Category: Gemini AV

  • Gemini 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… Look, I’m not saying your head is gonna explode this Thursday, but you could be in for an intelligence overload, Gemini. The Moon in Libra will be opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap, so essentially you could be peaking (mentally, that is) this afternoon. Know what that means? Instead of your problems forking you over, you get to fork your problems! Score! This intelligence galore will likely help you work out even your most stubborn problems and your brains will stay intact, Gem. Hallelujah!

  • Gemini 12-6-23

    Dec 6, 2023… No matter how great the lesson behind it, a boring lecture just isn’t gonna teach anybody squat — except maybe how to fall asleep in a desk. Gemini, the vibes this Wednesday with the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra will be ideal for helping someone by using your vast experiences to teach others. The biggest struggle you’ll face could be the delivery of the message. Get rid of that rigid stick up your butt and find some creative ways to bestow your knowledge! After all — you’ll be in your element, Gem. Hit humpday with style.

  • Gemini 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Be a no drama llama today, Gem. Lighting stuff up just to see it burn might be tempting if you think someone you love hasn’t been loyal or has been talking smack, but talking it out could help preserve your relationships. The vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus could promote feeling frustrated, but don’t let your first reaction trip you up. Instead, chill out, think it through, and learn to communicate instead of losing it. Your no drama stance could help you have an easier day than if you were to go nuclear because you’re feeling feisty. Be cool, Twins. You’ve got this in the bag.

  • Gemini 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Fork Mondays and fork feelings. And while we’re at it, fork the vibes today. You feel me, Gemini? Actually, you’ll probably be feeling A LOT of things thanks to the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag. Empathy abound! Instead of tucking your tail between your legs and hiding under the couch, why not try using the sensitive energies to help someone out today? I’m sure someone could really benefit from having you as a life coach, because… let’s face it — you’ve got it going ON — and you’ll get to channel your emotions into something you love.

  • Gemini 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Geminis may think that dealing with emotions is about as impossible as slamming a revolving door, but sometimes you just gotta go Incredible Hulk on that crud, rip the door from its frame, and slam it into the ground. The Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus and the vibes for dealing with emotions will be higher than all the hippies at Woodstock. All the hurts will likely be easier to talk about, though. The only thing stopping you from dealing with your emotions will be, well, you! Are you really gonna stand in your own way of progress? To heck with that, Gem! Do what you do best and become better than you were before. Keep improving yourself, including your emotional intelligence. Got emotional baggage to unpack? Good. The vibes today will be perfect for unloading that stuff. Yeet!

  • Gemini 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Know that feeling when you trip on your own clumsy feet and fall flat on your ass? Then you look around to make sure no one else saw? Yeah, that’s what’ll happen if you keep tripping over the past because you’re not looking where you’re going, Gemini. The Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Sag, and you’re losing your darn mind if you think the past has what you want. Your love and relationship focus makes you a strong partner — or a fool if you’re stuck replaying your personal uber-tragic-romantic song over and over. Use today’s strong energy to gain perspective, not to catapult yourself into the arms of an ex. Do NOT cyber stalk them on social media “just to see how they’re doing.” Instead, learn from the past. Get some practical perspective about how something helped you become the boss you are today.

  • Gemini 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… Ever wonder if clouds look down at people and think, “Wow, that one’s shaped like an idiot.” The thought has certainly crossed your mind at some point, I’m sure. If it hasn’t, it probably will today. The vibes of the Leo Moon trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus this Friday will likely reveal the immaturity of someone(s) around you and have Geminis pulling their hair out as they attempt to adult with the power of a thousand parents. It can be super exhausting to feel like the only grownup around, but you can get through another day. Put your brain to work and show the clouds what a champion-shaped human looks like. (Hint: It’s what you look like).

  • Gemini 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Warning: emotions ahead! Geminis may keep their emotional side hidden until safety is ensured, so the nurturing vibes of the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces coming at you today may be challenging. Like, you want to be loved but also you feel smothered. There’s a difference between wearing a jacket on a cool day vs wearing a snowsuit in the desert. Trying to explain this to people around you could be tough. You might come across as too frank — saying, “Get. The. Heck. OUT. Of. My. Face.” tends to, you know… push people away. Keep peace and love in mind, Gem.

  • Gemini 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… It’s about darn time the Universe gave Geminis a forking break. And what better time than on Hump Day? Good luck and smooth sailing could be on the schedule for you this Wednesday. Congrats! You’re a winner!! But only if you embrace the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces vibes and make efforts to make positivity work in your favor. Otherwise, it’ll just be a wasted opportunity for good fortune. We aren’t wasteful, are we, Twins?! Heck no. Get out there and shine you magnificent beast!

  • Gemini 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Oh holy effing ghost peppers on a hot plate!!! Did Gemini just stub their toe? Nope, colorful little lines like that could be coming out of your mouth thanks to the aggressive vibes floating down from the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Try to keep a cool head or you just might see red and stampede innocents. If you find yourself overheating, practice some relaxing visualizations or bury yourself in your favorite kind of work. You’re stronger than the vibes, Gem. Remember that.

  • Gemini 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Surprise, Gem! That’s not me talking, that’s the Universe. This Monday the Moon in Gemini will be opposing the Sun in Sag, meaning Bulls could be in for some unexpected news or information. You’ll just be going about your day and right when your guard begins to waiver — BAM! Truth bomb smacks you in the face. Now, this might be good news, so don’t despair of be afraid. This energy can bring a delightful vibe to spice up your day. Good luck, Gemini.

  • Gemini 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Fish are friends, not food. Okay, maybe they’re food sometimes, too. Gemini, the vibes this Sunday will be excellent for making new friends or even seeking out love interests thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Maybe you’ll fall in love with a Fishes (read: Pisces) or find a new pal to explore your interests with. Whether you’re in want of a friend or an extra special friend, the vibes will be in your favor. Get your socializing on, Gem!