Category: Cancer AV

  • Cancer 12-3-25

    Picture this, Cancer. Your phone isn’t sending texts and your laptop is slow as Moses, but all that doesn’t matter because the chargers for both are missing in action anyway. Yeah, that could be some of the end results of the problem energies today has in store. Don’t lose hope, though. Maybe a video call will be for the best anyway and a restart could revitalize your computer. Oh, and after a deep, calming breath you may realize your chargers have been right there all along. Keep calm and carry on!

  • Cancer 12-2-25

    If mazes and puzzles are your thing, you’ll think this day is a whole lot of awesome sauce, Cancer. You might feel a little turned around, perhaps a bit muddled about which direction you’re meant to be going. Lovers of puzzles and labyrinths won’t mind a bit sorting out which direction is best. Of course, if things like corn mazes drive you batty, you could feel frustrated at the sense of being turned around. If you can focus on your priorities, you’ll find your way back, clever Crabby.

  • Cancer 12-1-25

    Feeling all the feels … might be over here eating all the snacks and sobbing into a pillow. If that’s you, Cancer, you could be feeling today’s energy. Expect emotions to be big — maybe even overwhelming. As if Monday wasn’t bad enough with its wrecking your weekend and making you adult, this happens. But feelings aren’t bad; they’re just feelings. If you can let them happen and then let them go without packing up and moving into them, you’ll get through this truly manic Monday with your usual grace and style, Crabby. If anyone can ride this wave of feelings into a Terrific Tuesday, it’s you.

  • Cancer 11-30-25

    What’s good, Crabby? Today could unleash vibes of surprise, which will likely mean some of your plans won’t be panning out. If you don’t mind some unexpected changes throughout the day, this could lead to something new to get very passionate about OR perhaps you’ll just be taking the scenic route to your end goal. Being open to these vibes could be the best way to make the most of them. Just go with it, Cancer.

  • Cancer 11-29-25

    Being jerked around on the seesaw of life could appeal to your love of thrills, but today it’ll just grind your gears. The energy will be a bit too chaotic for even you, but if you can find a way to turn it into an adventure, maybe even grow a little, you won’t be tossed by life — or toss your cookies. Balance is key, and if challenges send you flying, make sure you nail the landing, Crabby.

  • Cancer 11-28-25

    Ugh, nobody gets you! Or me. Everyone is just eternally misunderstood. Well, Cancer, maybe let’s not have an existential crisis despite today’s vibes, which could mean difficulties with relating to others. It will likely be key to see what you have in common, like experiences you’ve shared. Even if you don’t have things exactly in common, slight similarities could overcome the differences. Build bridges, Crabby.

  • Cancer 11-27-25

    Got stress balls? Ugh, not like THAT, Crabby. It’s just that you might want to have some stress relievers handy (toys or tasks) since today’s vibes will be awesome for self-doubt and difficulty believing in your dreams. Yeah, let’s not go down that road. Instead, you’ll have the challenge of boosting your own confidence and working toward your passions. Don’t sweat it, buddy.

  • Cancer 11-26-25

    Gotta catch them all! Not Pokémon, but you’re close, Cancer. We’re talking about catching all the good benefits that come from your hard work. Vibes today will be centered all around harvesting, which means this could be a fantastic time to gather and appreciate the fruits of your labors. Nom, nom! You can take the energies in stride by intentionally looking for things to celebrate, even itty bitty victories. Your courage shall push you through, boo.

  • Cancer 11-25-25

    How do you thank a Cancer? Cash, cashapp, or tacos, please and thank you. Accolades may be given out and pats on the back could be rewarded for a job well done — hopefully the socially distant variety. But as much as Crabs loooooove recognition, you also like counting your pretty coins like Scrooge McDuck. While the spotlight might be on you and all your work, you might be looking for a way to turn all that into profit. Today’s powerful vibes will also be strong for growth and creativity, and while I wouldn’t recommend an interpretive dance to ask for a raise, today could be a strong day for recognizing your own worth and not putting your own value on clearance. Stand strong, and accept the attention for all your efforts.

  • Cancer 11-24-25

    Want to make the world a better place? Show up, Crabby. You may find yourself challenged to think of how you can make things better with a feeling of change sweeping in, but your natural sparkle and judgment are the very things this world needs. Figuring out how to use those gifts to the world’s good could give you a sense of both peace and purpose. Unless you were just thinking of bringing everyone pizza, which could also make the world a better place — unless you put pineapple on it and start THAT argument. But otherwise, that could bring happiness, too. But so could you just being you.

  • Cancer 11-23-25

    Hope you studied because today the Universe could drop a pop quiz on you, Cancer! Before you go searching for the nearest book or study buddy, keep in mind that today’s vibes will be more about life lessons than academic ones. The energy could be strong, and while it might tempt out your temper, stuff the sass and instead try to use it to solve whatever problems come your way. Your natural mental agility and love of balance will likely ace whatever quiz comes your way, Crabby. Just do you, and look for things you could learn in this powerful self-care Sunday.

  • Cancer 11-22-25

    Turn it up, up, up, up all night long. It’s that Heartbeat Song, Cancer! This Saturday will unleash glorious energies for making connections through deep emotions. I’m hoping we can aim for more constructive uses of these energies. You can turn today into an opportunity for being someone’s emotional support or even mutually sharing recent hardship with loved ones. May your heart be heard, Crabby.