Category: Capricorn AV

  • Capricorn 5-1-26

    Capricorns can be cuddly bugs today! Needy much? Bundle that with the Cappy’s loving nature, today’s vibes and you could easily end up smothering the people you’re trying to help today. You may just be trying to connect deeply (is there any other way?), but the vibe today for some signs will be all about THEM longing to be free. So, if loved ones seem like they are pulling away from your passionate love, don’t take it too personally or hold a grudge. They’re dealing with their own issues and it’s not really about you. Point that intense nurturing vibe at yourself and you can’t go wrong.

  • Capricorn 4-30-26

    Ah, yeah! It’s Thursday, and you’re going to want to chuck your worries into the bucket. Yes… it’s true. A hot energy for a Cap to just exist will be hanging in the air. Ride this fierce feeling like a powerful wave lifting you to where you want to go today. Growth, change, striving for more — all possible with this vibe that’s like a big restart button. That thing you’ve been wanting more than anything else on your plate, Cappy? It’s a great vibe to go for it — no matter what your IT is. You’ve got this!

  • Capricorn 4-29-26

    There will be days when Capricorns may feel like a ghost, hidden and invisible in the background, so they’ll go all poltergeist and stuff in order to draw attention to themselves. We see you. I know, it can be hard if you don’t feel worthwhile. That’s why you could be headed into a poltergeist-level explosion in an attempt to feel like you are more than what you’re feeling this Wednesday. There will be a ton of ways to turn this energy into something productive rather than destructive! You could create and make art to express your feelings. Or you might reach out to a friend to talk through your intensity. Adapt and use your incredible imagination to come up with solutions. Whatever you do, though, don’t seek to be the center of attention by giving in to scary ghosty outbursts. You are so much more than that.

  • Capricorn 4-28-26

    My Cappy friend, your intentions might be good, but be careful that people may not want your unsolicited advice, even if pulled to dish some out today with how the vibes are. Your help could do more harm than good if the person you’re offering it to just doesn’t want it. Pushy isn’t going to cut it today, so going right on through will have the exact opposite impact that you may want. Instead of trying to fix someone’s problems, just be there, Cap. Listen without judgment. Be a friend. because we know when a Goat chooses to be the rock for someone, there will be no stopping any team they are on.

  • Capricorn 4-27-26

    Capricorns are masters of the cry-laugh. Are they having a good time or do they want to curl into a ball and stop existing? Hard to tell. Sobbing… Giggling… It’s all the same. Today’s vibes will likely bring out your moody side. You may feel very emotional if you toss in your wet towel and give into today’s energies. Well, screw that noise. Make today amazing by focusing on the positive, assertive vibes, and try not to absorb any negativity that other humans might be throwing at you like darts at the bar. You don’t need that garbage. Just keep swimming. Your intuition will be on point and easy seas are ahead.

  • Capricorn 4-26-26

    Get ready to rumble!!! No, that’s not a sports-ball term. It’s waaay better than that. It means today’s energy can make for a smooth day! Cappy, that means you’ll be exposed to solid vibes that can help you clarify your goals and work towards progress like a boss. Use these vibes to figure out what you’d like to accomplish. It doesn’t have to be a five year plan or anything. Maybe just decide on how to make progress you can be proud of today. Carpe diem, you amazing Goat.

  • Capricorn 4-25-26

    If you wander around a labyrinth long enough, you’re sure to find the goblin king, the minotaur, or the exit. Basically, whatever the Cappy needs to find will be what they’ll find in the vibes today. Come on. Think about it. The energy will be amazing for losing yourself in something or someone you’re passionate about. As long as you’re careful not to lose yourself as a way to avoid reality, you’ll be okay. So, be careful around mind-alerting or addictive substances, please. Besides, no need there’s no need for anything but your brilliant soul to reach your personal nirvana today. Go get lost in the labyrinth and emerge with a new sense of greater purpose. Carry on, my wayward human.

  • Capricorn 4-24-26

    Like a diaper full of green, stinky poop, Friday will have an energy for a change for Cap. Today the vibes will promote extra sensitivity. As if you needed more of that crap, right? You’ll likely feel the need to break away from the norm. Whether it’s finding a fun new hobby, discovering a new series to binge watch, or something equally exciting, you can own those vibes and use them to change things up. Bring something new and exciting into your life, Cappy!

  • Capricorn 4-23-26

    Are you ready to fly to new highs, Cappy? No, I’m not talking about drugs. I’m talking about climbing higher on the mountain road toward your dreams at the peak! It’s about damn time you buckled down and believed in yourself, Cap. Your dreams are important, so go after them! Use the good vibes today to climb a little higher and get a little closer to your goals. Good things come to those who climb.

  • Capricorn 4-22-26

    Capricorns are kinda like the therapists who don’t ever go to therapy themselves. When their friends need someone to unload on, the loyal Caps are always there. Ask a Cappy about their feelings? Good luck cracking that open! It’s sealed with superglue. And gorilla glue. And some glitter glue to make it pretty… Anyway, you — like everyone else on planet Earth — deserve to unload your deep emotions and feelings. Stop trying to hold yourself together with glue. You’re deeply emotional (Captain Obvious!); you just might always have the feeling the you’re too much. Seek out people to talk to. Journal about your feelings. Create art to express your emotions. Do SOMETHING with the emotions you have except for hiding them inside yourself. Because if you hold them in, they could eat you alive from the inside out, like some sort of alien parasite. You’re better than alien chow.

  • Capricorn 4-21-26

    Big energy will be in the air today — think power, confidence, maturity — not an excuse to be acting like an asshat (I’m looking at ALL the signs when I say that!). The vibe will be bold for assertiveness and moving forward. You’ll want to make sure your powerful push forward looks like personal growth and not shoving everyone in your path, Cappy. Dial down any aggression and embrace the beautiful empowerment in the air today.

  • Capricorn 4-20-26

    You know how annoying people ask if you want the good news or the bad news first? Yeah, I hate those questions, too. Unless you’re one of them, and then DANG this just got awkward. Anyway… I’ve got good news for you. Today, all the vibes will just seem bigger… even that ones that can be confusing and a little questionable. What does this mean? The vibes will be strong for healing and self-esteem, so yay! Big vibes don’t have to equal a bad Monday, Cappy. So, strap on some stilts, elevator shoes, or high heels or sit on a pillow and get big.