Category: Capricorn AV

  • Capricorn 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… Ah, Cappy. I know how you love to take the initiative — and not just when stirring up some ish either. Today’s energetic vibes could have you wanting to leap without looking and landing in a pile of — well, that stuff you sometimes like to stir up. 🙂 The Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag will make it important to think things through before making a decision. You could always just stay home and refuse to adult, but honestly, being the initiator isn’t a weakness. At all. Just make sure you get all the facts before you wade in, and make sure those are things that potentially will make your life better. You are like a lifetime supply of awesome sauce, and if you practice a tiny bit of patience (you might have to go out and get some — I hear it comes with a side of fries), you’ll own this day.

  • Capricorn 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Imagine a Universe where people actually took your advice. Where they hang on your every word. Where they see the wisdom that you feel in your heart in the moment. Okay. Wake up, Cappy. You fell asleep! Now what was I saying? Oh yes, a horoscope. Your heart’s in the right place, but your mind might be deep in the vortex of overthinking with the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. If you can channel today’s energy toward communication, you might be able to help someone out without feeling unheard or not taken seriously. Your natural charisma can help you get your message across and feel ah-ma-zing!

  • Capricorn 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… If anger management class has been suggested more than once, you might be a Capricorn. Today, the Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo, and you may want to dig deep to find your inner chill. The energy will be strong today for better communication, higher vibrations, and having other people sitting up and taking notice of your mad leadership skills — as long as you keep it cool, Cappy. Speak clearly but kindly while still being true to your assertive, intelligent nature and remember to listen for better results in getting what you want today. Being able to access whatever inner chill you have could have you feeling like the badass you truly are!

  • Capricorn 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Today could have you getting your grow and glow on by leveling up in life, Cappy. You may be feeling at one with nature and all of humanity, but that might not stop you from giving some serious stink eye to the immature peasants you spot from on top of your high horse of adulting. Add some laughter to that grow and glow attitude, and you could find that the fierce energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries can be fun, too. So what if they are wearing dirty jammies to the Wally World? Just don’t stand down wind, and don’t forget to wash your hands! Work hard, play hard, and don’t judge those who haven’t yet reached your level of enlightenment, Cap. Remember that you all have a different path, and you’ll be more willing to lend a helping hand and a little kindness when you can.

  • Capricorn 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Oh, look. It’s “no-ing” outside. Cap, with the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could feel a burning desire to be stubborn as heckin with an extra splash of laziness. Say what?! If “I’d do the thing, but it sounds like effort, so no” ends up coming out of your mouth this Tuesday, don’t be too surprised. While it’s invaluable to be able to say “no” when you’re overextended, it’s also not great to give into stubborn laziness and blow off your need-to-do’s. Find a balance between the extremes, Goat.

  • Capricorn 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Rubbing your hands together in glee could be weird but marginally acceptable. The maniacal laugh though? Well, it might have people shifting slowly away from you at the holiday dinner or keeping their distance in traffic. I’m just saying: it might be a little weird. Also scary (but quite effective for social distancing, not that I think about it). But, hey, you do you. With the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you may be feeling the urge to start something new. Could be a new romance. Could be a project. As a Capricorn, you’ll never be lacking in initiative, but you’ll likely feel a punch of good luck to go with it today. Embarking on a new adventure could be just what you need. Enjoy a strong start to something new, and don’t be afraid to dream big, Cap.

  • Capricorn 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… No, you will not Keep Calm and Carry On. Capricorns have rarely have chill, and today likely won’t be any different. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find that your mind will be a mish mosh of swirling thoughts and emotions that can’t be easily expressed without using some of the patience you keep in short supply. You may not Keep Calm, but you do have a tendency to power through obstacles like a boss, mowing down any that get in your way. You could even consider that your superpower. Use that kinetic energy to communicate your feelings, and you might clear the way for a more romantic energy to move in, Cappy.

  • Capricorn 12-23-23

    Dec 23, 2023… Is that the sound of your gears grinding? Yea, yes… I think it is… or I forgot to turn off the blender… So many ideas, so little time, am I right, Cappy? You may be feeling a shift from thinking into doing as the Moon in Taurus conjuncts Uranus and opposes Venus in Scorpio. Your natural tendency to absorb information like a sponge will help you take a plan and make it into an achievable goal. If you find yourself starting to overthink it, get the hell out of your own head and don’t let worries break your stride. Just take a first step — no matter how small. Not only could it help ease the overthinking, but it could help you find the path you’ve been looking for.

  • Capricorn 12-22-23

    Dec 22, 2023… When they say the struggle is real, there are no lies detected. You could be wanting to play while knowing that you need to get stuff done and be responsible. What to do, what to do? Well, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, you’ll likely feel a powerful pull toward doing whatever your intuition tells you to do. There won’t be a lot of room for doubt today. Finding a way to balance your urge to play with your need to do all the things will help you navigate the day without losing your ever-loving mind. Applying your keen focus to knocking out tasks quickly could free up time for you to play and dream the day away. Turn this Friday into a Fri-yay, Cappy, by using your keen focus to level the hell up and have it all!

  • Capricorn 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Were you bitten by a radioactive spider? Are you secretly an Avenger? Because your spidey-senses might be on fire today, Cappy. With the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag the vibes will be strong to trust your gut and learn some stuff. Being open to new experiences and life lessons could help you learn about yourself and your relationships while also helping you reach some goals. Just be careful to avoid giving your trust where it hasn’t been earned. A fool might be born every minute, but you are NOT one of them.

  • Capricorn 12-20-23

    Dec 20, 2023… Hey, Cappy, you could be looking as fierce as your temper. Rawr! The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag. If you can put a lid on your wicked hot temper, you’ll find that this day could feel like cruising on a hot day with the top down. Easy, breezy, and you could even get lucky (take that however you want). Don’t let that explosive temper melt down this day, though. Tempted to blow up on a noisy neighbor? Pop a chocolate in (your mouth, not theirs — though sharing IS caring) and remind yourself that a peaceful life can be pretty sweet. Throw a mental glitter bomb at haters and keep on shining.

  • Capricorn 12-19-23

    Dec 19, 2023… Cappy, you are not afraid to face your problems, but fueling the flames could burn down the whole town. Sure, you’ll take on the Universe. Sounds like a fun time. On the downside, with a bunch of Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap energy today, you may become rather irritable and lash out at the people around you if the Universe turns out to be not-so-challenging (or more challenging than you predicted). You can’t roundhouse kick the Universe. The battle today will be emotional and mental, if you so choose to accept this quest. Don’t get too frustrated, dear Cap, because you’ve got the skills to own this Tuesday. Optimism? Heckin yeah. Determination? Check. Rearing for a fight? Surely. Emotional intelligence? Well, this vibe can help you work on that… Get your inner steam engine ready, because you will be like the Energizer Bunny once you get going. Still, you’re a winner… so get on out into the world because you are simply incredible.