Category: Capricorn AV

Dec 26, 2023… Oh, look. It’s “no-ing” outside. Cap, with the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could feel a burning desire to be stubborn as heckin with an extra splash of laziness. Say what?! If “I’d do the thing, but it sounds like effort, so no” ends up coming out of your mouth this Tuesday, don’t be too surprised. While it’s invaluable to be able to say “no” when you’re overextended, it’s also not great to give into stubborn laziness and blow off your need-to-do’s. Find a balance between the extremes, Goat.

Dec 25, 2023… Rubbing your hands together in glee could be weird but marginally acceptable. The maniacal laugh though? Well, it might have people shifting slowly away from you at the holiday dinner or keeping their distance in traffic. I’m just saying: it might be a little weird. Also scary (but quite effective for social distancing, not that I think about it). But, hey, you do you. With the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you may be feeling the urge to start something new. Could be a new romance. Could be a project. As a Capricorn, you’ll never be lacking in initiative, but you’ll likely feel a punch of good luck to go with it today. Embarking on a new adventure could be just what you need. Enjoy a strong start to something new, and don’t be afraid to dream big, Cap.

Dec 24, 2023… No, you will not Keep Calm and Carry On. Capricorns have rarely have chill, and today likely won’t be any different. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find that your mind will be a mish mosh of swirling thoughts and emotions that can’t be easily expressed without using some of the patience you keep in short supply. You may not Keep Calm, but you do have a tendency to power through obstacles like a boss, mowing down any that get in your way. You could even consider that your superpower. Use that kinetic energy to communicate your feelings, and you might clear the way for a more romantic energy to move in, Cappy.

Dec 23, 2023… Is that the sound of your gears grinding? Yea, yes… I think it is… or I forgot to turn off the blender… So many ideas, so little time, am I right, Cappy? You may be feeling a shift from thinking into doing as the Moon in Taurus conjuncts Uranus and opposes Venus in Scorpio. Your natural tendency to absorb information like a sponge will help you take a plan and make it into an achievable goal. If you find yourself starting to overthink it, get the hell out of your own head and don’t let worries break your stride. Just take a first step — no matter how small. Not only could it help ease the overthinking, but it could help you find the path you’ve been looking for.

Dec 22, 2023… When they say the struggle is real, there are no lies detected. You could be wanting to play while knowing that you need to get stuff done and be responsible. What to do, what to do? Well, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, you’ll likely feel a powerful pull toward doing whatever your intuition tells you to do. There won’t be a lot of room for doubt today. Finding a way to balance your urge to play with your need to do all the things will help you navigate the day without losing your ever-loving mind. Applying your keen focus to knocking out tasks quickly could free up time for you to play and dream the day away. Turn this Friday into a Fri-yay, Cappy, by using your keen focus to level the hell up and have it all!

Dec 21, 2023… Were you bitten by a radioactive spider? Are you secretly an Avenger? Because your spidey-senses might be on fire today, Cappy. With the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag the vibes will be strong to trust your gut and learn some stuff. Being open to new experiences and life lessons could help you learn about yourself and your relationships while also helping you reach some goals. Just be careful to avoid giving your trust where it hasn’t been earned. A fool might be born every minute, but you are NOT one of them.

Dec 20, 2023… Hey, Cappy, you could be looking as fierce as your temper. Rawr! The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag. If you can put a lid on your wicked hot temper, you’ll find that this day could feel like cruising on a hot day with the top down. Easy, breezy, and you could even get lucky (take that however you want). Don’t let that explosive temper melt down this day, though. Tempted to blow up on a noisy neighbor? Pop a chocolate in (your mouth, not theirs — though sharing IS caring) and remind yourself that a peaceful life can be pretty sweet. Throw a mental glitter bomb at haters and keep on shining.

Dec 19, 2023… Cappy, you are not afraid to face your problems, but fueling the flames could burn down the whole town. Sure, you’ll take on the Universe. Sounds like a fun time. On the downside, with a bunch of Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap energy today, you may become rather irritable and lash out at the people around you if the Universe turns out to be not-so-challenging (or more challenging than you predicted). You can’t roundhouse kick the Universe. The battle today will be emotional and mental, if you so choose to accept this quest. Don’t get too frustrated, dear Cap, because you’ve got the skills to own this Tuesday. Optimism? Heckin yeah. Determination? Check. Rearing for a fight? Surely. Emotional intelligence? Well, this vibe can help you work on that… Get your inner steam engine ready, because you will be like the Energizer Bunny once you get going. Still, you’re a winner… so get on out into the world because you are simply incredible.

Dec 18, 2023… Surprises and Monday sound like a match made in hell, but don’t make any snap judgments about this day. Not going to lie, the energy will be weird as heck. The vibes will be zany, unexpected, and … well, Manic Monday might not just be a cool 80s song. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be fun. Stay open to the possibilities, and let your natural sense of wonder and enthusiasm enchant you. While the rest of the Zodiac might be asking WTAF, you’ll be waiting in delicious anticipation of whatever this day might hold, Cappy. Grab some popcorn and wait for the entertainment to begin.

Dec 17, 2023… Signing papers, remembering to walk the dog, balancing the checkbook, weed whacking, buying a practical gift for your cousin’s Zoom wedding to her cat… all the things boring adults do on a Sunday. Today you could find them fun and engaging and be feeling full adulting powers — communicating with maturity, shelving the snark (temporarily at any rate), leading like a boss, and even doing a little grownup flirting if you so choose (with consent). Your badassery knows no bounds today, Cappy, with the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. Go forth and adult, awesome You!

Dec 16, 2023… Like an extra paycheck you weren’t expecting but get to keep, Saturday’s energy will be ripe for awesome surprises. With the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, expect the surprises to be of the practical variety — useful help, needed gifts, and general goodwill. Your tendency to see the best in people could be richly rewarded today with acts of kindness that could have you wanting to show some kindness of your own. Go get your Satur-yay on, Cappy!

Dec 15, 2023… Say what? Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, communication could be a… royal pain in the butt. You may want to launch the ones you love into outer space so they’ll leave you the hell alone, but letting them know what you need could help you get those needs met without damaging the relationships that mean the most. Your craving for space and freedom could have you contemplating a mental health day, a short road trip, a meditation session — anything to get you out of your routine. Find a way to give yourself what you need while keeping your finger holstered and any f-bombs undeployed for a much easier day, Cappy.