Category: Capricorn AV

Surprises and Monday sound like a match made in hell, but don’t make any snap judgments about this day. Not going to lie, the energy will be weird as heck. The vibes will be zany, unexpected, and … well, Manic Monday might not just be a cool 80s song. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be fun. Stay open to the possibilities, and let your natural sense of wonder and enthusiasm enchant you. While the rest of the Zodiac might be asking WTAF, you’ll be waiting in delicious anticipation of whatever this day might hold, Cappy. Grab some popcorn and wait for the entertainment to begin.

Signing papers, remembering to walk the dog, balancing the checkbook, weed wacking, buying a practical gift for your cousin’s Zoom wedding to her cat… all the things boring adults do on a Sunday. Today you could find them fun and engaging and be feeling full adulting powers — communicating with maturity, shelving the snark (temporarily at any rate), leading like a boss, and even doing a little grownup flirting if you so choose (with consent). Your badassery knows no bounds today, Cappy. Go forth and adult, awesome You!

Have you been wanting to do something nice for someone close to you, but usually just end up overwhelmed or can’t choose? Well, Cappy, I have some good news for you! One, you aren’t a failure. I love you, Bebe. Secondly, the vibes in the air today will be great for thinking up special gifts or problem-solving ideas that can be super useful and helpful for your loved ones. You can make an impact. Surprise them with your brilliance, because it can be totally at your fingertips today if you let it in.

The London Bridge is burning to the flipping ground, my fair lady/sir/person. Okay, so the vibes might make it feel like you’re burning bridges left and right, but any miscommunications with your loved ones today may not actually be as bad as you think they are. Probably. The biggest thing will be to keep people in the loop about your needs, especially if you’re needing some space. Let them know instead of pushing them away. Things’ll turn out okay — as long as you refrain from self-destructing, Cappy. Keep your mind open and the words flowing from your soul — and you might just make this a fantastic Friday after all.

“Don’t test me,” says Cappy with just their eyes. Never a word needed to be uttered. That could be you thanks to the vibes today. But that doesn’t HAVE to be you. Screw the Universe and its vibes. Be the peace bringer only you know how to be this Thursday! Avoid arguments — unless you can manage a constructive disagreement or debate that brings about healing and growth. How about it, Cap? Be a Goat, not a piranha.

It’s the end of the world as we know it! Calm down, Cappy. What I mean is, today’s energy will help bring you a clean slate and the chance for newness. Wrap up old projects and get ready for the freedom of a fresh, clean plate! Remember, if something ends today, that could just mean the Universe is readying you for some newer, cooler stuff!

Don’t stop believing! Cappy, you could be feeling pretty powerful today, maybe even invincible. While that’ll be kinda really awesome, you’ll want to avoid going too far and chasing far-out (dangerous) dreams. Don’t storm Area 51, for instance. Because you will probably get dead. And then you won’t meet any aliens ever. Because you’ll be dead. Use the energies today to pursue some ambitions, like your job, working on some fanfiction, cosplay outfits, or whatever floats your fantasy boat. Area 51 be danged!

New scales, who dis? Like some freaky snake-scorpion mutant, perhaps it’s time to shed your old skin, Cappy. The vibes today will give you a chance to embrace something new, so don’t be afraid to dip into uncharted waters. There’s so much you have yet to experience! Use the vibes today to try something you’ve always wanted to do but never have. There’s no better time to start living than right ducking meow.

When you look back but move forward, it’s easy to run into a wall or to trip over your own damn feet. Quit that. Today’s vibes will be all about a new, healing perspective. Look back only long enough to see your baggage, Cappy, drag that crap into the light, and unpack it. When you stop living in the past, you may realize that love, the ability to self-love and wonderous passion surround you in the present. You have to pull your head out of the past in order to see it. Get going!

Can’t fight this feeling anymore?! Then don’t, Cappy! Let the vibes today fill you with a sense of serenity and chillness. Peace and relaxation could be in your future if you let it! Don’t stand in the way of your own bliss, Cap. It’s okay to have a nice, chill time. You’ve earned it. You DESERVE it, gosh darnit. Embrace the flicking vibes or so help me I’ll tie you to a chair and force you to watch reruns of “Big Brother.” Okay? Okay.

You could be in for the deal of your life! Act now!!! Red hot vibes will be abundant today, Cappy. Take advantage of this high potential for bliss and fulfill your physical needs. Now, I should preface this by saying that I don’t mean using drugs to alter your consciousness. Instead, seek out physical things for your physical needs, like a cuddle from a partner or just stepping outside your comfort zone. There’s no time like the present, right?

Like you’ve been bitten by a radioactive yogi, you just might be channeling power, peace, patience, and wisdom today. Super Enlightened would make a lame superhero name, Capricorn, but the upside would be that you could fight crime and stand up for injustice in yoga pants. You might just shock the heck out of everyone with your super-patience. Today, you could apply your super skills to smash a problem that’s been crawling on your nerves. At the end of the day, you could reward yourself with a soothing yoga routine — or a glass of wine. Hero’s choice.