Category: Capricorn AV

  • Capricorn 2-4-24

    Feb 4, 2024… Putting up a guard between you and the world could seem like a good way to protect your soft gooey center, Cappy, but it could also prevent good things from flowing your way. With a Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces today, you could find yourself tapped deep into your thoughts and, perhaps, closed off from the world around you. Just don’t shut everyone out, just maintain boundaries if you need. Cap, as much as you may want to keep yourself, remember that reaching out and investing in your relationships can help build a sense of support for when you feel like coming out of your head and back into the world at large. Because you will want to come back. I know it.

  • Capricorn 2-3-24

    Feb 3, 2024… You ain’t afraid of no ghosts… or anything else today, Cap. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, you could feel unstoppable. Your natural initiative could get a kick in the pants from the energetic vibes, and if you find yourself in the process of transformation, you may feel more excited than afraid of what will come from it. If you stay true to your path, you’ll likely find that change could come easier than usual.

  • Capricorn 2-2-24

    Feb 2, 2024… Earth to Cappy, come in Cappy. It’s time to rise and grind. Pull your head out of the clouds and get down to business. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, trine Saturn in Pisces and square the Sun in Aquarius, you could feel a strong pull to get things accomplished. If you can keep yourself from getting distracted, you may find that the day could be incredibly productive. Whether you tackle a home project, clean house, knock out a work task, or level up in your relationship, your initiative and assertive attitude could take you far. Rise and grind, it’s CAP time!

  • Capricorn 2-1-24

    Feb 1, 2024… Go ahead and choose your smarty pants over the sassy ones today, Cap. They make your ass look spectacular! With a Moon in Libra square Mercury in Cap and then moving to Scorpio to square Pluto in Aquarius, you might just find yourself setting off on a quest for knowledge. Ever the lover of adventure, you’ll likely be on the lookout for ways to level up. Your relationship game. Your work life. Your parenting (child or fur). Your natural wonder will be open to nature’s wisdom, and you may have a generous spirit when it comes to dealing with other people today. That doesn’t mean you should open up your wallet and hand over the contents, my wide-eyed friend, but you could use a little extra empathy to nurture and support others. Rock those smarty pants like the delicious genius that you are, Cappy.

  • Capricorn 1-31-24

    Jan 31, 2024… Today could have you playing student or professor, Cappy. Look, you perv, I’m talking about teaching or learning — not whatever weird kinky role play you imagined, you lovable weirdo. With a Moon in Libra square Mars in Cap, you could have a hard time seeing your problems clearly. If you open yourself up to learning, you could find that someone else’s experience resonates with your own. You may also find that sharing your experience with someone else struggling could help you gain clarity and perspective. Whether you find yourself acting as spiritual guide, mentor, or instructor or simply a student of life, you will likely have many opportunities for personal growth today if you stop playing kinky bedroom games long enough to get outside.

  • Capricorn 1-30-24

    Jan 30, 2024… Somebody call for a love potion? It could feel like you got one today with the Moon in Libra square Venus in Cap and trine Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius, Cappy. The vibes will be strong for flirtation, affection, and feeling hot. If you open up to these vibes, you could find a new spark of passion in your relationship. If you’ll be single and don’t want to effing mingle, you can use today’s strong brew to add passion to your work, home, hobby, friendships or whatever trips your personal trigger. Passion’s on the menu, but where you put it will be in your capable hands.

  • Capricorn 1-29-24

    Jan 29, 2024… If someone tries to tell you that you’re delusional today, you just turn right back around on your unicorn, raise your broom and tell them they can shove their bad attitude where the sun don’t shine. Or a simple hand gesture could communicate that as effectively, Cappy. Rider’s choice. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, you could find that your imagination will be turned up higher than Snoop Dogg in the morning. Or in the afternoon. Or any time of day. With the boost to your imagination, you may feel more spiritually connected. You could be filled with love, peace, and light and just a smidgen of go-flock-yourself. Use your intuition and imagination to dream of a better life for yourself, and you’ll likely find yourself achieving those dreams because you, my friend, are 100% all that.

  • Capricorn 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… If you feel like you’ve been channeling Bill Nye the Science Guy, well, that’s pretty damn weird, Cappy. But maybe a little understandable when you consider that the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus today. The energetic vibes could have you taking a scientific interest or approach to your life. You’ll likely be able to rock your inner geek without apologies and following your passions with enthusiasm. Whether that means applying the scientific method to a problem you’ve been having or simply ending the day binge watching The Big Bang Theory (or Bill Nye), you’ll likely find that your unique personality will be shining bright like a piece of pressurized carbon.

  • Capricorn 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Holy guacamole, Cappy! With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself getting an extra kick in the tail toward your goals. While you’ve got plenty of initiative and spice all on your own, expect to use a tad more diplomacy than usual to get your point across. Like, any diplomacy at all. Whether you’ll be facing relationship issues, a work challenge, or just processing some deep inner stuff, you’ll need that Virgo Moon sense to make true headway. As long as you keep centered, you’ll likely show the world that you really are that and a side of queso! Now, pass the margaritas.

  • Capricorn 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… The forecast could call for a little early morning twisted grimace with a side of hand-me-my-effing-coffee-now before downshifting into something resembling a smile. The energetic vibes of the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus could have you rethinking going nuclear. At work, in relationships. Just as you may be thinking that flipping the heck out will be completely called for, the energy shifts. You find that what seemed like a pretty damn big deal may be a small thing after all. Or you’ll at least be able to handle it without detonating. So, take a deep breath, relax your over-eager trigger finger on your emotions, and dig into what little stores of patience you may have. This, too, shall pass, and then you can feel like a badass for handling this day like a boss, Cappy.

  • Capricorn 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… If you can think of a million things you’d rather be doing than working, join the club. No, seriously: join us. The secret password is the-struggle-is-real. Good times, right? With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself caught between daydreams and deadlines. Sure, you want to pay your bills, but you also want to be sunning yourself on some exotic beach, am I right? Or cozying up by a fire in a cabin with a mountain view. Cozying up to paperwork, bills, and bullcrap likely wasn’t what you had in mind when you dreamed about adulthood, but Cappy’s gotta do what a Cappy’s gotta do. Or something like that. So, pull on your grown-up pantaloons and do the stuff you HAVE to do so you can do the stuff you WANT to do.

  • Capricorn 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Grab a to-go mug of coffee and all the patience you can carry, Cappy, because a Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces could make for an interesting day. Just go ahead and expect things to go sideways, and you’ll be less off balance as you go through a day filled with wrong turns, confusion, and general mishaps. If the idea of all that makes you want to go straight to bed and sleep through it, don’t forget that sometimes the best journeys involve unexpected detours. You will likely learn something invaluable if you’ll just show up and seriously expect the unexpected. If nothing else, you’ll learn that you are an absolute badass when it comes to rolling with the punches while still maintaining a sense of joy and wonder about the world.