Category: Capricorn AV

Jan 23, 2024… If you stepped in a big pile of relationshit, don’t just scrape it off your boots and throw flowers at your significant other. With the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, the energetic feels could involve mixed signals, hurt feelings, and misunderstandings for those in relationships. If that sounds like something you’d rather take a hard pass on, don’t worry your pretty Cappy self about it. Relationship conflicts can be opportunities to get closer when you face them head on and open up to your partner. This goes for friends, too. We aren’t letting a single Cap off THAT easy. If that sounds like vulnerability and something that makes you think “no way,” step into your natural courage and do it anyway. You may come up with a brilliant idea to reconnect with your partner — or you may just end up figuring out something about yourself to appreciate. Either way, you can keep being bold, brave, and beautiful — you know, like usual, Goat.

Jan 22, 2024… I’m not hungover, I’m just experiencing some unpleasant side effects of drinking alcohol. I’m calling denial, Cap! The weekend hangover is real (and not necessarily alcohol related) and it could be deepened by energies reflected from the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. Boredom and depression could characterize your Monday and bring your mood waaaay down. You know what else these aspects can bring? Making dreams into tangible thoughts — and then right on into reality. Tap into the higher vibes and reach towards what you want.

Jan 21, 2024… Ugh, another horoscope from Astrovibe. Gross. JK, you know you love us. What you might NOT love would be the vibes coming at you this Sunday. Thanks to the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, misunderstandings could be on the rise throughout the day. Talk about ew. You can overcome these issues through active listening, paying close attention to nonverbal cues, and not doing anything that will land you in jail. Of course, miscommunication might not be be 100% avoidable if it doesn’t happen on your end. So, don’t dwell on the flub ups, Cappy. Roll with the eb and flow of the Gemini Moon tides, and just laugh it off for the best day.

Jan 20, 2024… You may have your singular focus locked and loaded, Cappy, but the vibes of a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving to Gemini to trine the Sun in Aquarius today could have you challenged to give someone else a helping hand. This doesn’t mean to necessarily hand over your life savings to the Go Fund Me for your cousin’s friend’s support peacock, but it does mean that you might be able to use your own life experience to help someone else out. It may not be the thing you most want to do in the moment, but if you challenge yourself to help someone else, you just might find it feels better than ANYTHING you could have done for yourself!

Jan 19, 2024… Top 3 thoughts that run through my head when someone knocks on my door: 1. Axe Murderer, 2. Police coming to arrest me for a crime I didn’t commit, 3. The pizza’s here! Cappy, you could be in for some serious overthinking issues this Friday — takes one to know one, and I KNOW. The energies reflected by the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could give you a boost in losing yourself in thought. Reel it in, Cap. It’ll take some mental effort, but you have the power to control these thoughts! Take control, friend. You’ve got this.

Jan 18, 2024… If you have a choice between your cranky pants and your sassy ones, go with sassy. Your backside looks better in them. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feels will be all about being assertive, charming, and witty. If you accidentally shoved your fine ass in the cranky pants, you could find yourself irritable with it, Cappy. But if you put on the better-looking sassy pants today, you could find yourself making connections with cleverness and humor and getting it done like a boss.

Jan 17, 2024… If you feel overwhelmed with choices like the Bachelor in a room full of manic-rose-loving-ladies, Cappy, you could be picking up on the energy of the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap. So many choices, so little time, am I right? Wanting to talk out life choices could be on the table, and you may find yourself filled with enthusiasm at the possibilities. Making an exhaustive list of pros and cons could be good — or talking out plans with friends. Don’t forget to check in and see how they’ll be handling the shift in energy, too, and remember that if you choose wrong, you can always choose again. Just don’t feel like you have to accept the first rose-loving-maniac, or um, life choice, that steps up. Take your time and do what feels right to you.

Jan 16, 2024… Try not to come at people like a super stalker, Cappy. While you may be riding high on the strong vibes of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feelings you try to express could come across way too strong if you don’t take care. Your desire to move toward your goals may be commendable, but freaking people out could be a little unnecessary. Be sure to read the room and make sure that the people you communicate with stay open and responsive to your message. Your energy could be contagious (that’s better than germs) — inspiring others — but only if you take care with your approach. Go be bold, beautiful, inspirational, and filled with giant buckets of enthusiasm, but if someone asks you to take a drug test, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Jan 15, 2024… Painting someone’s red flags as endearing relationship quirks just to make things work might sound like a brilliant plan. Hey, maybe your interest looks damn good in red. But overlooking problematic stuff just to have a plus-one could have you deep in regrets later. Same with friends… if you’re not with a partner or dating. If they talk about everyone to YOU, guess who they are talking to someone else about? With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, you could feel change moving in. Maybe you think accepting people’s flaws could be a sign of maturity, and while sometimes it is best to meet people where they are rather than where YOU want them to be, just make sure that you won’t be saddling yourself with some major issues just because you don’t want to go to your sister’s cousin’s cat’s wedding on your own, Cappy.

Jan 14, 2024… Pull out the glasses you think make you look smarter and really focus for a deep-thinker-style selfie. A Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn could have you deep in thought. Just don’t get lost there. It’s all well and good to figure out who you are, what you want, and the meaning of the Universe, but don’t forget to take your ass to work or online church or the socially distant ballgame or the living room or wherever you’re supposed to be while you’re busy contemplating life on this Sunday Funday. Think big thoughts, but do get out of bed if you can, too, Cappy.

Jan 13, 2024… Remember that kindergarten rules still apply — don’t pick your nose in public, clean up after yourself, don’t take what doesn’t belong to you, and keep your hands to yourself. That last one, especially, Cappy. A Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus could have you locking horns with, and taking your anger out on, other people if you’re not careful. Stepping up and owning your own stuff can feel pretty damn empowering today, though. Live as you are awesome sauce in a human body, out loud, and if you ignore any whispers from the jealous or petty peeps, you’ve got this in the bag. Focus on what you can do better, mind your business, and you should be fine. Better than fine, and treat yourself instead of wrecking yourself or wasting time on haters.

Jan 12, 2023… It’s a well-known fact we need coffee to survive. Well, coffee contains water, so it follows, right?? Whether you start your day with magic beans or go java-free, you’ll be likely to get an energetic surge later in the day from the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. A new project could benefit from the strong vibes, but it could also be a good day to let stuff go that’s been weighing you down, too. So, go on out and punch today in the face, Cap! It probably had it coming.