Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-7-26

    Screw being the master of multitasking! Who cares if you can keep all the balls in the air if all you do is juggle all the damn time? Your focus may be moving in the direction of wellness, Pisces. Take a few deep breaths. Meditate. Focus on one task at a time. When you shift your attention away from doing all the things to being present, you’ll likely feel a weight shift off your shoulders, too. Your body knows what you need if you’ll just listen to it.

  • Aquarius 4-7-26

    In case you haven’t heard lately, staying well is super important, Aquarius. How have you been feeling lately? Health — mental, physical, and spiritual — is vital for a happy life. If you don’t take care of that temple of yours, you can be sure as hell that nobody else will. Make this day a wellness check-in day. If you’ve been craving something, feeling under the weather, etc., take time to figure out what the root cause is and take care of your health, gosh darnit! XOXO.

  • Capricorn 4-7-26

    Running like it’s the zombie apocalypse will be one option to address today. Maybe no one will be after eating your brains (um, I really hope not), but getting moving with a little physical activity may help you feel a little better. Chair yoga, a few quick stretches, or your favorite water sport could all be good options, time permitting, to put a little motivation into this Tuesday. You, Cappy, may find it easy to tackle at least one health goal today.

  • Sagittarius 4-7-26

    Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Saggy, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Unfortunately, often times Sagittarians struggle with their mental well-being. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

  • Scorpio 4-7-26

    How’s it going, Scorpio? How are you feeling, really? The vibes today will be all about checking in with your body and making sure it’s getting all the vital nutrients, exercise, and massages that it could possibly need. After all, as far as current technology goes, this is the only body you’re getting in this lifetime. So take care of it. Eat healthy, be kind to yourself, and exercise if you can. Maybe try some new self-care routines. Or, like, any self-care. At all. Ever. Do what you gotta do to help your body be the best that it can be. That way, you can be the best version of you! Your future starts today. What are you waiting for?

  • Libra 4-7-26

    Walking from one task to the next like the house is on fire could keep your heart rate up, but never slowing down may not be the best approach to overall wellness. Instead of doing all the things like the Little Red Hen on speed, Libra, working in a little downtime or well-paced work could help you achieve without over-achieving and running on fumes. Try not to multitask when you eat a meal. Enjoy each bite. Work in some self-care time as well as time for the people (or pets) you love. Where you’re going is much less important than how you get there. The energy will flow well when you focus on health and wellness over stats and goals. You matter as much (more!) as any goal you achieve.

  • Virgo 4-7-26

    Self-care is a thing and you may be neglecting it, big time, Virgo. While you’re off ruling the world, your mind and body may be running at their limits. Slow it down and then hit the brakes, V, because this today will be officially deemed self-care awareness Tuesday! Who declared that? Well, me, obviously. I’m clearly an authority figure here. Now, ask yourself these questions: Have I been giving my mind enough rest? How about my body? Sure, it’s important to chase your passions, but it’s also important to make sure your body and mind aren’t being totally wrecked by your need for going ten thousand miles an hour, y’know? Take the time to check in with yourself. Deal?

  • Leo 4-7-26

    If you’ve been totally ignoring your health like most people, then congrats because this Monday’s vibes will be perfect for a wake up call and health check-in, Leo. Take a break and listen to your body. I mean, really listen. Whether you haven’t been eating right, exercising at all, or maybe haven’t had time to properly de-stress, health neglect can take a huge toll on your mental and physical well-being. Even if only for a few moments, ask your body what it needs. You’ll be glad you do.

  • Cancer 4-7-26

    If your idea of fitness is fittin this whole slice of pizza in your mouth, I feel you. I freaking love pizza. I mean, I wouldn’t marry it or anything… I mean, and get sauce on my dress? But pizza-love is a real and beautiful thing. But today, your focus may shift over into the arena of wellness, Crabby. Want to eat better, making healthier choices? Get a friend on board so you can cheer each other on and talk each other out of the junk food aisle of the grocery store. Want to up your spiritual game? Snag a friend to attend church with you or to do a daily gratitude practice. Think fresh, delicious produce, more energy, and fitness that also manages to be fun. And pizza sometimes, too, because Cancers love a fun and delicious life!

  • Gemini 4-7-26

    Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Gemini? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Gem. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need. This message has been brought to you by Mom Friends Stand United (Don’t bother looking that up. It’s not a real thing. Probably.).

  • Taurus 4-7-26

    Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that, am I right? Taurus starts stuff. It’s what you do. Being the go-to person to help out friends, family, and work colleagues can wear you the hell out. A me-day may be in order today to recoup. Spend some time taking care of your own needs for once. If that seems lazy to you, remember that sometimes you need to lead by example, and if getting some self-care, taking a nap, and treating yourself to a favorite meal will help others, who are you to argue, right?? Take one for the team, and maybe someone will even follow.

  • Aries 4-7-26

    Carrying all those big emotions around can be pretty dang draining, Ram. The energy may shift the focus to healthy stuff. While you may roll your eyes at the mind/body/soul lecture, it’s all connected, and you could really use some self-care time to take care of you. Take a mental health day if you can. Or a long lunch. Find a way to listen to what your body needs from you today. Those big emotions could use a big frigging break (so could you). Go do you. The rest of the Zodiac can manage.