Category: Cancer AV

Ah, the smell of freshly brewed coffee and the sound of no one talking while you drink it! It’s a whole morning mood, Crabby. And if you can’t get that morning mood because people keep chattering while you’re clearly deep in the cups, consider yourself the bigger person when you don’t slap them into next week for messing up your morning mood. Pat yourself on the back today and do what you gotta do with class and style — confident that you’ve got exactly what is needed for the challenges of this day. So, drink up your magic bean juice and go show this day who’s the boss!

Being dramatically disappointed may be a whole Crabby vibe, but you won’t need it today. Your dreams may offer more challenges than you expected, but that doesn’t mean you won’t get there, Cancer. Pull yourself together, and start to consider creative approaches. Maybe you need to modify your plan to make things work. Rather than throwing up your hands in despair or day drinking or whatever you do when things look dire, don’t be a drama llama. Use your noodle to figure out another plan, and then get back to work, genius Crab.

If you start drawing lines in chalk on the ground, people are going to assume you’re either outlining a body or casting a circle. No judgment, but totally expect people to start backing away from you slowly, Crabby. You might need a little more space from other people today, but you could be slightly more subtle than marking it in chalk. Or putting up orange cones. Or whatever crazy thing you might have thought of to make sure people cease and desist trying to talk to you. Get your space — but do it by being kind. And if you come across someone else who looks like they could use a little bit more than six feet of social distancing, be sure to respect their boundaries, too. Maybe no one feels like playing well with others today, and that’s totally okay, Cancer. Just make sure you don’t get out the chalk when you can just use your grownup words instead.

Mmm… today you might feel like the warm marshmallow at the center of a s’more — comforting, delicious, and totally the center of attention. Not that you’re a big softie or anything. Today’s mood will be more assertive than that. But you could definitely be giving off warm and toasty vibes that make people want to get closer. Intimate conversations could thrive, and your easy wit will likely charm those who are lucky enough to bask in your presence today, Crabby. Go ahead and be the yummy snack we know you are.

If you usually learn everything the hard way, Cancer, you will absolutely love today’s easy breezy educational vibe. The energetic feel will be one that promotes teaching and learning. Whichever side you find yourself on will get an extra dose of smooth moves — when added to your agile brain and quick wit, the combination could be powerful! I’m not saying you can learn a whole new language in a day or suddenly start doing advanced calculus like you were born to do it, but you just might find that connecting with ideas could come as easily to you as juggling tasks and making it look easy, Crabby.

Pfft! Handling multiple emotions won’t be a problem for you, Crabby. You’ve got at least 50 things going on at all times anyway, so today’s vibe won’t grind your gears. In fact, you just might find it motivating to slay your way through a day of challenges. Not that you’re competitive (you TOTALLY ARE). You just like to do your best (as long as you do it better than anyone else). I’d give you a pat on the back for your awesomeness, but I’m pretty sure you’ve already decided on an ample award for your amazing work. Treat yourself, Cancer! And then maybe take a breather.

Hope you don’t toss your cookies with all the emotional ups and downs happening today. This vibe could have you doing some major projecting — or being on the receiving end of some. Go ahead and get things off your chest, but listen up, too, Crabby. Best case scenario, you keep your cookies down, buckle up, and decide you might as well enjoy the ride.

You might feel like you can balance more than an octopus contortionist juggler, if such a thing existed, but you might want to chill with your rescue complex, Cancer. Sure, you’ve got the balls and plates and whatever else spinning in the air to be there for everyone you know — and with today’s vibes, you’ll want to be there for absolutely everyone — but the vibe won’t be about wearing yourself out for everyone else. Instead, think self-love along with having everyone’s back. Find the balance because even though you can juggle everything and look hot doing it doesn’t mean you should. Focus on nurturing you and you might have the energy to give back without feeling like you have to give it all, gentle Crab.

Mix up a little common sense with some deep intuition, and voila! The whole vibe today will be amazing for seeing your goals clearly and making moves toward them. Knowing you, Cancer, you’ll be making more than one with your cute multitasking ways. Plus, you’ll easily zero in on any challenges and be figuring out solutions while also perfectly visualizing your acceptance speech or promotion or whatever other fantasy tickles your proverbial pickle. Enjoy this smooth sailing day when you focus on what you want and go after it with your usual impressive precision.

Somebody order deep conversations? Order up, Cancer! Conversation could flow easily today, go deep, and bringing things to light. While you can chit chat with the best of them, you’d definitely prefer to have more meaningful talks. But if this all sounds super boring, remember that your humor and usual banter can keep things light when they need to be and dig deep when you want. This vibe could serve up an awesome day! Hope you savor it, Crabby.

Today will be all about getting high. On life, Cancer. On life. Today’s vibes could have you feeling lighter. With a bounce in your step, you might find everything easy to tackle today. Projects, relationships, your alarm clock when it goes off too early, the donuts in the breakroom — you name it. Time to rise and grind, sunshine!

Before you start crooning “All By Myself” loudly, in a way that will surely make people think you’ve been day-drinking, consider that today could have a vibe of feeling ill at ease. Those isolated feelings will pass if you don’t curl up with them like a security blanket. Instead of going off in a huff, go ahead and fly your freaky little flag high. Weird stuff makes you YOU, Crabby, and the world doesn’t need another carbon copy Stepford person. We need a YOU. So, get over yourself, stop caterwauling early 90s ballads, and be the lovable weirdo we need.