Category: Capricorn AV

Nov 20, 2023… Hypnotism can be a frightening weapon in the hands of the Goat. With it, a Capricorn would probably try to micromanage the world to make sure everything gets done their way. And make people bring you cake. So, put down the swinging watch, step away, and listen up. Especially today, because the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn vibes will be all about stirring up Cap’s stubborn drive to get it done. Today, try pushing yourself to trust in the dependability of other people. The reality is that you can’t control other people. The only person you really have control over is yourself. Let go and let live for a delicious day!

Nov 19, 2023… Like a kid with an allowance and no parental supervision in a candy store, today’s vibes could have you filled with exciting sugar-rush level possibilities. The Moon in Aquarius will square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, and the energy will be strong for a fresh look at your goals. You may want to make them loftier, shinier, or more perfect than they already are, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate vision for your life, Cappy. Investing that energy into more specific goals or new projects could be a better use of your time than striving for an unattainable level of perfection. Your tendency to look at the world with wonder and possibility will help you gain a sense of clarity today that could help you power your way to what you want.

Nov 18, 2023… Emotion overload! Icky feelings everywhere. Before you start dropping F-bombs everywhere, think about Mufasa saying “Remember who you are.” It’s good advice, and you’re going to need it with today’s whirling, swirling vortex of emotional energy with the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra. It’s easy to lose yourself in other relationships or projects; to find yourself becoming something other than you. But what makes you who you are will be extra important. So important, in fact, that I just referenced a Disney movie (yet again) to remind and inspire you to avoid being sucked into anyone else’s drama or identity. Be amazingly, wonderfully you, Cappy — and do it as out loud as they can stand.

Nov 17, 2023… Like a zit magically appearing in the middle of your forehead on picture day, revealing things about Capricorns will likely pop up today. You could be facing some stark truths about yourself this Friday, and we all know how a Goat deals with uncomfortable emotions (AKA they don’t). The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus and that tends to bring a wave of icky emotional stuff with it. So, put your thinking cap on and prepare yourself for battle, Cappy. You’ll have some crud to work through today, so do what you do best. Face it. Deal with it. Move forward. Don’t give into denial. It may seem easier at first, but in the long run denial will really screw you up. Just be amazingly you and you will have a fabulous Friday!

Nov 16, 2023… I hope heights won’t be a problem for you because this energy could raise your vibration. With the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, the vibes will be all about showing off your leadership skills and considering new options on the path to making your dreams come true. Welcome to boss-level energy. You may or may not be the Boss at your job, but you can always be the Boss of your life. Evaluate your options and decide the kind of life you want to live. Remember: not choosing is still a choice. Be the boss, Cap. You’ve got the chops for it.

Nov 15, 2023… Looks like the Universe will be dishing out a big serving of lessons today. Don’t be intimidated, Cap. You may associate lessons with rules, No 2 pencils, tests, grades, and memorizing crap you’ll never use again, but that’s not how the Universe schools us. This won’t be a pass or fail kind of day. Instead, the energy of the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces will be strong for clarity, healing, and making strides toward a goal. So sit back, relax, and listen to your intuition. Don’t worry; there won’t be a pop quiz on what you learned.

Nov 14, 2023… All this energy may have you feeling EXTRA extra, Cap. The hot stamina of the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces could have you vibing on a bit of a power trip. Watch that you don’t fall flat on your face or get carried away. Instead, enjoy the strong energy by applying yourself to a task (or ten). Your quick-witted approach combined with this badass wave of energy could have you kicking some metaphorical tail and taking first and last names.

Nov 13, 2023… Does your “thing” seem bigger than usual, Capricorn? Well, that’s not a surprise because the vibes today will bring the heckin into heckin huge with the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. Whereas the situation you’ll deal with would normally be kinda meh or sort of good, the vibes can transform that into hella sucky or freaking awesome. All will not be lost! An optimistic perspective can go a long way in turning that huge “thing” back into just meh. Whatever hugeness happens, you’ll get through it. Get out there and reach those goals, Goats!

Nov 12, 2023… Feeling ravenous and ready to eat the whole world? Maybe have a candy bar and calm down, Cap. Just don’t eat 20 of them in an hour. There will be overindulgence in the air today and it could be really flipping hard to hold back on nomming and overspending. But a tough task has never deterred a Goat! You can overcome these Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus vibes by practicing a little self-restraint today. I believe in you. So, believe in yourself!

Nov 11, 2023… Yee to the yay! The Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap and then moving into Scorpio to trine Saturn in Pisces energy in the air will be strong for letting your freak flag fly and be the youest You you can be. I mean, if your youest you is a closet nudist, maybe don’t let that particular freak flag fly in public. I’m just saying. Otherwise, rock the heck out of this day by showing off who you are. You don’t need to be anything but your amazing Cappy self — you just need to show up and be awesome to nail this Saturday, which should be easy enough for someone as awesome as you!

Nov 10, 2023… Have you ever streaked through the town square in nothing but your birthday suit? Well, the vibes today will be all about feeling like nothing can get in your way! Confidence could be pouring out of every pore in your body and maybe you’ll be tempted to do a nude sprint around the block. Please don’t, Cap. That’s illegal in, like, a lot of places. Which means you could get arrested and probably you won’t be able to check horoscopes in prison and that’d be a shame. The point is, you could have a struggle and a half avoiding temptation and overindulgence this Friday. You’ll be feeling good and may wanna party hardy, whether that’s socially distantly being out with your pod, watching TV at home with some frozen pizza and wine, or some other thing. Soak it up, Goat.

Nov 9, 2023… It’s Thirsty Thursday, emphasis on THIRSTY. Today will be chock full of spicy vibes and all eyes could be on you with the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus, Cappy. You may even be in for some action if you’re up for it. Rock what you’ve got, you awesome Goat you. Introverted and hate attention? Well, you’ve been warned. Hide in a closet and wait this out, I guess. Or you can make the most of feeling hot and just ignore the weirdos. Take the vibes in stride, Cap!