Category: Gemini AV

Dec 19, 2023… Well, let’s just stick you in some dirt with Miracle Grow and some cow manure and see what comes of it, shall we? What happens when a Gemini evolves to the next level?! Well, thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap, we could just find out this Tuesday. Learning, growing, evolving — all that good stuff will be in the energies today. Slurp it up like a slushie from Seven Eleven and when you’re over the brainfreeze, you might just be excited at all the possibilities.

Dec 18, 2023… Did someone order a meat dragon made from fae flesh? No? Are you SURE? Gemini, the vibes in the air today will be quirky AF with a side of WTF. Prepare thyself for the strangest of occurrences with some energy from Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio, hanging in the atmosphere. If things seem to go a little sideways, you can use the vibes to have some fun and go with the funky flow. Things might not go exactly according to plan, but that’ll be okay. You can find ways to adjust! Now, to figure out where to put this meat dragon…

Dec 17, 2023… As though you’re stuck in a “People of WalMart” photo reel, you could be in for some interesting meet-ups this Sunday. Don’t judge the weirdos, even if they are walking around in giraffe pajamas and crocs, Gem. Instead, take a page out of their book and learn how to live life a little outside the box. You could benefit from seeing what the cardboard cube looks like from a different angle. Inside isn’t always better. Challenge yourself and your own biases, even if it stings a little because, let’s face it, you probably like a little pain with your pleasure anyway. Embrace the vibes coming from the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. Put away the judgements and open your mind to new people and new possibilities!

Dec 16, 2023… Surprise! The Moon in Aquarius will square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today. Don’t sweat it. We’re not talking about the sort of surprise where the Universe yells “Happy Birthday!” and shoves a rusty wooden spoon up your booty (yikes). Quite the opposite, actually. The little wonders this fine December day will most likely be good and have great potential for being useful. Take the miracles as they come, Gem. Oh, happy day! (Note: no spoons or rear ends were injured in the creation of this horoscope)

Dec 15, 2023… Therapist to Gemini: What do we do when we feel a need for space?
Gem: Go holiday shopping until we feel better.
Therapist: …No.
If this feels like you today, you’re not alone. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, going out to load up on new shoes might seem preferable to dealing with the bull-shirt of misunderstandings and feeling smothered by everyone else. But shopping won’t be the answer (I mean, it is AN answer… and a tempting one at that… but not the best one). You’ll be better served to focus instead on taking care of you and thinking before you speak rather than going into debt with retail therapy. I mean, maybe one add to cart wouldn’t hurt. Or just grab a Snickers. Do you, Gem.

Dec 14, 2023… Nobody peed in your cornflakes, Gemini (I hope). That’d just be the vibes coming from the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. Though the vibes may not be easy, you can still make today whatever you want it to be. To survive the pee-pocalypse, try avoiding pointless arguments. There may be some disagreements that allow for getting things out in the open and healing and those can be good. But don’t go screaming at people over little things, you dig me? Let’s reach for peace, love, and healing this Thursday, sweet Gem.

Dec 13, 2023… Beaming from ear to ear, Geminis could seem like they’re on happy pills this Wednesday. Like, I’ll have what they’re having! The vibes today will be productive (times 1,000) which means projects can more easily get wrapped up with neat, little bows — just how Gems like it! With the Moon in Cap’s multiple aspects, you could even feel a little frisky with all these good vibes going around. Eat it up, my friend. For astrology’s sake, you’re overdue for a dose of the goodness!

Dec 12, 2023… Like a narcissist in a fun house thinking darn-I-look-good one minute to what-the-actual-fork the next, today’s energy could inspire some pretty powerful and divided reactions. Your battle for balance could have you overcorrecting if you don’t try to keep some perspective, Gemini. With the Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun, the feels will be abundant, but if you can keep an eye on the big picture, you’ll likely be better able to use the powerful energy to exercise that legendary judgment of yours and get through this day with style. Channel that yogi spirit and go show this day how it’s done!

Dec 11, 2023… Awkward Gem! As the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces, Taureans could experience some interesting, electric vibes that turn their brains a little sideways. While you could spend the day trying to figure out which way is up, you might instead embrace a little weirdness. Things may not go according to your plan, but this rollercoaster ride could actually be fun. And perhaps looking at things from that upside down loop can help you see things from a new perspective. Embrace the weird!

Dec 10, 2023… Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters? Well sorry Gem, but I don’t think Ghostbusters can help you through this Sunday’s resurgence of old phantoms from your past. That crud will be yours to own and learn from today. And I promise, it won’t be as impossible as it may sound thanks to the vibes reflecting from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces. It’s about time for some healing and moving forward. In fact, this Sunday will be great for sewing up those past gaping wounds so that you can move forward. Happier. Healthier. Amazingly you. Sounds fantastic, don’t ya think, Gemini?

Dec 9, 2023… Did someone lace your brownies? No, Gemini (uh, not that I know of). That feeling your experiencing could be the chill vibes in the air. Today will be full of super carefree energies thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, and you will likely find yourself relaxing and maybe even wanting to let loose. GASP! Unfortunately, this could have the opposite intended effect and you might get super paranoid and overly anxious. Don’t force it. Let yourself mellow out, Gem. You’ve earned some R&R for the weekend! It’s good to relax. Let it be.

Dec 8, 2023… Love it up the Gemini way today! The Moon in Libra will square Pluto in Cap, which means your special brand of comfortable love will be extra emphasized by the vibes this Friday. Rejoice in these energies and show love through kind, helpful acts. And by “love” I mean you could help anyone you don’t totally hate. After all, you never know when a kind act could earn you a new minion or two. Love abounds and if you add in your superpower of being the very bestest at knowing how to serve the greater good, you could rule this vibe, Twins! Rock on.