Category: Capricorn AV

Oct 31, 2023… In case you haven’t heard lately, staying well is super important, Capricorn. How have you been feeling lately? Health — mental, physical, and spiritual — is vital for a happy life. If you don’t take care of that temple of yours, you can be sure as hell that nobody else will. Make this day a wellness check-in day. If you’ve been craving something, feeling under the weather, etc., take time to figure out what the root cause is and take care of your health, gosh darnit! XOXO.

Oct 30, 2023… Well, hello, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. We meet again. Okay, well, Capricorns probably won’t be running into a mad scientist with a split-personality, but thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, you could be in for some two-faced d-bags raining on your parade. Fear not, my Goat friend, for the actions of others shan’t matter to you one bit. Try not to sweat too much over the backstabbers and double-dealing ho bags in your life. They’re not even worth the skin off your elbow! Keep grooving to your own music and tell Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hide to talk to the hand. As you were, Capricorn. As you were.

Oct 29, 2023… This day could feel a lot like taking a bath in rubbing alcohol after getting paper cuts on 95% of your body. Not. Pleasant. But it doesn’t HAVE to be, Capricorn. Luckily, if you’ve stayed on top of issues and have been working to face them, you may find that this turns out better than you thought it would. However, if you’ve been avoiding things like the plague (um, literally and metaphorically this year) then, well, you’ve made your bath, now get it in it! Either way, there’s a lesson to be learned. When you decide to take control over what you CAN change, you ultimately help yourself. Show off your horns and charge at your problems, Goat.

Oct 28, 2023… Who’ll be adulting like mad today? That would be you, Cappy. The energy of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will have you vibing on the personal growth train. Making good decisions and showing that you can, in fact, be a boss. Maybe you tackle a project you’ve been putting off. Maybe you just haul your depressed butt out of bed and take a shower. Whatever step you take forward will likely pay off in a big way. Go on, you badass you!

Oct 27, 2023… Rainbows, unicorns, sunny happy sunshine — today’s vibe will be like you swallowed the entire collection of Lisa Frank with your morning coffee. On any other day, it might trigger your own gag reflex, but with the sun shining out of your fine butt on this Friday, you likely won’t mind the invigorating happy bunny energy. The powerful vibes of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron may have you feeling like it’ll be a good day to go all in, but you’ll need to wait just a dang minute. Instead, make sure that any decisions you make today are carefully considered against your goals. Will it move you forward or set you back? Trust your intuition on the way to making your dreams come true. Go be magical, Cap!

Oct 26, 2023… If adulting feels like a roller coaster you never wanted to ride in the first dang place today, join the club. Well, it’s really more like a support group. Hello, I’m a Cap, and I want off this fracking ride. Same, Cap… same. Today you could be feeling like you don’t have any control over your life. No, you can’t control what life throws at you, but you sure as heck can choose what to do with it. So pull on your grownup underwear (maybe bring an extra pair for life’s unexpected twists), and figure out what you can change and what you can’t. The incoming Moon in Aries vibe could throw some surprises your way, but the day you’ll have will depend on what you do. Make it a fabulous one.

Oct 25, 2023… Today will be brought to you by the letters F and U. The energy of the Moon in Pisces opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune could have Cappy feeling moody and broody — just don’t be rude-y. The Universe won’t be trying to do you sideways, but it may feel that way. Use any lingering frustration and turmoil to your advantage by learning from it. Disappointment could point toward unrealistic expectations. Bitterness could reveal old wounds that need healing. Channeling today’s energy for healing will help you move toward your goals without the need for deploying any of those handy f-bombs. The more you know, the more you’ll grow.

Oct 24, 2023… Capricorns tend to be about as excited for change as most people are about a colonoscopy. Today, excitement and new feelings could be in store. While Goats often get a bit tied down by resisting change — like literally change of any type gives them indigestion — try embracing the vibes of newness. Don’t fight the vibes! Instead, embrace change. Maybe it’s about time for some growing pains. Expand your horizons! Explore new territory! Work with the vibes to grow and let go of the old and outdated. Sometimes you gotta clean out your fridge and get rid of the moldy blueberries that got shoved to the back, you know? Sure, change isn’t necessarily easy, but it can be rejuvenating and a nice “change” of pace (LOL. See what I did there?). Embrace it. Throw out the moldy fruit, Cap.

Oct 23, 2023… Capricorns are usually peace-lovers — fighting only for power and prosperity. Until you make them angry. Then? Run far, far away, dude. The vibes surrounding Caps will be all about emotions and higher thinking. While that’s great, it could also lead to rash decisions, so stay cool. An angry Goat isn’t exactly a chill creature who thinks before acting. Honestly, orange is not the new black and it’s usually not a good color on a Capricorn, so committing murder in a fit of rage will be off the table today. Sorry! On the other side of things, positive emotions and inspired ideas can be great guides for doing good deeds and being a positive force in the world.

Oct 22, 2023… “Pour some sugar on me!” That’s not just a rocking 80s song, it’s also a Capricorn’s wildest fantasy. Mixing food with pleasure? Heck to the yes. Okay — so your real wildest fantasy serves up both on your desk as CEO. Yum! See, Capricorns aren’t always all about the work — you need to give into your earthy nature from time to time. With the spicy vibes that will be floating in the air today, things could get a little, well, hot. Whether you’re tango-ing with two, partying with several others, or dancing by yourself, you deserve to enjoy some pleasure. It’s actually a great stress relief! The vibes are in your favor, Cap.

Oct 21, 2023… Snap! That could be the sound of you finally losing your ship if you don’t take charge of your impulses today. Your nature to climb to the top is awesome — except when you’re playing with fire and burning everything to the ground. Energy will be shifting as the Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto, trine Uranus in Taurus and square the Sun and Mercury in Libra today, and your boundaries could crumble far too easily if you abandon restraint in favor of indulging the more unruly side of your passions. Love yourself? Yes! Trust yourself with this crazy energy? Maybe not so much. Take it easy and embrace the shift!

Oct 20, 2023… Feeling all the feels today will likely make you want to battle your way through it all. Yikes, Cappy. So. Many. Emotions. Directing energy toward resisting the way you feel will only prolong it. With the Moon in Cap trine Venus in Virgo and Jupiter in Taurus, some of your energy may shift and normalize, but don’t be surprised if an old loss resurfaces. You want what you want, but today may just serve up a reality check that could help you finally go get it — if you let it.