Category: Cancer AV

Don’t worry, Crabby. It’ll only take you an entire lifetime to get your point across. The energies today will be fantastic for struggling with getting your words out. Also, to make matters more complicated, communication will likely be an important part of learning lessons today. Well, actually, finding ways to communicate despite the vibes could result in learning some pretty epic skills for expressing yourself creatively. Go for greatness, Cancer.

Enjoying your umbrella-laden beverage while getting a spray tan can all happen while you let today’s energy do its thing. Behind those shades, you’ll be thinking through the next steps on your path to what you want. Maybe you’ll be sorting through some relationship stuff or figuring out your career. You can do all that while sunning and sipping or Netflix and chilling. Jot that down as working smarter, not harder, as you laugh with friends while simultaneously building your empire. Because that’s what a bad-axe Boss does, right, Crabby?

Ex-squeeze me, but who said you could throw a wrench in Cancer’s plans this Friday? Right, the Universe did. Today could have surprises on the rise. However, there’ll also be wonderful learning vibes that you can channel into gleaning knowledge from unexpected encounters and just generally rolling with the punches, no matter what direction they fly in from. Try not to hold on too tightly to your expectations for the day, though. Even the Universe doesn’t know what it has planned for you! Good luck, Crabby.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight — uhm, nope, cannot compute. Cancer, don’t lose your cool with these vibes of misconception floating around today. In order to overcome the confusion, it could be vital to read the fine print. Take the time to really think things through and don’t be afraid to ask questions if something isn’t vibing with your brainwaves. You’ve got this, Crabby.

Today could have a cartoon feel to it, Crabby. Like, a lightbulb going off above your head. Or a piano dropping on it. The vibes today could be like a double-dose of karma. Some Cancers could have lightbulbs going off in the way of ideas and rewards for hard work. Other Cancers could feel like they just got gobsmacked with truth because they didn’t learn the thing they were meant to learn. Not sure which one you are? Welp, guess you’ll find out soon enough. But buck up, buttercup. If you get served a lesson, try to learn it this time so next time you get the rewards. And maybe avoid persnickety road runners, rabbits, and anyone with a comically evil laugh. Just a pro tip from all the cartoons I’ve watched.

Power play alert, Cancer! Today’s vibe will be all about stepping into your full power. The mood will be about smooth communication, clear body language, and generally flexing your confidence in your abilities. Think networking, speaking up with your awesome ideas, and generally being the Bossest Boss ever. Insecurities have no place in this day, so go do what you do best, happy Crabby, and be a total success!

Throwing glitter at people is generally frowned upon, Cancer, though I don’t know why. I mean, what better way to brighten someone’s day, right? Especially if they seem a little too full of themselves for anyone’s good. But, alas, sprinkling the world with glitter won’t goose those grumps out of their bad moods. Don’t let it get you down, Crabby. Concentrate on your own future goals. You’ve got sparkle enough for us all, and if you focus on what you want, the haters will have to throw on shades and deal with it.

Let’s do the foresight shuffle! No, that’s not a real dance, Cancer (YET). This Sunday the vibes will unleash insightful energies which will be wonderful for paying attention to the lessons unfolding in your life. Also, you can channel them into figuring out how to fine tune where necessary so that you reap the most benefits, in the now and for the future. Take some time to think things through, my dude. Boogie your way to awesome potentials, Crabby.

Fly like a bee, sting like a butterfly. Yeah, I know butterflies don’t sting people, Cancer. That’s actually the point, silly goose. There will be vibes of thoughtfulness and subtlety coming in today. The biggest thing to remember will be that channeling the energies doesn’t mean you shouldn’t communicate powerful truths. If anything, this will likely help with being able to talk about heavy stuff with tact and compassion. Get it done, Crabby, and enjoy your day of ribbons and bows.

Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream of consciousness. What do you mean that’s not how the song goes? Why can’t you just let me dream, Crabby?! Speaking of dreaming, today, the energies shall be wonderful for letting your dreams take you where they may. Of course, you can also intentionally steer the fantasy ship. You’ll likely be able to channel your unconscious imagination into intentional creativity or find ways to make practical use of your dreams. The sky’s the limit, Cancer.

Like a fresh breeze on a hot day, this whole energy could sweep in and leave you smiling, Cancer. You could be preparing yourself for new things with the energy of today. Tapping into your intuition could come in handy and clearing out any resistance to change won’t hurt either. New beginnings abound, and the most important thing you can do today will be to decide what gets your attention and what no longer serves the life you want to be living. Making changes today could be so powerful for all the days ahead, Crabby!

Hear yourself roar today! I mean, you could really rule today like the King (or Queen) of the jungle. Basically, the vibes will be wonderful for taking charge and dealing with whatever unfinished projects you’ve got on your to-do list. Maybe this will be the push you need to deal with crud so you can get ready for a new slate. You’re the boss, Crabby.