Category: Capricorn AV

Nov 12, 2023… Feeling ravenous and ready to eat the whole world? Maybe have a candy bar and calm down, Cap. Just don’t eat 20 of them in an hour. There will be overindulgence in the air today and it could be really flipping hard to hold back on nomming and overspending. But a tough task has never deterred a Goat! You can overcome these Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus vibes by practicing a little self-restraint today. I believe in you. So, believe in yourself!

Nov 11, 2023… Yee to the yay! The Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap and then moving into Scorpio to trine Saturn in Pisces energy in the air will be strong for letting your freak flag fly and be the youest You you can be. I mean, if your youest you is a closet nudist, maybe don’t let that particular freak flag fly in public. I’m just saying. Otherwise, rock the heck out of this day by showing off who you are. You don’t need to be anything but your amazing Cappy self — you just need to show up and be awesome to nail this Saturday, which should be easy enough for someone as awesome as you!

Nov 10, 2023… Have you ever streaked through the town square in nothing but your birthday suit? Well, the vibes today will be all about feeling like nothing can get in your way! Confidence could be pouring out of every pore in your body and maybe you’ll be tempted to do a nude sprint around the block. Please don’t, Cap. That’s illegal in, like, a lot of places. Which means you could get arrested and probably you won’t be able to check horoscopes in prison and that’d be a shame. The point is, you could have a struggle and a half avoiding temptation and overindulgence this Friday. You’ll be feeling good and may wanna party hardy, whether that’s socially distantly being out with your pod, watching TV at home with some frozen pizza and wine, or some other thing. Soak it up, Goat.

Nov 9, 2023… It’s Thirsty Thursday, emphasis on THIRSTY. Today will be chock full of spicy vibes and all eyes could be on you with the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus, Cappy. You may even be in for some action if you’re up for it. Rock what you’ve got, you awesome Goat you. Introverted and hate attention? Well, you’ve been warned. Hide in a closet and wait this out, I guess. Or you can make the most of feeling hot and just ignore the weirdos. Take the vibes in stride, Cap!

Nov 8, 2023… Sparks will fly today like a bad welder by day, stripper by night. This day will be legit LIT! The Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, creating a weird vibe that may have you taking on the world, Cappy. Your love for all things wondrous may have you viewing this day with enthusiasm while the rest of the Zodiac braces for impact or attaches metaphoric lightning rods to their souls. You? Well, you’ll be fine with expecting the unexpected if it brings a little magic into your life.

Nov 7, 2023… Painful stuff from the past may wash up on the shore of the day like a jellyfish. First, it stings, and then you have to ask your bestie to pee on you to get it to stop hurting. Eew! The Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus will also be bringing with it some super lovey vibes, which will be awesome as long as it doesn’t include drunk texting your awful ex that everyone hated. Your strong ideals will seriously dig the introspection that elevates you, so put on your shades for that winter glare, forget about the ex, and maybe enjoy a fun flirtation, Cap.

Nov 6, 2023… Get your coffee and supreme breakfast wrap to go, Cap, because you could be going on a woke adventure today! With the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo, the vibes will be fabulous for really seeing the bigger picture through even the smallest, otherwise distracting details. Open your mind to the vibes, Goat, and you could actually see the forest for the trees. What the heck does that even mean? You could just find out today, Capricorn!

Nov 5, 2023… Like finding cat poop in the sandbox at the park, today could be really crappy or it could be an excavation adventure. The outcome all depends on you, Capricorn! You will likely be faced with some unexpected work today, which could actually be good for you if you decide to see it in a positive light. I mean, even cat poop can lead to an adventure. It just takes a little imagination. Make the best of a potentially crappy situation and you may find yourself thriving on the unexpected. Make the most of today, and be the GOAT you are!

Nov 4, 2023… Today’s menu will be serving up a hot and juicy plate of feels with a side of complex emotions. While the energy today may have you wanting to quit your job and move directly to the beach to read the next best seller while drinking mai tais, your Cap nature will serve you well if you apply it to figuring out how to communicate about your emotions rather than running from them. The Leo Moon will square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus. The feels may seem out of control but finding a way to express them will likely help ease the pressure and put you back in the driver’s seat of the day. It’s not the beach, but that doesn’t mean you can’t slurp down a mai tai (even a virgin one) as a reward when you’re finished, Capricorn. Cheers!

Nov 3, 2023… To throat punch or not to throat punch — that’s the real question, Cap. Try not to lose your cool when someone else’s opinions butt up against your own as the Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces. Say no to throat punching, but maybe get some balance with a simple meditation. Being assertive is great, but crossing over into aggression will just tick off everyone else and make it impossible for them to really hear you out. This vibe will be good for your luck to start changing for the better. You’ve got this.

Nov 2, 2023… Universe: Here, have some responsibilities (shoves them into Goat’s face) Capricorns: Oh, uh, no thank you. I’ve had quite enough of these this year (Slides them under their bed). Cap, you could be in charge of taking care of some important issue or problem today. Once you get to it, you’ll do it like a Boss just like you do everything. If this year has you tired of responsibility, at least it’s very nearly almost over. Use the vibes coming from the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio to power up, take charge, and then take action to propel you into what will hopefully be a better, kinder year to us all. After you’ve done your duties, you can have a snack and take a nap. How does that sound, buddy?

Nov 1, 2023… They say curiosity killed the cat, but actually confusion is what did in the poor thing. And that’s why being confused sucks. In order to clear up the mind fog, you could try taking a power nap, using some deep breathing exercises, organizing a rally of your three remaining brain cells, or something else along those lines. Whatever you do, just try not to get frustrated with yourself. Breathe through it and you will get through it. The fog will lift sooner than you think if you can overcome how flipping frustrating the confusion is. Keep calm and carry on, Capricorn.