Category: Capricorn AV

Feb 16, 2024… Evil vegetables ate all of Japan!!! Well, now that I have your attention, I’d like to inform you that no veggies or humans were harmed in the writing of this horoscope. Secondly, Capricorns could experience some unexpected delights as the Moon in Taurus square the Sun in Aquarius then moving to Gemini to trine Mars, Venus and Pluto in Aquarius reflects vibes ripe for surprises. Whether it’s finding a dollar in your back pocket or winning a free coffee delivery, today likely has some unplanned goodness in store for you. Don’t question it. Let the good come as it may, Cap.

Feb 15, 2024… Sharpen your No. 2 pencils, Cappy, because today could have you being a student of life. I’m not saying there will be a test, but who knows what the Universe might throw at you? A pop quiz? A check to see if you completed your homework? Your natural aptitude for learning will serve you well with a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. You’ll likely find that your intuition will be on point today. Not only will you find it easier to open to whatever the Universe wants to teach you, but the vibes will bring in emotional and spiritual intuition as well as the intellectual variety. Everything inside you will point to your next move as clearly as a neon sign, and you’ll be tasked to step up and follow it — if you choose. The Universe rarely, if ever, gives us pass or fail assignments. Instead, everything becomes a learning opportunity. So, get ready to be a student of life, able Goat, and know that if there will be a pop quiz, you’ve got all the right stuff inside you to pass it with flying colors!

Feb 14, 2024… If you can still remember your seventh grade locker combination but not why you walked into the room, you might be getting old… or you might just be experiencing the Moon in Taurus and her aspects today. So, your thoughts might be scattering like treacherous Legos on the floor of life, and it could have you struggling to focus, Capricorn. Instead of getting frustrated — or losing yourself in the world of dreamland — you could use the varied vibes to focus on helping. Throw in a good deed or two today to tap into the spiritual and healing energy floating out there in the cosmos. You might find that doing a kind thing could help you focus on the kind of life you want to live. Win!

Feb 13, 2024… Ramming your ideas (or anything else) down other people’s throats would be the height of un-cool, Cappy. With a Moon in Aries square Venus in Cap, the forecast could lean toward trying to out-stubborn the stubborn, which sounds like an enormous headache to me. Sure, you could tote around your extra-strength pain reliever, CBD oil, or super awesome essential oil to curb the pain, or you could tap into being as good of a listener as a speaker. You may just find out there’s something fantastic about to begin.

Feb 12, 2024… Wake up, you wonderful weirdo! Today will be all about flying your freak flag as high as you like. A Moon moving into Aries and square Ceres in Cap could bring in that weirdly wonderful (or is it wonderfully weird?) energy, that makes being you easier than ever! If a random idea pops into your head, maybe see if it could have a practical application in your life. A problem could have an odd but effective solution if you allow yourself to think and dream as big as you like. And don’t worry about driving people away with your weirdness. In fact, you’ll likely attract awesome oddballs just like yourself if you just keep doing your thing. The haters can go regroup with the other haters, but you’ll be too cool to care today, Cappy!

Feb 11, 2024… If throwing yourself on the floor and wailing that life is unfair seems reasonable to you right now, maybe don’t if anyone is looking. I mean, that’s a great way to get hauled off in a straight jacket, which could inhibit your awesome dance moves, but I digress. The Moon in Pisces will be conjunct Neptune, and you may find the energy to lean toward things being fair and even-handed. Practice self-care and be available to those around you for support. Maybe it won’t make the world more fair because you spent the day being kind, but it can’t hurt either, can it, Capricorn?

Feb 10, 2024… Is calling do-over still a thing? Asking for a friend. Actually, I’m asking for you, Capricorn. With a Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you may find yourself having to start something over, but the vibes will be strong for attacking your project with renewed purpose and energy. Maybe the Universe won’t give you a total do-over, but you’ll likely find a way to make a fresh start regardless. Just don’t allow yourself to get too discouraged by the process. Just take these strong kick-ass vibes and put them to work for you.

Feb 9, 2024… Is it hot in here or is it just you, Cap? It’s definitely you! The Moon in Aquarius conjunct the Sun and square Uranus in Taurus may have you feeling the zesty vibes, which could give you an added burst of confidence at work and in your relationships. Wanting to connect could have you feeling fun & flirty, but don’t forget to read the room. If you pay attention, you just might learn a thing or two. Not feeling so extra snuggly? You can have your space and need love, too. Just use your grown up words to speak up, and you’ll likely get your space without ruffling any unnecessary feathers. So, go forth and get a room — for you and a special someone or just on your own.

Feb 8, 2024… I’m not saying anyone will want to be hugging things out during the plague, but the energy could be strong for deep conversations and reconnecting with old friends (not old flames, careful there: that could be a good way to get your ass burned!). A Moon in Aquarius conjunct Pluto and Mercury and square Jupiter in Taurus could have you investing time and energy into your relationships — especially the spicy or unusual ones, Cappy. Your usual impatience may be giving way to a sense of generosity. Wanting to give people another chance could be on the agenda, but just take care not to trust anyone who hasn’t earned it. That fool born every minute could sometimes be a Goat. Just don’t let it be you, cupcake.

Feb 7, 2024… Dang, Cap, you may just be bringing spicy back! With a Moon in Cap conjunct Venus and trine Uranus in Taurus, you may be feeling mad confident and hot as hell. Your heart and head could be working together for once to help guide your choices, and whether or not you have a partner, you’ll definitely be tapping into some sensual vibes today. Use that power-punch of confidence to rule this day, Cappy!

Feb 6, 2024… The forecast could call for a clusterflock of energy today, Cappy. With a Moon in Cap trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find your wires crossed today. Difficulty concentrating could have you wanting to give a giant finger to the Universe, but shifting into a slower pace might be a better use of your energy. Taking the time to listen carefully. Take your time moving through tasks, and double-check any directions you may receive. There’s no guarantee that this will prevent miscommunication or misfires entirely, but it could certainly help. If your own messages get befuddled, remember that you won’t be the only one struggling to communicate, and give the rest of the Zodiac the benefit of the doubt, too. We’re all only human, after all, sweet Goat.

Feb 5, 2024… Hope you ate your Wheaties, Cappy, because today’s vibes call for a phenomenal power boost. Think energy, willpower, and passion. Your tendency to be assertive could be balanced with diplomacy, thanks to the vibes reflected by the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. Instead of stomping on the toes of all around you while you get stuff done, you’ll likely be a motivational force. Whether you focus that force on work or your personal life will be entirely your call. Why not both? Stay hydrated, my friend, and enjoy the easy flow of power today.