Category: Capricorn AV

Jan 19, 2024… Top 3 thoughts that run through my head when someone knocks on my door: 1. Axe Murderer, 2. Police coming to arrest me for a crime I didn’t commit, 3. The pizza’s here! Cappy, you could be in for some serious overthinking issues this Friday — takes one to know one, and I KNOW. The energies reflected by the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could give you a boost in losing yourself in thought. Reel it in, Cap. It’ll take some mental effort, but you have the power to control these thoughts! Take control, friend. You’ve got this.

Jan 18, 2024… If you have a choice between your cranky pants and your sassy ones, go with sassy. Your backside looks better in them. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feels will be all about being assertive, charming, and witty. If you accidentally shoved your fine ass in the cranky pants, you could find yourself irritable with it, Cappy. But if you put on the better-looking sassy pants today, you could find yourself making connections with cleverness and humor and getting it done like a boss.

Jan 17, 2024… If you feel overwhelmed with choices like the Bachelor in a room full of manic-rose-loving-ladies, Cappy, you could be picking up on the energy of the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap. So many choices, so little time, am I right? Wanting to talk out life choices could be on the table, and you may find yourself filled with enthusiasm at the possibilities. Making an exhaustive list of pros and cons could be good — or talking out plans with friends. Don’t forget to check in and see how they’ll be handling the shift in energy, too, and remember that if you choose wrong, you can always choose again. Just don’t feel like you have to accept the first rose-loving-maniac, or um, life choice, that steps up. Take your time and do what feels right to you.

Jan 16, 2024… Try not to come at people like a super stalker, Cappy. While you may be riding high on the strong vibes of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feelings you try to express could come across way too strong if you don’t take care. Your desire to move toward your goals may be commendable, but freaking people out could be a little unnecessary. Be sure to read the room and make sure that the people you communicate with stay open and responsive to your message. Your energy could be contagious (that’s better than germs) — inspiring others — but only if you take care with your approach. Go be bold, beautiful, inspirational, and filled with giant buckets of enthusiasm, but if someone asks you to take a drug test, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Jan 15, 2024… Painting someone’s red flags as endearing relationship quirks just to make things work might sound like a brilliant plan. Hey, maybe your interest looks damn good in red. But overlooking problematic stuff just to have a plus-one could have you deep in regrets later. Same with friends… if you’re not with a partner or dating. If they talk about everyone to YOU, guess who they are talking to someone else about? With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, you could feel change moving in. Maybe you think accepting people’s flaws could be a sign of maturity, and while sometimes it is best to meet people where they are rather than where YOU want them to be, just make sure that you won’t be saddling yourself with some major issues just because you don’t want to go to your sister’s cousin’s cat’s wedding on your own, Cappy.

Jan 14, 2024… Pull out the glasses you think make you look smarter and really focus for a deep-thinker-style selfie. A Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn could have you deep in thought. Just don’t get lost there. It’s all well and good to figure out who you are, what you want, and the meaning of the Universe, but don’t forget to take your ass to work or online church or the socially distant ballgame or the living room or wherever you’re supposed to be while you’re busy contemplating life on this Sunday Funday. Think big thoughts, but do get out of bed if you can, too, Cappy.

Jan 13, 2024… Remember that kindergarten rules still apply — don’t pick your nose in public, clean up after yourself, don’t take what doesn’t belong to you, and keep your hands to yourself. That last one, especially, Cappy. A Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus could have you locking horns with, and taking your anger out on, other people if you’re not careful. Stepping up and owning your own stuff can feel pretty damn empowering today, though. Live as you are awesome sauce in a human body, out loud, and if you ignore any whispers from the jealous or petty peeps, you’ve got this in the bag. Focus on what you can do better, mind your business, and you should be fine. Better than fine, and treat yourself instead of wrecking yourself or wasting time on haters.

Jan 12, 2023… It’s a well-known fact we need coffee to survive. Well, coffee contains water, so it follows, right?? Whether you start your day with magic beans or go java-free, you’ll be likely to get an energetic surge later in the day from the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. A new project could benefit from the strong vibes, but it could also be a good day to let stuff go that’s been weighing you down, too. So, go on out and punch today in the face, Cap! It probably had it coming.

Jan 11, 2023… Overthinking is for the birds — and those birds needed extensive therapy. A Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto could have imaginative vibes in the air — just don’t use them for playing out worst-case scenarios, Cappy. Past memories and unresolved issues could come to the surface. Grab some tissues for your issues and don’t focus on judging your past self for not knowing any better. Instead, put that imagination to good use — either in the bedroom (insert bad adult-movie-music here) or by applying it to solving a problem. Just don’t over-think about it, and let your imagination lean toward all the shiny, amazing possibilities instead, Cap.

Jan 10, 2024… Maybe caffeinate and eat your Wheaties or whatever because the forecast is looking intense, Cap! With the Moon in Cap conjunct Mars and trine Uranus in Taurus, you could be on a crash course of intense conversations and big emotions — but with a whole lot of love thrown in the mix. Think deeply connected discussions or crazy fun intimacy — um, not necessarily at the same time — and definitely not at work (though, hey, no judgment here!). Just be sure to walk that line so your passion doesn’t cross over into aggression when trying to make a point. Keep communication centered in love, and you may find that the day ends with a sense of strong closeness — the emotional kind you can keep at arm’s reach if the other kind freaks you out. So go enjoy all the feels — and I mean all of them (winks with both eyes).

Jan 9, 2024… OM…OM… OMGoooooodness, look at you adulting, Cappy! The energy of the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury could have you channeling some seriously elevated energy. Think good decisions, feeling aligned with your emotions, and being able to access your intuition like a boss — if that boss meditated and was one with the Universe. And people think you’re all over the place!! Pfft! Look at you doing all the damn things and channeling peaceful vibes like a yogi at a mountaintop meditation retreat. Go ahead and humble brag on Facebook, friend. I think you’ll earn it today.

Jan 8, 2024… Leave the saltiness for your caramel mocha latte and go into this Monday with a fresh mindset, Cappy. As much as we all hate to see the weekend go, a Moon in Sag conjunct Venus could bring with it a different kind of vibe to start the week if you open up to unusual solutions. Your naturally open-mind and willingness to take the initiative could give you a solid boost — taking this Monday Mood from salty to spectacular. Now, drink your latte and go do the thing, you beautiful Goat, you!