdays. Maybe today won’t be the day to offer your friend or family member unsolicited feedback. To avoid misunderstandings (and annoying friends or coworkers), you could apply your Cancer nature to powering through a list of tasks rather than lashing someone into a pulp with your words. Your talent for understanding others will likely serve you well even if thoughts and feelings are potentially misfiring.

Like an out of shape person running for their life from a mountain lion, Cancers are going places today. Luckily for Crabby peeps, those places are better than a mountain lion’s stomach. The energies today will be fantastic for accomplishing stuff! Cancers tend to be intelligent and emotional, so if you can tap into the positive energies by focusing on your passions, you’ll be unstoppable. Get your groove on.

Don’t be an energy draining smother-fluffer, Cancer. Much as you want to squish the ones you love, today’s energy will have people wanting to drive a stake through your over-enthusiastic heart if you don’t back it up. Show love and offer help without becoming an energy vampire sucking the ever-loving life out of everyone around you. When you get through the day un-staked, you’ll thank me. Now get out there and spread some joy, ya hear me?

Love is in the air this Saturday. Yes, Cancers tend to keep their emotions hidden well and are sometimes pretty distrusting at first. I challenge you to a duel! I do challenge you to open yourself up to someone today, anyone who you’ve been growing close with. Sharing yourself with another person, even a friend, will be both an intimate experience and very therapeutic. Come on, Crabby, let someone worthy see the you hidden inside of you. It’s the ultimate act of love coming from you!

Stop, don’t touch me there! That’s my No-No square! When it comes to Cancer, we’re not talking about a physical thing, no. Their no-no square is their emotional side that they tend to hide underneath hella layers. The vibes coming at you today could have you wanting to dull your feelings. Don’t give in! As cool and composed as you like to appear, it’s important to face your emotions. You can be very calculating and inventive, so use that to channel your emotions into some kind of progress. Embody your inner VanGogh or Tesla or whomever and use your sweet brain to create some great stuff.

Imagine you’re trapped in a room made of pastries and have to eat your way out. Where would you even start?! Cancer, that sense of indecision and panic could be overwhelming this Thursday. You or someone you love could be feeling a little unbalanced or that there’s too much on your plate. The key to overcome the overwhelming will be to whittle it down one thing at a time. Bit by bit, things will get done. Have at it, Crabby.

Can you hear me now, Crabby?! I can scream, if that’d help. Today will unleash anti-communication energies with a dash of rage. While the easiest path might be to give into frustration and get aggressive with your communications, that’s likely not the best option. Instead, try to slow down, cool down, and come back when you’ve calmed down. Slow and steady could win many more victories than Hulk smashing your way through communication difficulties. Best of luck, Cancer!

Seeing deliciously scented sanitizers for the germ killers that they are instead of wanting to drink them could be one of the ways that you channel the practical vibes today. You know, as a for instance. Not that you’d ever think about drinking that scrumptious smelling Vanilla Brown Sugar — anyway! Use your noodle and these energies to think up and apply lessons learned as needed. You got this, Crabby.

Oh, good. It’s misinformation Monday! Cancer, the incoming vibes will be all about assumptions and miscommunications. How rude. You’ll likely benefit from making sure to get all the information before making any big choices or purchases and double checking in business dealings that you aren’t being misled. In other words, you could overcome the crud by double checking what you think you know. Good luck, Crabby.

The fun never ends! You know, except when it does. Cancer, this Sunday the exciting vibes will die down and turn toward practicality. While that might be a real buzz killer, this shift in energies could come in clutch when adulting and tending to details are most needed. Don’t count them out just yet. Let’s see what you can do with them, Crabby. Pitter patter, let’s get at er.