Category: Capricorn AV

Dec 6, 2023… Trying to knock some sense into the heads of the ones you love could actually be in the stars today, Cappy. Metaphorically speaking, of course. With the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra, the energy could be just right for teaching everyone a thing or two — nicely please. Think less unsolicited advice, more outside-of-the-box thinking. Just make sure that you don’t stretch your own resources (physical, emotional, financial) too far while trying to help someone else out. A sucker may be born every minute, but you’re not one of them!

Dec 5, 2023… Hair pulling and biting? No, that’s not the start of some kinky bedroom play (this time). Caps could be taking cheap shots in their arguments today if they give into their lowest vibes promoted by the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus. Don’t sink in the Universe’s quicksand, Goat! Grab onto the nearest vine and climb out of it. There will be no need to get down and dirty today, thank you very much. Even as you lock horns with someone today, you can choose to take the high road. Rising above today can lead to great benefits for tomorrow!

Dec 4, 2023… Tripping over all the feels while your head’s in the cloud could be the perfect way to end up knocked on your butt, Cappy. Feeling extra needy could have you acting… well, extra. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, your attempts at making an emotional connection could come on too strong, or you could end up sending mixed signals. Sit your extra backside on down, take a deep breath or ten, and try to figure out what you need that you can do for yourself. Need a hug? Ask a trusted friend/fam in your disease-free pod at home — not the stranger you just bonded with at the market over ripe produce. Being extra is totally okay, but maybe dial it back a bit and be there for yourself today.

Dec 3, 2023… Never let anyone treat you like you’re normal glue. You’re frigging glitter glue, Cappy. Your loyal nature could lead you to feel like friends are jabbing you in your vulnerable spots this Sunday with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus. Instead of pushing down your feelings — or worse, feeling like you deserve being treated poorly — remember that you are fabulous glitter glue and you are worth a thousand sparkles of goodness! You hold the world together with your sparkle and shine. Don’t let people step all over you, dammit. But remember, some slights might not be intended at all, as it might just be an emotional day all around. So, don’t put yourself (or your feelings) last and you could feel pretty damn powerful today.

Dec 2, 2023… Is “no” a mood? Because you just might be feeling it today. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hell Nope. You might trip and fall on the past when thinking of times you trusted people who maybe didn’t earn or deserve it, Cappy. Don’t get sucked into it. No, seriously. It doesn’t help you make new decisions when you’re stuck with regrets about past ones. Learn from that stuff, but don’t sit around beating yourself up about it. Who is worth more than that? Say it with me — You. You are. You did your best then, and your best now is even better for it.

Dec 1, 2023… Bills, Bills, Bills — once a cute song, now your whole life. Right? What kind of fresh hell is this? The Moon will be in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus. The struggle is real, and you may not feel up for it today — but that doesn’t mean you don’t owe. Am I Right, Cappy? Facing these challenges head-on will likely solve problems better than magical thinking. Wishing them away won’t make it so. Indulge your need for growth by studying an interest in your downtime or calling on a higher power so you don’t lose your sheep when you’re called upon to Adult today. You’ve got this — and any harder lessons you could learn today will help you in the long run. Even if today is tough, you’re waaaay tougher.

Nov 30, 2023… Today’s energetic symptoms will include one feverish clusterfluck of love me with a side order of leave me the heck alone. You might be tempted to open mouth, insert foot today. When you talk about what you need, take care to err on the side of keeping it cool. A tendency to self-sabotage could kick in if you don’t find a good balance between wanting love and needing space. Alternating people time with solitude and self-care might be just what the doctor ordered for a most magnificent Thursday, Cappy.

Nov 29, 2023… Do not… I repeat… do NOT go nuclear today, my impatient friend. The codes may be firmly fixed in your mind as you begin seeing red when that one annoying colleague (neighbor? PTA member? Inconsiderate driver? Anti-masker?) opens their mouth once again to regale you with their ignorance. The Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces could have you walking that fine line between frustration and telling someone to feck off, but it could also bring in powerful good vibes… if you’re willing to feel the feels. How you manage will be depending on whether to let it in, Cappy.

Nov 28, 2023… Hide the booze, everyone. Cappy is cut off! The vibes coming at ya today will likely make for a sharp-tongued Goat. Feeling agitated? Take some deep breaths and figure out where the issue stems from. Got some ideas? Good. Now come up with a solution to fix it or learn to let it go if it’s out of your control. Sometimes live and let live is the best policy, buddy. Don’t drink (or snort or vape or smoke) away your problems. Maybe it’s time for some growing pains, pal. Deal with your feelings and move on and up to better stuff.

Nov 27, 2023… Congrats, your guinea pig is pregnant! While that might not be the unexpected news you get today (do you even own a furry pig, Cappy?), the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag will be sure to stir some sort of surprise ish, especially for you. It could be good news. It could totally blow. IDK! I’m not psychic. I just know how to read the stars. Anyway, I’m going with good because you draw so much good to you and can always see the sunny side, Goat. Peace be with you.

Nov 26, 2023… Turn up the lights in here, baby, extra bright! No, seriously, it’s too dark in dis bish. Can I get some light? Oy! My eyes were just closed. Now that that’s dealt with… Cappy, the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces will be reflecting dazzling vibes for making new friends and perhaps discovering new love interests (I’d ship you). Your bright personality combined with today’s vibes will likely draw in potential friends and lovers, but only if you’re open to the experience. Make the most out of the energies and fulfill your need for social interactions! Yay!

Nov 25, 2023… Like bread that’s been perfectly toasted on both sides, harmony and balance will be the name of the game today thanks to the primo vibes coming from Moon conjunct Uranus. Cappy, if your aim has been off recently, a helping of today’s energies can get you back to peak performance as you figure out the root cause of your “off-ness.” Soak up the airy vibes and get ready for the performance of a lifetime, Goat. You can get your aim back to spot-on perfection. Believe in yourself. Make it happen.