Category: Capricorn AV

Dec 18, 2023… Surprises and Monday sound like a match made in hell, but don’t make any snap judgments about this day. Not going to lie, the energy will be weird as heck. The vibes will be zany, unexpected, and … well, Manic Monday might not just be a cool 80s song. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be fun. Stay open to the possibilities, and let your natural sense of wonder and enthusiasm enchant you. While the rest of the Zodiac might be asking WTAF, you’ll be waiting in delicious anticipation of whatever this day might hold, Cappy. Grab some popcorn and wait for the entertainment to begin.

Dec 17, 2023… Signing papers, remembering to walk the dog, balancing the checkbook, weed whacking, buying a practical gift for your cousin’s Zoom wedding to her cat… all the things boring adults do on a Sunday. Today you could find them fun and engaging and be feeling full adulting powers — communicating with maturity, shelving the snark (temporarily at any rate), leading like a boss, and even doing a little grownup flirting if you so choose (with consent). Your badassery knows no bounds today, Cappy, with the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. Go forth and adult, awesome You!

Dec 16, 2023… Like an extra paycheck you weren’t expecting but get to keep, Saturday’s energy will be ripe for awesome surprises. With the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, expect the surprises to be of the practical variety — useful help, needed gifts, and general goodwill. Your tendency to see the best in people could be richly rewarded today with acts of kindness that could have you wanting to show some kindness of your own. Go get your Satur-yay on, Cappy!

Dec 15, 2023… Say what? Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, communication could be a… royal pain in the butt. You may want to launch the ones you love into outer space so they’ll leave you the hell alone, but letting them know what you need could help you get those needs met without damaging the relationships that mean the most. Your craving for space and freedom could have you contemplating a mental health day, a short road trip, a meditation session — anything to get you out of your routine. Find a way to give yourself what you need while keeping your finger holstered and any f-bombs undeployed for a much easier day, Cappy.

Dec 14, 2023… Ordering up your favorite breakfast with a big side of leave me the hell alone won’t win you any popularity contests — not that you probably care. With the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, you could be feeling a trifle bit big for your britches (biggest understatement ever!!!). Avoiding arguments could be a good strategy for both inner and outer peace today: don’t argue with yourself or start stuff with anyone else — not unless you feel 110% sure it could lead to true healing. Focusing on self-care and staying in your lane could help you avoid drama and keep it together. Breathe, Cappy. Whether you have a good day or a bad one will be up to you — just like any other day. You’ve got this.

Dec 13, 2023… Today’s energy could feel like one super awesome reboot. No, not for your tablet or computer or phone. Just for you. You could be You 2.0 or whatever. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find it easier to wrap up projects and start fresh. Not just projects either. If you’ve ticked someone off, today could be good for apologizing, making amends, and starting fresh. If someone’s pissed you off (yeah, you’ll probably need the long list for this one), you could practice a little forgiveness today whether anyone asked for it or not. The vibes will be great for wrapping up old stuff for a nice squeaky clean slate going forward, Cap.

Dec 12, 2023… Hear me BAAAAA! Okay, that doesn’t sound nearly as empowering as a lion roaring or what the fox says, but the sentiment is still there. This Tuesday will be full of powerful Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun, sand you could totally use this energy to your advantage, happy Cappy. The stars in your eyes and determination in your heart could be unleashed into the world today with the full force of these empowering vibes. Chase those dreams of yours, Goat! Ba-freaking-aaa.

Dec 11, 2023… Manic Monday, Magic Monday — this day could be filled with unexpected adventure, strong energy, and new possibilities while the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces. Whether it feels manic or magic depends entirely on your attitude. A cruddy attitude could have you juggling responsibilities and trying desperately to hold on to your temper while a can-do attitude could have you seeing adventure and excitement all around. Renewing an old interest? Why not? Plan a surprise for your partner? Just do it! You can see this day as an epic mess of challenges or you can tap into your natural sense of wonder and enjoy every magic Monday.

Dec 10, 2023… Backpack, backpack! This isn’t fricking Dora the Explorer, Cap. Yet you have the tendency to carry your past on your back like somehow all that pain is gonna come in handy. Well, actually, you may be half right, buddy. While holding onto past pain isn’t great, being able to look back and learn new lessons from old traumas can be truly illuminating. Use the vibes today to unpack your knapsack — get rid of the useless baggage but keep the hard-earned lessons. Do this and you could feel quite a weight lift from your shoulders, Cappy!

Dec 9, 2023… Cappy won’t like the big chicken vibes going around today. Cluck, cluck cluck (flapping elbows in your general direction). You’re not used to wanting to hide from your problems, but with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, this day’s emotions could slide from yesterday’s helpful and thoughtful to a hot mess of too much, too much, too much. It’s totally okay to want a time-out from the sheepshow. Extra doses of self-care might help balance out that need to run away from the chatter. You’re still a fearless leader, even if you take a timeout from all the feels. So, take care of you. Be a dove… or a brave hawk and leave the chicken for the buffet. You’ve got this.

Dec 8, 2023… If love ballads and Hallmark movies are suddenly your jam today, you might be feeling the energy of the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, which is here to spice things up. These vibes will be all about — no, not binge watching Hallmark — no, not making out with your #1 crush. Not that those ideas suck (they really don’t, go suck face if you want to), but these vibes will really have you wanting to show that love by helping. Washing dishes so your partner doesn’t have to. Doing a random act of kindness by buying coffee for the car behind you in line. Buying your broke friend lunch (helllllo? I can be your broke friend!). Helping out a colleague or your kid with a challenging project. Your natural exuberance will really get a kick out of this day if you use that energy to show people how much you care. Go love the hell out of them, Cappy!

Dec 7, 2023… Rumor has it that Cappy did an extra special “favor” for the Universe to get some good vibes (if ya know what I mean) with the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap. No, but really, today your intuition could be on point, which means your problem solving game will be on fleek. Scooby Doo this ish and get to the bottom for your problems. The vibes will be in your favor. So, Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? Right the flock here! Now get out there with your thinking cap and your Mystery Machine and unmask it all!