Category: Capricorn AV

You may be tempted to say “Screw patience,” and go all in on a project or in a relationship today, but the energy won’t be great for impulse or overindulgence. Eat a Snickers, and talk out your feelings. The vibes will be easier for coming across as assertive more than aggressive. No one to talk to? Write that stuff down. Get it out before you dive into something you may regret when you feel a little less hangry and caught up in the feels, Cappy. Focus your passion and motivation toward getting stuff done and dealing with those feelings instead. Go forth and be a badass!

Release the kraken! Today will be about being your true, unique self. And Cappy, you know exactly what I mean. Get your creativity on and bring your imagination into reality! No matter how strange, bizarre, or otherworldly your dreams may be, they’re also totally cool and absolutely worth sharing. Shine like the brilliance of a thousand diamonds glinting in the sunlight. Don’t dial it back because you’re afraid people won’t accept the real you. The people who matter will embrace the true you. Period. Get out your ukulele and make your own medley of amazingness.

Mood: Back it right up and watch Cappy shine! Nothing’s going to stop you today. You’re the boss of your life, and you know it. The high vibrational energy in the air could have you feeling strong and powerful, but it could trip you up if you get a little too spendy today. Maybe put away the credit card, exercise a little moderation when eating, and watch out for the kind of temptations that lead to regrets. You don’t need regrets because you’re gonna take on the world today, Cap!

(Looks around nervously) Are you a believer? Probably. You are a Cap after all. Today, your intuitive powers could be On Fleek. (Is that still a thing?) Use your mental powers to reach into the veil and bring back some solid, helpful advice for your fellow humans. You could do someone a lot of good by using your intuition for good. Use your powers wisely, Cappy.

Have you ever wondered what Frankenstein’s monster felt when it was brought to life? Well, Capricorns could feel a tingling of similar feelings thanks to the electrifying, eccentric vibes this Wednesday. Caps will truly be in their creative element thanks to the zesty nature of today’s energies. Create! Make cool stuff! The world is your canvas and the vibes can be your paint. Grab a brush and do the thing. It’ll be a great time. Probably. Have at it!

Pisces are Fishes, Cancers are Crabs, and this Tuesday, Capricorns could be feeling a little shell-fish! Or maybe they’ll act like a jellyfish… You know, because you could be feeling selfish or jealous. Okay, Okay. Anyway, today’s vibes today could lean a little self-centered. If you give into them, you might just do some crap you’ll later regret. Channel your epic inner kindness to fight off these vibes by taking strides towards your intentions and live a life you’ll be proud of when you’re old and gray and yelling at kids to get off your lawn. In a struggle of good vs evil, who will win? My money is on you, Cap.

Keep your middle finger in your pocket, Cappy, and back right up. You may find yourself road-ragey and, well, a little impatient today. The vibes will reflect an ability to see the big picture. Losing your cool won’t get you where you want to go any faster, and being able to practice patience and see that big picture will help you learn valuable lessons. Calm your pits-or-what-have-you, and use your natural enthusiasm for starting new things and you might just be surprised at how it all turns out. Now… Onward!

Slow the heck down. Your natural impatience could trip you up while you’re giving serious side eye to everyone who doesn’t work as smart or as fast as you. We all know you’re a badass, but stay humble, my Cappy friend, and use that fire power you’re known for to deal with your stuff. Today’s vibe could be a chance to show off your mad skills at multitasking or leadership. You can choose to channel it into helping someone else and giving a leg up to a human in need of your zesty superpowers. Now, get out there and kick Sunday’s tail.

If ever Capricorns wanted to slap the Moon out of the galaxy, this Saturday may just be the day they try. Thanks to the Universe’s vibes today, communicating what’s on your mind will likely be a huge challenge because, well, EmOtIoNs. Instead of getting frustrated and shooting a bazooka at the Moon, try shifting your perspective and focusing on what you can control in the moment. You can handle any feels they toss your way — and make things even better than you ever dreamed. You’re tough like that. I believe in you, Cappy.

Well, Cappy, what can I say? The Universe may decide to give you a little break as the vibes surround you with clarity and better communication. Don’t question it. Just go with the flow this time around. Don’t put your hand in the gift horse’s mouth, you know? Enjoy the good vibes and use them to your advantage this Friday. Some clarity combined with your natural intuitive powers may be just the ticket to helping yourself or someone else. Cap, you could be someone’s superhero today. But no pressure. You just do you and use the vibes to make some good times, okay? You got this in the bag, Boo.

No one wants to see “professional jerk” on a resume. That’s not exactly a special skill. Sometimes, being an assertive self-starter can come across as being a big fat jerkface when you don’t take care with your delivery, Cappy. Today you may be in charge of conflict resolution at work or in your personal life. Own it the badass you are, but don’t be cocky about it. The vibe today will be all about resolving conflict and feeling the love. Get those problems taken care of, so you can truly connect with the people you care about without the headache of drama. Go get em, Cap!

Throwing your laptop out the window, beating the absolute crap out of the office printer, or running over your phone with your car repeatedly after the battery died for the umpteenth time may not be the best way to handle frustrations with tech today. Want to survive the day? Don’t rely on texting or DMs to get your point across. Avoid misunderstandings by making a phone call or having a face-to-face interaction. Not an in-your-face face-to-face, Cappy. Your tone in text could be misinterpreted as aggressive today, so have a conversation and remember to keep your cool no matter how steamed you get when dealing with others, and you’ll have an awesome day!