Category: Capricorn AV

Jan 7, 2024… Knock down a wall here. Wreck an entire town like a dinosaur there. Raze a few cities… probably all very bad ideas. With a Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag, the energy could feel mad practical but may also require a softer touch than your usual earthy ways, Cappy. If you don’t try for a little extra gentleness, you could find your relationships being sideswiped by conflict. Don’t just paste a smile on your face and grit your teeth while trying to deal with the idiots — um, I mean, people you love. Instead, try actually putting yourself in their shoes (yes, even if they’re ugly shoes). Get stuff done like the boss you are, but just avoid any unnecessary drama.

Jan 6, 2023… Needing a solid vacay and being able to afford the one you want could be two different things. You might have your eye on a mai tai and a tropical getaway while your bank account and global pandemic say you can handle a hammock in your backyard and a juice box. The energy of the incoming Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus could have your intuition signaling you to do the responsible thing — but that doesn’t mean you need to throw away the whole idea. Change up your mindset to consider how to work in a break without breaking the bank. Redirecting your energy into problem-solving could help you reach your goals faster, give you new insight into making stuff happen, and help you tap into the inner resourcefulness you may not use when finances or emotional resources feel abundant, Cappy.

Jan 5, 2024… Forrest Gump once said that life is like a box of chocolates, but you might have considered he meant one of those variety boxes where you can’t tell which ones are nasty and which are deliciousness personified. Today could feel like life’s variety box with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine Saturn in Pisces. You might be weighing the pros and cons of forgiving someone, Cap, and making the decision could be a struggle. Focus on what you want and recognize that grudges create blocks to the abundance you want. If you can challenge yourself to be the bigger person you’ll likely find that any sense of unease evaporates as new opportunities step into the space you create through forgiveness. Or, you know, keep plotting revenge and enjoy the headache, ulcer, or what-have-you from being stubborn as heck. Do you, Goat.

Jan 4, 2024… That sense of wonder you’ve got there, Cap, could be good for more today than daydreaming about owning your own unicorn. The Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap vibes could come flowing in with a surge of creativity. Your unique way of seeing the world could have you innovating a better way of doing something, flipping something old to make it new, or embracing a sense of whimsy and wonder. In short, be weird & wonderful you; it’s why we love you.

Jan 3, 2024… You might need some shades for the serious shine you’ll be giving off today with a Moon in Libra square the Sun in Cap. Nobody will be able to turn down your sparkle, Cappy — not when the energy will be rich in love, sharing, and feeling AH-mazing. Just don’t get so caught up in the good vibes that you forget to do the adulting (you know, paying bills, showing up at work, etc). Still, you could enjoy sunshine and rainbows even if you’ll be on the clock; it’ll all be in your attitude. Shine bright like a diamond, Cap, and anyone who doesn’t like it can throw on some shades and deal with it.

Jan 2, 2024… All your sweat, tears, and whatever other bodily fluids you ooze out will finally be paying off as the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag and ushers in rad vibes for the culmination of something that’s been going on with you. Cap, the results are in! I mean, they will be in. Soon. Continue persevering through that thing you’ve been struggling to accomplish or overcome. The Universe says that it’s about time for a payday — and while that doesn’t necessarily mean cold hard cash, it is about finding the kind of “gold” you’ve been digging for. Cha-ching!

Jan 1, 2024… Um, you may need more cash than you currently have in your sock drawer to change your name, buy an island, and live on the ocean. So hopping a private plane to obscurity likely won’t be on the agenda today, no matter how many times you check it. Another cup of coffee (or your beverage of choice) could be doable. Look, Cap, the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus could have you wanting to double down on your problems or simply tune them out with a few strong drinks, but neither of those things will help you grow or heal. They’ll just give you repeating patterns in relationships and a really terrible hangover. Skip the hair of the dog, and try to dig deep to channel some adulting energy. Hey, you can always put a tiny umbrella in your coffee to try to generate an island feel. Just remember to take care of you!

Dec 31, 2023… Could be feeling squishy today. Not in a cuddle-a-plush-unicorn way either. The Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus energy can be tricky. You could find yourself super triggered by the things that come out of other people’s mouths. Less unicorn more squashed-like-a-bug squishy. Often too trusting, the struggle could be as real as it gets today, Cappy, as you try to sort out what’s true vs. where the wires could be crossed. Look, you probably just need one big squishy hug to help you feel better. Ask for one of those (not necessarily from a total stranger; that could get weird… social distancing and all that.), and don’t be shy about taking steps to work something out using those feeling words you may have. Sending you Care Bear level hugs and hopes you move through this day getting what you need rather than staying mired in all the feels.

Dec 30, 2023… Ah, Cappy. I know how you love to take the initiative — and not just when stirring up some ish either. Today’s energetic vibes could have you wanting to leap without looking and landing in a pile of — well, that stuff you sometimes like to stir up. 🙂 The Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag will make it important to think things through before making a decision. You could always just stay home and refuse to adult, but honestly, being the initiator isn’t a weakness. At all. Just make sure you get all the facts before you wade in, and make sure those are things that potentially will make your life better. You are like a lifetime supply of awesome sauce, and if you practice a tiny bit of patience (you might have to go out and get some — I hear it comes with a side of fries), you’ll own this day.

Dec 29, 2023… Imagine a Universe where people actually took your advice. Where they hang on your every word. Where they see the wisdom that you feel in your heart in the moment. Okay. Wake up, Cappy. You fell asleep! Now what was I saying? Oh yes, a horoscope. Your heart’s in the right place, but your mind might be deep in the vortex of overthinking with the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. If you can channel today’s energy toward communication, you might be able to help someone out without feeling unheard or not taken seriously. Your natural charisma can help you get your message across and feel ah-ma-zing!

Dec 28, 2023… If anger management class has been suggested more than once, you might be a Capricorn. Today, the Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo, and you may want to dig deep to find your inner chill. The energy will be strong today for better communication, higher vibrations, and having other people sitting up and taking notice of your mad leadership skills — as long as you keep it cool, Cappy. Speak clearly but kindly while still being true to your assertive, intelligent nature and remember to listen for better results in getting what you want today. Being able to access whatever inner chill you have could have you feeling like the badass you truly are!

Dec 27, 2023… Today could have you getting your grow and glow on by leveling up in life, Cappy. You may be feeling at one with nature and all of humanity, but that might not stop you from giving some serious stink eye to the immature peasants you spot from on top of your high horse of adulting. Add some laughter to that grow and glow attitude, and you could find that the fierce energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries can be fun, too. So what if they are wearing dirty jammies to the Wally World? Just don’t stand down wind, and don’t forget to wash your hands! Work hard, play hard, and don’t judge those who haven’t yet reached your level of enlightenment, Cap. Remember that you all have a different path, and you’ll be more willing to lend a helping hand and a little kindness when you can.