Category: Gemini AV

Dec 31, 2023… Gem, did you know that firefighters are considered one of the hottest workers out there? (I just made that up, but personal experience says it’s true). Well, you could become a firefighter putting out flames after a dragon attack this Sunday thanks to the vibes reflecting mucho emotional Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus. In short, the vibes will be splendid for resolving issues that have built up on your plate. Between your genius and these vibes, you’re sure to come up with some great solutions for problem solving. Get your hot firefighting on, Gemini!

Dec 30, 2023… Are you there, God? It’s me, Ego. Really, with the vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag, you could be feeling like a god or goddess this Saturday. Your ultimate challenge will likely be to keep your ego in check, Gem. Yes, you’re the cat’s meow. No, that doesn’t mean you’re the Ruler of the Universe or that you can boss around all living creatures like you’re their Maker. Channel the ego boosting vibes through the funnel of reality for the best recipe of feel good energies and potential for success. Your big dreams? Right at your fingertips if you channel your energy into them today. You are what you believe you are, Gemini.

Dec 29, 2023… Sharing someone else’s problem to help find a solution may seem like helping, not gossiping. Right? Wrong!!! Loose lips can sink ships today — even if you do it for what feels like the right reason, Gemini. With the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus, you could find it easier to express your own feelings, other people’s feelings, and inanimate object’s feelings. Yeahhh, try to make sure you don’t overshare things that aren’t your business. If you find you can’t trust yourself, keep cookies on hand. Tempted to tell someone else’s business? Open mouth, insert cookie. Problem solved!

Dec 28, 2023… So, today’s vibes — Nevermind. No, I don’t want to talk about it. It’s fine — I’m obviously joking, because I love talking about this, but you might not be in a joking mood if you let the aggressive energies from the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo turn you into a snippy monster of a Gemini. Outdo the aggressive vibes by firmly asserting that you will not be anyone’s wench, especially not the Universe’s. Reach beyond aggressive and channel assertion instead. That’ll get you a lot farther than aggression ever would. Sure, put your hoof down on the important things, but you can do that with the famous Gemini chill and not have to even raise your voice.

Dec 27, 2023… You could probably solve all the world’s problems before you’re done with your breakfast cereal, am I right, Gem? Hey, you’d at least give it the old college try or manage a truly engaging TED talk to right the world’s wrongs. Instead of going that hard, you could just use the energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries to solve what problems you can, and you might even find that you learn a thing or two during the day. Just don’t feel you have to stifle your normal bright energy with too much seriousness. Get your shine on, bright Gem. If someone else doesn’t like it, they can put on shades!

Dec 26, 2023… Forecast calls for Tantrum Tuesday. Strong stubborn vibes could be heading in from the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Just a little FYI, Gem, complaining about changes outside of your control might help you blow off a little steam but so could a belly laugh at whatever comes your way. Which would you rather try, in terms of release? You have the power to turn Tantrum Tuesday into Terrific Tuesday — Just saying! Get out there and catch each curveball like your horoscope gave you a head’s up and you knew they were coming! Wink, wink.

Dec 25, 2023… Geminis ooze intelligence like a kid blowing snot bubbles during math class. That said, the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces will be great for starting new projects, especially for the smarty-pants Bulls out there. No tissues required. Make the vibes your underpaid personal assistants by channeling them into productive projects and the best brainstorms this side of the North Pole has ever seen. You’ve got this, friend!

Dec 24, 2023… If today you feel unsure about how to express yourself, you could always try interpretive dance. For instance, a little striptease could be the not-so-subtle hint to your partner that you want to get laid, if words won’t suffice. Interpretive dance could have mixed reactions in the workplace, and nudity isn’t recommended (two letters: HR). Not in the mood for interpretive dance, Gem? Maybe just give yourself time, and the words will come. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find yourself at a loss for words. As things shift during the day into a more emotional vibe, you may be able to intimately connect without the need for interpretive movement (pfft what’s the fun in that??). Go, be light as a fairy and as a graceful as a swan, Twins.

Dec 23, 2023… A great teacher is also a good student. If I saw that on a fortune cookie, I’d probably barf a little rice in my mouth a little but if I’m honest, it’s not wrong. Gemini, embrace your inner teacher by seeking your outer student. Today’s vibes will be great for both learning and teaching thanks to the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio. Use the vibes to benefit from both sides of the coin and cash in on the benefits. Learn some and teach some, Twins.

Dec 22, 2023… Like Octomom at the County Fair with all her gazillion kids, you could feel pulled in a thousand different directions this Friday, Gemini. While your essence might be telling you to split into a thousand versions of yourself so you can accomplish all the things, that’s not exactly realistic. Instead, focus on one thing at a time while the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap. Little by little you can accomplish a lot. Even if you don’t get EVERYTHING done today, you’ll get enough done. Rock by rock, the mountain will get moved.

Dec 21, 2023… Ever wanted to know what’s on the dark side of the moon? Well, Geminis could tell you that it’s literally just the other side of the moon and it’s not all that mystical. You know what is mystical, though? The intuitive vibes coming from the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag! Gem, scoop up this energy and apply them to some problem-solving this Thursday. A dash of intuition can go a long way in overcoming obstacles. Think. Dream. Get it done.

Dec 20, 2023… What’s a Gem’s favorite word? “Easy!” Well, actually it’s probably “Perfect!,” (both earnestly laden with occasional sarcasm and irony) but today it should be “easy.” Why? Well, because the Universe is giving out vibes labeled “easy things may come your way.” Why not scoop that up like it’s your new favorite flavor of ice cream? A dash of good luck with the smart vibes of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag — and things falling into place can be a great ingredient for (dare I say) a perfect recipe of success and accomplishment. Go forth and take what’s yours, Gemini.