Category: Capricorn AV

Capricorns will be kind of like a squishy communal sponge, but instead of soaking up water and suds, they soak up negative energy from other people. That could be a serious problem today, because the vibes today can lead to some serious feelings of stagnation. If you pick on that caged-up vibe from other people, don’t just soak it up. Try talking it out and use stories of your own struggles to help them. You’re an intuition guru, so you’ll know exactly what to say.

If your intuition tells you to climb an electric fence to help an alligator on the other side, don’t do it, Cap. While normally the Capricorns of the world are very insightful and driven, today’s forecast predicts clouds with a chance of being at odds with yourself. An inner battle can cause some serious disruptions with your otherwise well-honed intuition. Your fight for stability may be harder because, in addition to the weight of your own inner demons, you take on the gloom and doom of the people around you sometimes. For the love of all that is good, take care of your emotional needs this time around. You will feel fantastic with today’s vibes if you focus more on self care today and less on everyone else’s drama.

Capricorns will likely navigate the currents of an epic onslaught of thoughts and emotions with a little more ease than other signs. No, not by getting completely day drunk by noon. You’ve got this without having to add extra ingredients. Still, while a lot of signs can’t ride the high tide of emotions today, this energy will be your specialty. In the words of Dory, just keep swimming. Don’t let people drag you to the bottom of the cesspool — and perhaps you might also be able to help someone you care about come up for air.

Like a decent kid (not one of the spoiled, bratty types) with a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, there’s so much potential for Cappy! The vibes today are powerfully positive and everything you touch could get bigger and better (no, that’s not an innuendo, you perv). Caps can ride this energy into some great ideas and fun times. Yee — and I cannot stress this enough — haw!

If you tell someone that you just got advice from some feral Goat, they’ll probably write you off as bat poop crazy. In regards to Signs, though, you Capricorns are quite steady. With this vibe, your ability to care for people is strong, especially coupled with your knack for deep thoughts. The energy today may even have you wanting to teach someone something. Listen to your heart as well as your head if you feel the urge to offer someone guidance today. You can be a rocking guru.

If a cactus asks for a hug, don’t comply. You’re probably hallucinating. Why are you in the desert, anyway? Are you lost? Well, Capricorns are often stuck in the desert, trying to help other people find water and hugging random cacti who look lonely. With vibes like these today, love could be showering you. Your challenge will be to not allow your love and compassion for others drain you dry. Let yourself be loved and cared for. You deserve a little pampering and possibly some medical attention for all those needles the cactus stuck ya with. Don’t hug any cacti today, buddy. Hug yourself instead.

Day drinking is not the answer, Cappy. Ha! Neither is impromptu interpretive dance. Instead of feeling like no one gets you, channel the strong current of feelings into make progress on a personal goal. It’ll likely be better than sitting around feeling sorry for yourself or drinking all your cares away. Save that mojito as a reward for after you’ve punched this day in the face.

Oohh, look at that! And this! Oh, and there! And — Cappy, focus. That could be a big challenge thanks to today promoting strong energies for overthinking things and ultimately feeling overwhelmed by all that you need to do today. Try to slow your roll. Really, you don’t have to rush around and try to do a hundred things at once. Instead, take care of things one at a time. Give it a try, Goat.

Be right back, just gotta punch some walls and set everything on fire real quick. Cappy, I hope you have some metaphorical chill pills on hand. After all, this Wednesday shall encourage energies of miscommunication. It could be hard to get your point across, but don’t lose that temper of yours. Choose to rise above frustrations. The solution will likely be to slow down and take your time instead. You got this, Cap.

I don’t mean to put a dent in your creative groove, but BONK. Dented. Cappy, today shall encourage practical energies. At first glance, that could seem like a cue to put your creativity on the back burner while you deal with feasible solutions, but that doesn’t have to happen. In fact, finding practical ways to channel your talents, like creative thinking, will be supported by the vibes. Pull out all the stops, Cap!

Ohh this’ll really burn your toast, Cap! Well, maybe. Today will encourage energies of deception and misinformation. That could mean you’ll need to really dig for the truth when dealing with other people, but also you’ll likely have to challenge yourself to rise above the temptation of dishonesty. A little white lie might get you something in the moment, but consider the long term consequences, too. Aim high, Cappy.

Aw shucks, Cappy. Sunday is a fun day. The vibe will pipe down a little and become more practical and adult-y. Of course, that doesn’t have to completely kill your fun in the sun (or whatever weather you’re having). The point is, it could help to be attentive to responsibilities but that doesn’t mean you have to do a complete 180 and drop joy altogether. Seek some balance, Cap.