Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-9-26

    Like a stray bit of tinsel stuck to your behind, you may be feeling emotionally attached to a plan you’ve made. You could get a little iffy about compromise with this vibe, Pisces, but sometimes plans get twisted by life. Instead of clinging desperately to the plan you made while life goes sideways, consider making a new plan. Today will be strong for love, which will help you focus on your priorities, making it easier to make the right choice for you. Maybe let go of the plan that’s flailing in favor of going with the flow and finding a new one. Now go enjoy the start of something new!

  • Aquarius 4-9-26

    Universe: Here, have some responsibilities (shoves them into WB’s face) Aquarius: Oh, uh, no thank you. I’ve had quite enough of these this year (Slides them under their bed). Aquarius, you could be in charge of taking care of some important issue or problem today. Once you get to it, you’ll do it like a Boss just like you do everything. Use the vibes to power up, take charge, and then take action to propel you into what will hopefully be a better, kinder season to us all. After you’ve done your duties, you can have a snack and take a nap. How does that sound, buddy?

  • Capricorn 4-9-26

    No one wants to see “professional jerk” on a resume. That’s not exactly a special skill. Sometimes, being an assertive self-starter can come across as being a big fat jerkface when you don’t take care with your delivery, Cappy. Today you may be in charge of conflict resolution at work or in your personal life. Own it the badass you are, but don’t be cocky about it. The vibe today will be all about resolving conflict and feeling the love. Get those problems taken care of, so you can truly connect with the people you care about without the headache of drama. Go get em, Cap!

  • Sagittarius 4-9-26

    Like a developing brain-eating virus being scrutinized under a microscope, Sagittarians could feel like they’re at the center of attention this Thursday. Will you feel smothered or will you embrace today’s vibes? That will be up to you, Saggy. Maybe it’s about time someone pampered you and takes care of you! And if nobody steps up to care for you — because let’s be honest, people kinda suck — perhaps you can turn the vibes onto yourself. You deserve some R&R, don’t ya? That was a rhetorical question. You don’t have a say in this. The answer is yes. Period. So, if someone starts doting on you, you don’t have to put up a resistance. You can also totally dote on yourself, though. There’s no need to wait for someone else to step up. Get your warmth on!

  • Scorpio 4-9-26

    Love will be in the air, so go ahead and take big greedy gulps, Scorpio! Today’s energy could have you feeling powered up, so go ahead and embrace that bravery and spill your heart out today! Whether you’ve been craving romance or just really want to show gratitude to someone you care about who has been especially kind to you (a friend, family, your pet iguana, etc.), the vibes today will be perfect for doing something plucky to show how you feel! Wear your heart on your sleeve — not literally, though, because then you’d probably be dead and that would suck because then you couldn’t read these awesome horoscopes anymore… So, embrace the loving nurturing vibes and use them to go confidently in the direction of your dreams and stuff.

  • Libra 4-9-26

    Go on and post that selfie that makes you look like the baddest boss around. You look good, and you know it, and when you get put in charge of a big problem, you’ll feel confident enough to tackle it without as much as a flicker. The vibe will be strong for attention, love, and nurturing, but it may also help you focus in on solutions. Take the recognition that comes your way by skipping the humble brag and going straight to the part where you show that you’re one of the best in the Zodiac for kicking tail and taking names. You do you, and you’ll shine bright like a diamond. Go ring in this new year being fabulous, Scales.

  • Virgo 4-9-26

    You know those people who literally poop themselves when their fast food order comes out wrong? Well, that could be Virgo today. Vs can get emotionally attached to certain outcomes, especially vibes like today’s going around. Use your ability to bounce back from setbacks and maybe a dash of humor to get over yourself and any failed expectations. Why not laugh about the things that don’t go your way? No temper tantrums in the middle of Burger King, okay? Enjoy the ride, Virgo.

  • Leo 4-9-26

    Grab your crown and settle into your throne of shells, Leo, because you could be in charge of taking care of important issues this Thursday. All Hail the Ruler of the Galaxy! Okay, back it up. If people look to you as an advisor, don’t let it go to your head. Being the center of attention as a guru and guide could serve to stoke your ego and over-excite that little chant in the back of your brain that screams out. Try not to let that little voice take over, Lion. There are more ways to rule than there are ways to chop off a tyrant’s head. Keep that in mind while you lend an ear and pass on your well of wisdom like the boss you are.

  • Cancer 4-9-26

    All you need is love… It’s a great song, but maybe The Beatles left out a few other things you might actually need, Cancer. Like healthy boundaries. And good communication. Self-awareness. Realistic expectations. The vibes today will be strong for love and attention. Which sounds awesome, but your need for connection could be dangerous if you don’t keep in mind that love needs to come with some other things, too. What you want matters. For love. For work. For your life. Heck, yes, I’m saying love yourself and don’t just settle for whatever love and attention happens to come your way.

  • Gemini 4-9-26

    Keep calm? How about you go smudge yourself with your Carry On nonsense because this Gemini has had enough nonsense! Indeed… it could be said that Geminis can get a tad bit stubbornly attached to certain outcomes. If things start going sideways, they may slap the big red button and then wanna slap the nearest twenty people. Sometimes storms arise and delay your plans and That Is Actually Okay. Instead of using your energy in a nuclear meltdown of insane proportions, use your brain to reevaluate and move forward. Your goal may still be achievable, even if there are a few detours along the way.

  • Taurus 4-9-26

    Put away the poop emoji, adjust your horns, and bring out all the heart eyes, my Bull-a-licious friend. You’ll be feeling all the lovey energy. The vibes will be strong for love and attention. Your romantic nature will thrive on the receiving end of some TLC, Taurus. You may also find yourself in charge of a problem, but your powerful self-starting skills will have you solving it and moving through this Thursday without breaking your mighty stride.

  • Aries 4-9-26

    Drinking in attention like a sailor in a singles bar could be one way to use today’s strong vibes. All eyes might be on you, but keep in mind that attraction doesn’t always equate to a healthy relationship. The energy will be strong for love and caring, which Aries will thrive on, but take caution with the ease of your attachments. Use your natural discernment to focus your fierce love on the people who will cherish it, in platonic and romantic relationships. You deserve that.