Category: Cancer AV

No matter how great the lesson behind it, a boring lecture just isn’t gonna teach anybody squat — except maybe how to fall asleep in a desk. Crabby, the vibes this Wednesday will be ideal for helping someone by using your vast experiences to teach others. The biggest struggle you’ll face could be the delivery of the message. Get rid of that rigid stick up your butt and find some creative ways to bestow your knowledge! After all — you’ll be in your element, Cancer. Hit humpday with style.

Be a no drama llama today, Cancer. Lighting stuff up just to see it burn might be tempting if you think someone you love hasn’t been loyal or has been talking smack, but talking it out could help preserve your relationships. The vibes today could promote feeling frustrated, but don’t let your first reaction trip you up. Instead, chill out, think it through, and learn to communicate instead of losing it. Your no drama stance could help you have an easier day than if you were to go nuclear because you’re feeling feisty. Be cool, Crabby. You’ve got this in the bag.

Fork Mondays and fork feelings. And while we’re at it, fork the vibes today. You feel me, Crabby? You’ll probably be feeling A LOT of things today. Empathy abound! Instead of tucking your tail between your legs and hiding under the couch, why not try using the sensitive energies to help someone out today? I’m sure someone could really benefit from having you as a life coach, because… let’s face it — you’ve got it going ON — and you’ll get to channel your emotions into something you love.

Cancers may think that dealing with emotions is about as impossible as slamming a revolving door, but sometimes you just gotta go Incredible Hulk on that crud, rip the door from its frame, and slam it into the ground. The vibes for dealing with emotions will be higher than all the hippies at Woodstock. All the hurts will likely be easier to talk about, though. The only thing stopping you from dealing with your emotions will be, well, you! Are you really gonna stand in your own way of progress? To heck with that, Crabby! Do what you do best and become better than you were before. Keep improving yourself, including your emotional intelligence. Got emotional baggage to unpack? Good. The vibes today will be perfect for unloading that stuff. Yeet!

Know that feeling when you trip on your own clumsy feet and fall flat on your ass? Then you look around to make sure no one else saw? Yeah, that’s what’ll happen if you keep tripping over the past because you’re not looking where you’re going, Cancer. You’re losing your darn mind if you think the past has what you want. Your love and relationship focus makes you a strong partner — or a fool if you’re stuck replaying your personal uber-tragic-romantic song over and over. Use today’s strong energy to gain perspective, not to catapult yourself into the arms of an ex. Do NOT cyber stalk them on social media “just to see how they’re doing.” Instead, learn from the past. Get some practical perspective about how something helped you become the boss you are today.

Ever wonder if clouds look down at people and think, “Wow, that one’s shaped like an idiot.” The thought has certainly crossed your mind at some point, I’m sure. If it hasn’t, it probably will today. The vibes this Friday will likely reveal the immaturity of someone(s) around you and have Cancers pulling their hair out as they attempt to adult with the power of a thousand parents. It can be super exhausting to feel like the only grownup around, but you can get through another day. Put your brain to work and show the clouds what a champion-shaped human looks like. (Hint: It’s what you look like).

Warning: emotions ahead! Cancers may keep their emotional side hidden until safety is ensured, so the nurturing vibes coming at you today may be challenging. Like, you want to be loved but also you feel smothered. There’s a difference between wearing a jacket on a cool day vs wearing a snowsuit in the desert. Trying to explain this to people around you could be tough. You might come across as too frank — saying, “Get. The. Heck. OUT. Of. My. Face.” tends to, you know… push people away. Keep peace and love in mind, Crabby.

It’s about darn time the Universe gave Cancers a forking break. And what better time than on Hump Day? Good luck and smooth sailing could be on the schedule for you this Wednesday. Congrats! You’re a winner!! But only if you embrace the vibes and make efforts to make positivity work in your favor. Otherwise, it’ll just be a wasted opportunity for good fortune. We aren’t wasteful, are we, Crabby?! Heck no. Get out there and shine you magnificent beast!

Oh holy effing ghost peppers on a hot plate!!! Did Cancer just stub their toe? Nope, colorful little lines like that could be coming out of your mouth thanks to the aggressive vibes floating down today. Try to keep a cool head or you just might see red and stampede innocents. If you find yourself overheating, practice some relaxing visualizations or bury yourself in your favorite kind of work. You’re stronger than the vibes, Crabby. Remember that.

Surprise, Crabby! That’s not me talking, that’s the Universe. This Monday, Cancers could be in for some unexpected news or information. You’ll just be going about your day and right when your guard begins to waiver — BAM! Truth bomb smacks you in the face. Now, this might be good news, so don’t despair of be afraid. This energy can bring a delightful vibe to spice up your day. Good luck, my friend.

Fish are friends, not food. Okay, maybe they’re food sometimes, too. Cancer, the vibes this Sunday will be excellent for making new friends or even seeking out love interests. Maybe you’ll fall in love with a Fish or find a new pal to explore your interests with. Whether you’re in want of a friend or an extra special friend, the vibes will be in your favor. Get your socializing on, Crabby!

Idealistic, optimistic, and maybe a bit romantic? Cancers usually only feel like that when there’s true love in front of them, but these emotions could actually be stirred up – thanks Universe. Penetrate the atmosphere (LOL I said “penetrate”) and soak up all the awesome vibes you can while the going is still good. With idealism on your side, there won’t be much you won’t be able to achieve or create, Crabby. You are an innovative force of nature. Own it!