Category: Capricorn AV

Dec 14, 2023… Ordering up your favorite breakfast with a big side of leave me the hell alone won’t win you any popularity contests — not that you probably care. With the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, you could be feeling a trifle bit big for your britches (biggest understatement ever!!!). Avoiding arguments could be a good strategy for both inner and outer peace today: don’t argue with yourself or start stuff with anyone else — not unless you feel 110% sure it could lead to true healing. Focusing on self-care and staying in your lane could help you avoid drama and keep it together. Breathe, Cappy. Whether you have a good day or a bad one will be up to you — just like any other day. You’ve got this.

Dec 13, 2023… Today’s energy could feel like one super awesome reboot. No, not for your tablet or computer or phone. Just for you. You could be You 2.0 or whatever. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find it easier to wrap up projects and start fresh. Not just projects either. If you’ve ticked someone off, today could be good for apologizing, making amends, and starting fresh. If someone’s pissed you off (yeah, you’ll probably need the long list for this one), you could practice a little forgiveness today whether anyone asked for it or not. The vibes will be great for wrapping up old stuff for a nice squeaky clean slate going forward, Cap.

Dec 12, 2023… Hear me BAAAAA! Okay, that doesn’t sound nearly as empowering as a lion roaring or what the fox says, but the sentiment is still there. This Tuesday will be full of powerful Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun, sand you could totally use this energy to your advantage, happy Cappy. The stars in your eyes and determination in your heart could be unleashed into the world today with the full force of these empowering vibes. Chase those dreams of yours, Goat! Ba-freaking-aaa.

Dec 11, 2023… Manic Monday, Magic Monday — this day could be filled with unexpected adventure, strong energy, and new possibilities while the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces. Whether it feels manic or magic depends entirely on your attitude. A cruddy attitude could have you juggling responsibilities and trying desperately to hold on to your temper while a can-do attitude could have you seeing adventure and excitement all around. Renewing an old interest? Why not? Plan a surprise for your partner? Just do it! You can see this day as an epic mess of challenges or you can tap into your natural sense of wonder and enjoy every magic Monday.

Dec 10, 2023… Backpack, backpack! This isn’t fricking Dora the Explorer, Cap. Yet you have the tendency to carry your past on your back like somehow all that pain is gonna come in handy. Well, actually, you may be half right, buddy. While holding onto past pain isn’t great, being able to look back and learn new lessons from old traumas can be truly illuminating. Use the vibes today to unpack your knapsack — get rid of the useless baggage but keep the hard-earned lessons. Do this and you could feel quite a weight lift from your shoulders, Cappy!

Dec 9, 2023… Cappy won’t like the big chicken vibes going around today. Cluck, cluck cluck (flapping elbows in your general direction). You’re not used to wanting to hide from your problems, but with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, this day’s emotions could slide from yesterday’s helpful and thoughtful to a hot mess of too much, too much, too much. It’s totally okay to want a time-out from the sheepshow. Extra doses of self-care might help balance out that need to run away from the chatter. You’re still a fearless leader, even if you take a timeout from all the feels. So, take care of you. Be a dove… or a brave hawk and leave the chicken for the buffet. You’ve got this.

Dec 8, 2023… If love ballads and Hallmark movies are suddenly your jam today, you might be feeling the energy of the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, which is here to spice things up. These vibes will be all about — no, not binge watching Hallmark — no, not making out with your #1 crush. Not that those ideas suck (they really don’t, go suck face if you want to), but these vibes will really have you wanting to show that love by helping. Washing dishes so your partner doesn’t have to. Doing a random act of kindness by buying coffee for the car behind you in line. Buying your broke friend lunch (helllllo? I can be your broke friend!). Helping out a colleague or your kid with a challenging project. Your natural exuberance will really get a kick out of this day if you use that energy to show people how much you care. Go love the hell out of them, Cappy!

Dec 7, 2023… Rumor has it that Cappy did an extra special “favor” for the Universe to get some good vibes (if ya know what I mean) with the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap. No, but really, today your intuition could be on point, which means your problem solving game will be on fleek. Scooby Doo this ish and get to the bottom for your problems. The vibes will be in your favor. So, Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? Right the flock here! Now get out there with your thinking cap and your Mystery Machine and unmask it all!

Dec 6, 2023… Trying to knock some sense into the heads of the ones you love could actually be in the stars today, Cappy. Metaphorically speaking, of course. With the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra, the energy could be just right for teaching everyone a thing or two — nicely please. Think less unsolicited advice, more outside-of-the-box thinking. Just make sure that you don’t stretch your own resources (physical, emotional, financial) too far while trying to help someone else out. A sucker may be born every minute, but you’re not one of them!

Dec 5, 2023… Hair pulling and biting? No, that’s not the start of some kinky bedroom play (this time). Caps could be taking cheap shots in their arguments today if they give into their lowest vibes promoted by the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus. Don’t sink in the Universe’s quicksand, Goat! Grab onto the nearest vine and climb out of it. There will be no need to get down and dirty today, thank you very much. Even as you lock horns with someone today, you can choose to take the high road. Rising above today can lead to great benefits for tomorrow!

Dec 4, 2023… Tripping over all the feels while your head’s in the cloud could be the perfect way to end up knocked on your butt, Cappy. Feeling extra needy could have you acting… well, extra. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, your attempts at making an emotional connection could come on too strong, or you could end up sending mixed signals. Sit your extra backside on down, take a deep breath or ten, and try to figure out what you need that you can do for yourself. Need a hug? Ask a trusted friend/fam in your disease-free pod at home — not the stranger you just bonded with at the market over ripe produce. Being extra is totally okay, but maybe dial it back a bit and be there for yourself today.

Dec 3, 2023… Never let anyone treat you like you’re normal glue. You’re frigging glitter glue, Cappy. Your loyal nature could lead you to feel like friends are jabbing you in your vulnerable spots this Sunday with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus. Instead of pushing down your feelings — or worse, feeling like you deserve being treated poorly — remember that you are fabulous glitter glue and you are worth a thousand sparkles of goodness! You hold the world together with your sparkle and shine. Don’t let people step all over you, dammit. But remember, some slights might not be intended at all, as it might just be an emotional day all around. So, don’t put yourself (or your feelings) last and you could feel pretty damn powerful today.