Category: Cancer AV

Hope you don’t toss your cookies with all the emotional ups and downs happening today. This vibe could have you doing some major projecting — or being on the receiving end of some. Go ahead and get things off your chest, but listen up, too, Crabby. Best case scenario, you keep your cookies down, buckle up, and decide you might as well enjoy the ride.

You might feel like you can balance more than an octopus contortionist juggler, if such a thing existed, but you might want to chill with your rescue complex, Cancer. Sure, you’ve got the balls and plates and whatever else spinning in the air to be there for everyone you know — and with today’s vibes, you’ll want to be there for absolutely everyone — but the vibe won’t be about wearing yourself out for everyone else. Instead, think self-love along with having everyone’s back. Find the balance because even though you can juggle everything and look hot doing it doesn’t mean you should. Focus on nurturing you and you might have the energy to give back without feeling like you have to give it all, gentle Crab.

Mix up a little common sense with some deep intuition, and voila! The whole vibe today will be amazing for seeing your goals clearly and making moves toward them. Knowing you, Cancer, you’ll be making more than one with your cute multitasking ways. Plus, you’ll easily zero in on any challenges and be figuring out solutions while also perfectly visualizing your acceptance speech or promotion or whatever other fantasy tickles your proverbial pickle. Enjoy this smooth sailing day when you focus on what you want and go after it with your usual impressive precision.

Somebody order deep conversations? Order up, Cancer! Conversation could flow easily today, go deep, and bringing things to light. While you can chit chat with the best of them, you’d definitely prefer to have more meaningful talks. But if this all sounds super boring, remember that your humor and usual banter can keep things light when they need to be and dig deep when you want. This vibe could serve up an awesome day! Hope you savor it, Crabby.

Today will be all about getting high. On life, Cancer. On life. Today’s vibes could have you feeling lighter. With a bounce in your step, you might find everything easy to tackle today. Projects, relationships, your alarm clock when it goes off too early, the donuts in the breakroom — you name it. Time to rise and grind, sunshine!

Before you start crooning “All By Myself” loudly, in a way that will surely make people think you’ve been day-drinking, consider that today could have a vibe of feeling ill at ease. Those isolated feelings will pass if you don’t curl up with them like a security blanket. Instead of going off in a huff, go ahead and fly your freaky little flag high. Weird stuff makes you YOU, Crabby, and the world doesn’t need another carbon copy Stepford person. We need a YOU. So, get over yourself, stop caterwauling early 90s ballads, and be the lovable weirdo we need.

Going to need you to quit over-thinking your over-thinking long enough to (haha) think for a second. To get ready for today’s wacky energy, basically, prepare to get the wrong end of the stick early in the day — and then want to beat someone with the other end of the stick. Before you get it twisted, keep in mind that the energy could be perfect for mindfulness. Not while driving — that’ll just grind people’s gears. But instead of jumping to conclusions, slow up and think it out. No need to get your knickers in a twist if you can just ease your way through this day, Crabby.

Go hard or go home. Aight, Ima head home. Ohhh no you don’t! Cancer, today shall encourage a strong, forward vibe. You’ll likely be able to channel this into tackling problems and overcoming obstacles. You know, if you’re feeling like it. Snuggling up under a pillow fort might seem more your speed at times. So, go ahead and take those moments to recharge. Then you can get back at it, better than before. Onward and upward, Crabby.

Hitting a speed bump may seem like the worst, particularly when your favorite song was on and you were cruising, but it’s a great way to be reminded to slow down. There could be children at play, Crabby. Anyway, today’s energy could feel like a speed bump from the Universe. Changes may be ahead, and you may need to slow down so you can think it through. Your romance could change — how will be up to you. No romance? That’s cool. Then the pause might be to help you focus on self-care. Either way, your need to think things through could help you take a pause, collect yourself, and decide how you want to play it. Just remember that love isn’t actually a game, and if you play games with it, you could be the one to lose. And you HATE losing, Cancer.

Don’t let anyone crap on your dreams today, Cancer. Today, you could be feeling that intuition turn toward your goals, and while naysayers will naysay and haters will hate, you’ll just keep on striding toward your goals and looking cute doing it. Tune them out, tune in to yourself, and have a dreamy day, Crabby.

If you’re reading other people like a book, they could be reading you, too. Gasp! Cancer, today will be all about spot-on intuition, especially when it comes to other people. While you’ll likely have an easier time than usual reading people’s moods or concerns through body language, it’ll still be important not to make assumptions. Like, don’t assume they want your help. It’s okay to ask questions, even if you think you know the answer. Have at it, Crabby.

If you could kindly remove yourself from my personal bubble, that’d be swell. Thanks, babe. Crabby, today you might be craving a little extra space or alone time. It could also be time to harvest what you have been working towards, even if you feel the need to keep a distance while you do your thang. Sometimes time alone helps clear the head, anyway. Have at it, Cancer!