Category: Cancer AV

Avast, me hearty! If your emotions seem to be raging against each other harder than usual this Friday, it’s ‘cus today’s vibes will encourage split mental energies. It will likely be difficult to focus if you’re torn between giving into earthly desires and quenching your thirst for learning. Listen closely to your intuition, as it can often guide you toward positive outcomes. You can do it, Cancer.

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little boom in it! Crabby, we’re not talking about explosive temper tantrums here. I’m just trying my hand at motivational speaking, to hype you up for the incoming energies. Today shall unleash vibes of truth. Just remember that dealing with reality doesn’t mean having to toss your dreams out the window. You can deal with the serious stuff in the now to clear your schedule for pursuing your dreams later. Have at it, Cancer.

Okay, really funny. What’s the punchline? Honestly, Cancer, you could make the most out of these awesome incoming energies. The flow of today’s vibes will be wonderful for taking your time and moving forward with planning. Later, you’ll likely be able to bring your schemes to life, as the vibes will shift from cerebral to actiony. Do your best, Crabby. Or your worst. I can’t tell you what to do.

Go ahead and pin a shiny gold star to your shirt or give yourself a sticker, Cancer. Today’s vibe could have some signs fighting their way to the top, but that just isn’t your brand. Plus, less chance of getting shoved or bitten if you don’t join in the shoving match for first place. Just go ahead and pat yourself on the back for already being wonderful, and don’t let the competitive edge today get to you. At the end of the day, winner-winner chicken (or vegan equivalent) dinner will be whatever you make of it. So, go work hard and then play hard because you deserve it just for being you, Crabby!

Okay, so maybe you tripped on your own words and ended up making a fool of yourself. Good thing you can laugh it off, Crabby. Today, your ability to keep things light, laugh at yourself, and keep things moving will be a perfect pairing with this surprising energy. Whatever comes up, just don’t let it grind your gears. Get a good laugh out of it and handle it with your usual wisdom and grace. And if there’s less grace to be had today, at least you should get a good belly laugh out of it.

Whatever you start today, make sure it’s not a rumor. Ha, I kid, Crabby. But it’ll be good advice because today’s going to be brimming with energy and excitement. While spreading your own amazing ideas will be an absolutely boss way to use this energy, make sure you don’t spread any negative nonsense even if a juicy bit of gossip comes your way. Put out good stuff into the world and see those vibes come right back to you. You’ll love the sparkle of that. Share that ish like glitter, sprinkle it all around!

This warm weekend vibe will be like sliding on some shades and slipping into the nearest pool. For this silky Saturday, the vibes will be all about energy, creativity, and that loving feeling. Maybe you invent the best mocktail or cocktail in the history of ever or you figure out a genius way to work smarter rather than harder. With your Cancer energy, the sky’s the limit on how you could apply this. Just know that whatever way you go, you’ll likely feel pretty warm and fuzzy about the choices you make today. If it doesn’t feel warm and fuzzy? Probably not for you, cool Crab. Let it flow, and let it go.

Ah, the scent of freshly fallen snow and newly sharpened No.2 pencils! That’s some Crabby energy right there! With a vibe like this, the mood will be all about new, exciting beginnings. Whether that looks like leveling up to the next phase of your life plan or jumping into a new project (or even a new romance), the day could be strong for finding closure with the old and getting excited about all things bright, shiny, and new. I can practically see you updating your to-do list and getting in the zone. Have fun making strides. Just don’t forget it’s finally the freaking weekend! Go enjoy it!

Five more minutes, ma! Crabby, getting out of bed doesn’t mean the dreaming has to end this Thursday. No, I don’t mean you’re going to sleepwalk your way through today. That’d be so confusing, yo. Actually, following your dreams could come naturally and easily. Now, you likely won’t meet a talking unicorn or anything, but channeling the vibes could mean you’ll know what to do in order to reach your goals (personal or professional). Keep your mind wide open.

Mmmm cuddle me pink! Crabby, you might be getting your physical intimacy and passion on this Wednesday. Why? Well, today shall promote love vibes and connection energies. Also, these energies could be wonderful for meeting in the middle of any conflict. Remember, though, the vibes don’t magically change your life. YOU get to choose how you channel them. Make the effort and you can reap the rewards. Have at it, Cancer.

The Universe might just be serving up love with a side of good relationship decisions today. Before you burst into your most enthusiastic happy dance, Crabby, slow your roll. Remember that you’ll be in charge of how this day goes. You’ll want to use love, connection, and some freaking common sense to make sure that the decisions you make align with a higher vibe. If you tap into this energy, you’ll be able to spot waving red flags and exes from at least 20 paces, so you can get into good running position to get away from them. NOW you can do your happy dance. Go be smart and love hard, Cancer!

Talk about buttering your own biscuits. Amiright, Cancer? Oh, yeah, you don’t know what I’m talking about yet. So glad you asked! Today will unleash wonderful energies for learning things about yourself. Working on some self discovery this Monday could be pretty interesting. When’s the last time you really focused on your own likes and desires? Well, you can mark it on your calendar for today. Get on it, Crabby.