Category: Capricorn AV

Running like it’s the zombie apocalypse will be one option to address today. Maybe no one will be after eating your brains (um, I really hope not), but getting moving with a little physical activity may help you feel a little better. Chair yoga, a few quick stretches, or your favorite water sport could all be good options, time permitting, to put a little motivation into this Tuesday. You, Cappy, may find it easy to tackle at least one health goal today.

Dealing with two-faced, lying so-and-sos? You know the type. They open their pie holes & out pop the lies. Cappy, you can be a little too trusting, and while that can get you in trouble, you’ll want to avoid going to the other extreme of trusting no one. Be smart and pay attention to your intuition. If you do, you may figure out who your real friends are — and hopefully, appreciate them rather than focusing on the haters.

Confucius once said, “Stop complaining about what you can’t change and get off your ass and do something about what you can.” Okay, so maybe I made that up. That’s still a solid life motto. Decisions you’ve been avoiding could show up with the consequences of any inaction today. If you’ve been working your ass off to achieve your dreams, you might start to see some rewards from your efforts. The vibes today will be all about seeing how your choices impact your life, Cappy. Courage is a strength of yours, so if you really want to make some changes, get your bravery on!

Capricorns are generally fantastic, intellectual guides for others, but they aren’t necessarily the best at helping themselves. HOWEVER! That can change today because the vibes this Saturday will be great for personal growth. Your love of happy endings? That starts with you. You make your own happy ending. Use the vibes of growth we’ll be having today to become a better version of yourself who faces reality as it comes. Your weaknesses will only stay weaknesses until you decide to improve yourself. What a revelation! Time to grow, Cap.

Capricorns could be feeling like the baddest MFers today. While these vibes will be great for ringing in the weekend, you’ll want to be sure to find a good place to channel them. Too much of a good thing can be really bad, Cap. You dig me? Cool. Lunch isn’t delightful at all on its way back UP. Instead, you might try sharing your ideas, put on a brave face and deal with a problem (or person) that’s been nagging at you recently, or maybe take over the tri-state area. Try for some good old fashioned progress propelled by confidence, Capricorn. Who knows what you can achieve?

Blub, blub. Like a fish swimming through the ocean, minding its own damn business, KABLAM. T-boned by a submarine. What do ya know?! Well, since Goats aren’t fish, the surprises in store for you this Wednesday may not be THAT dramatic, but they’ll probably keep you on your toes. Your day will turn out to be awesome sauce or total crap based on how you handle it. Even not so pleasant situations have a rainbow at the end of them, if you bother looking for them. Let your romantic, fantastical imagination be your guide today. Get to it, Cappy.

Like a cocooned caterpillar, Cappy will have the chance to transform and evolve into a majestic hippopotamus! Or a platypus, even. While the vibes today may feel a bit heavy, there will also be the opportunity to reinvent yourself. Perhaps this Wednesday you can challenge yourself to ride on the wrecking ball and swing from the chandelier. Tear the old stuff down with this vibe! Let go of the past. Exorcise the ghosts. Put those zombies back in their graves, dammit. Use the vibes today to make a change and unshackle yourself from the past. As hard as it may be, letting go of things that are holding you back can be the best way to free yourself up and move forward. Become the platypus you were always meant to be, Cap!

Every day is leg day when you run from your problems, right, Cappy? I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, but those pesky emotions aren’t going to go away because you’re hiding from them (or running from them, drinking them away). This Tuesday will be like an emotion mirror in HD. And, frankly, you’ll look wrinkly as all hell if you don’t let loose. Try sinking into those feelings instead with music or a mood-appropriate movie. Get em out. Yell, cry, punch a pillow, or love fiercely. Get randomly kind. Whatever speaks to you. You will likely help you avoid a hell of an emotional hangover tomorrow and you might make this world a little better in the meantime.

Heeeerrrrreeee’s Cappy! Slow down there, buddy. Don’t go trying to bust your way into a solution. Today will not be the day for rash decisions — but for working through old problems to gain new perspective. It may feel like one step forward, three steps back, but addressing old baggage will help keep you from lugging it forward. It could be a weight off if you deal with it while the energy will be ideal for taking action, rather than ignoring it for another day.

Capricorns should be prepared with duct tape to get through this day. Ideal placement? Your big mouth. LOL. While we can all appreciate a wicked sense of humor, you may want to think rather than say the smart ass comments that you could find springing to your lips. If you can break through any emotional constipation (and the duct tape), it will likely be an amazing vibe to express your emotions more easily with these vibes. Just try to leave the sarcasm at home and use that fire for loving, passionate words and you’ll find this can be a Sunday for the history books.

Shots, shot, shots, everybodyyy — except not today. Already brilliant Capricorns could face some serious extra baggage today. Don’t drink too much, as they will go down waaaaay too easy. You’ll benefit from actively seeking out healthy ways to decompress and destress that don’t end in a 4 am walk of shame. Let the energies fill you with insight into your needs today, whether that’s a warm bubble bath or an extra chocolate chip cookie for dessert. Self-care will be key to getting through today on a positive wave.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, Cappy. Today’s energies will be ripe for extremely potent emotions with an extra push towards chasing after something you’ve lost to the point of crossing lines and going too far. If you chase waterfalls, you could end up falling 167 feet down Niagara Falls. Fight back the urge to take a plunge in a barrel and you’ll be just fine. Keep your cool today.