Category: Capricorn AV

Jan 31, 2024… Today could have you playing student or professor, Cappy. Look, you perv, I’m talking about teaching or learning — not whatever weird kinky role play you imagined, you lovable weirdo. With a Moon in Libra square Mars in Cap, you could have a hard time seeing your problems clearly. If you open yourself up to learning, you could find that someone else’s experience resonates with your own. You may also find that sharing your experience with someone else struggling could help you gain clarity and perspective. Whether you find yourself acting as spiritual guide, mentor, or instructor or simply a student of life, you will likely have many opportunities for personal growth today if you stop playing kinky bedroom games long enough to get outside.

Jan 30, 2024… Somebody call for a love potion? It could feel like you got one today with the Moon in Libra square Venus in Cap and trine Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius, Cappy. The vibes will be strong for flirtation, affection, and feeling hot. If you open up to these vibes, you could find a new spark of passion in your relationship. If you’ll be single and don’t want to effing mingle, you can use today’s strong brew to add passion to your work, home, hobby, friendships or whatever trips your personal trigger. Passion’s on the menu, but where you put it will be in your capable hands.

Jan 29, 2024… If someone tries to tell you that you’re delusional today, you just turn right back around on your unicorn, raise your broom and tell them they can shove their bad attitude where the sun don’t shine. Or a simple hand gesture could communicate that as effectively, Cappy. Rider’s choice. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, you could find that your imagination will be turned up higher than Snoop Dogg in the morning. Or in the afternoon. Or any time of day. With the boost to your imagination, you may feel more spiritually connected. You could be filled with love, peace, and light and just a smidgen of go-flock-yourself. Use your intuition and imagination to dream of a better life for yourself, and you’ll likely find yourself achieving those dreams because you, my friend, are 100% all that.

Jan 28, 2024… If you feel like you’ve been channeling Bill Nye the Science Guy, well, that’s pretty damn weird, Cappy. But maybe a little understandable when you consider that the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus today. The energetic vibes could have you taking a scientific interest or approach to your life. You’ll likely be able to rock your inner geek without apologies and following your passions with enthusiasm. Whether that means applying the scientific method to a problem you’ve been having or simply ending the day binge watching The Big Bang Theory (or Bill Nye), you’ll likely find that your unique personality will be shining bright like a piece of pressurized carbon.

Jan 27, 2024… Holy guacamole, Cappy! With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself getting an extra kick in the tail toward your goals. While you’ve got plenty of initiative and spice all on your own, expect to use a tad more diplomacy than usual to get your point across. Like, any diplomacy at all. Whether you’ll be facing relationship issues, a work challenge, or just processing some deep inner stuff, you’ll need that Virgo Moon sense to make true headway. As long as you keep centered, you’ll likely show the world that you really are that and a side of queso! Now, pass the margaritas.

Jan 26, 2024… The forecast could call for a little early morning twisted grimace with a side of hand-me-my-effing-coffee-now before downshifting into something resembling a smile. The energetic vibes of the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus could have you rethinking going nuclear. At work, in relationships. Just as you may be thinking that flipping the heck out will be completely called for, the energy shifts. You find that what seemed like a pretty damn big deal may be a small thing after all. Or you’ll at least be able to handle it without detonating. So, take a deep breath, relax your over-eager trigger finger on your emotions, and dig into what little stores of patience you may have. This, too, shall pass, and then you can feel like a badass for handling this day like a boss, Cappy.

Jan 25, 2024… If you can think of a million things you’d rather be doing than working, join the club. No, seriously: join us. The secret password is the-struggle-is-real. Good times, right? With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself caught between daydreams and deadlines. Sure, you want to pay your bills, but you also want to be sunning yourself on some exotic beach, am I right? Or cozying up by a fire in a cabin with a mountain view. Cozying up to paperwork, bills, and bullcrap likely wasn’t what you had in mind when you dreamed about adulthood, but Cappy’s gotta do what a Cappy’s gotta do. Or something like that. So, pull on your grown-up pantaloons and do the stuff you HAVE to do so you can do the stuff you WANT to do.

Jan 24, 2024… Grab a to-go mug of coffee and all the patience you can carry, Cappy, because a Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces could make for an interesting day. Just go ahead and expect things to go sideways, and you’ll be less off balance as you go through a day filled with wrong turns, confusion, and general mishaps. If the idea of all that makes you want to go straight to bed and sleep through it, don’t forget that sometimes the best journeys involve unexpected detours. You will likely learn something invaluable if you’ll just show up and seriously expect the unexpected. If nothing else, you’ll learn that you are an absolute badass when it comes to rolling with the punches while still maintaining a sense of joy and wonder about the world.

Jan 23, 2024… If you stepped in a big pile of relationshit, don’t just scrape it off your boots and throw flowers at your significant other. With the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, the energetic feels could involve mixed signals, hurt feelings, and misunderstandings for those in relationships. If that sounds like something you’d rather take a hard pass on, don’t worry your pretty Cappy self about it. Relationship conflicts can be opportunities to get closer when you face them head on and open up to your partner. This goes for friends, too. We aren’t letting a single Cap off THAT easy. If that sounds like vulnerability and something that makes you think “no way,” step into your natural courage and do it anyway. You may come up with a brilliant idea to reconnect with your partner — or you may just end up figuring out something about yourself to appreciate. Either way, you can keep being bold, brave, and beautiful — you know, like usual, Goat.

Jan 22, 2024… I’m not hungover, I’m just experiencing some unpleasant side effects of drinking alcohol. I’m calling denial, Cap! The weekend hangover is real (and not necessarily alcohol related) and it could be deepened by energies reflected from the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. Boredom and depression could characterize your Monday and bring your mood waaaay down. You know what else these aspects can bring? Making dreams into tangible thoughts — and then right on into reality. Tap into the higher vibes and reach towards what you want.

Jan 21, 2024… Ugh, another horoscope from Astrovibe. Gross. JK, you know you love us. What you might NOT love would be the vibes coming at you this Sunday. Thanks to the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, misunderstandings could be on the rise throughout the day. Talk about ew. You can overcome these issues through active listening, paying close attention to nonverbal cues, and not doing anything that will land you in jail. Of course, miscommunication might not be be 100% avoidable if it doesn’t happen on your end. So, don’t dwell on the flub ups, Cappy. Roll with the eb and flow of the Gemini Moon tides, and just laugh it off for the best day.

Jan 20, 2024… You may have your singular focus locked and loaded, Cappy, but the vibes of a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius today could have you challenged to give someone else a helping hand. This doesn’t mean to necessarily hand over your life savings to the Go Fund Me for your cousin’s friend’s support peacock, but it does mean that you might be able to use your own life experience to help someone else out. It may not be the thing you most want to do in the moment, but if you challenge yourself to help someone else, you just might find it feels better than ANYTHING you could have done for yourself!