Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-8-26

    The tablet with the world’s slowest WI-FI connection may not be the only thing needing a restart today. Expect signals to get crossed and for technology to be more frustrating than usual, Pisces. Try to keep it simple when attempting to get other messages across. This might not be the best energy for discussing a relationship status or negotiating a raise, but it could be a fantastic vibe to sit back, listen, and learn.

  • Aquarius 4-8-26

    They say curiosity killed the cat, but actually confusion is what did in the poor thing. And that’s why being confused sucks. In order to clear up the mind fog, you could try taking a power nap, using some deep breathing exercises, organizing a rally of your three remaining brain cells, or something else along those lines. Whatever you do, just try not to get frustrated with yourself. Breathe through it and you will get through it. The fog will lift sooner than you think if you can overcome how flipping frustrating the confusion is. Keep calm and carry on, Aquarius.

  • Capricorn 4-8-26

    Throwing your laptop out the window, beating the absolute crap out of the office printer, or running over your phone with your car repeatedly after the battery died for the umpteenth time may not be the best way to handle frustrations with tech today. Want to survive the day? Don’t rely on texting or DMs to get your point across. Avoid misunderstandings by making a phone call or having a face-to-face interaction. Not an in-your-face face-to-face, Cappy. Your tone in text could be misinterpreted as aggressive today, so have a conversation and remember to keep your cool no matter how steamed you get when dealing with others, and you’ll have an awesome day!

  • Sagittarius 4-8-26

    That awkward moment where you buy your kid nephew a cool talking robot from Wish, but it turns out that its catchphrases are all from adult movies? Well, similar awkwardness may be experienced as Sagittarians could be dealing with some crossed wires, tech problems, and issues in miscommunication this Wednesday. Try not to sweat the little bloopers, though. You can laugh those off and mark them down as an inside joke for future reference. While there won’t always be a way to avoid every little mishap, keep in mind that little things really can become laughable moments. And even if something does blow up, you’ll have the ability to deal with it and come out the other side of the explosion like in one of those cool action movies.

  • Scorpio 4-8-26

    Hey, Scorpio, the Universe called and It said “Cash me ousside! How bow dat?” Whatever that means??? Apparently, you could be in for some learning experiences today. Get ready to have you street smarts tested, Scorpsters, because this won’t be an easy pop quiz on first grade vocabulary. We’re talking some real world lessons, here, buddy. Your perspective will make or break you when it comes to the hard hitting lessons that the Universe may toss your way. Take on the challenge and turn it into a learning adventure rather than a nightmare where you go to school in only your underwear. Make like a sponge and soak up what knowledge you can before this year finally gets the heck outta here. You never know when life’s little lessons may come in handy in the future. Get learned!

  • Libra 4-8-26

    If you’ve ever been tempted to throw a computer or phone out the window or smash it all to pieces, you’ll be well-prepared for the technical cluster-fluff of this day. But replacing your television, phone, or laptop will likely be an unnecessary experience today. Wires may get crossed in more than just your conversations, and Wi-Fi may feel about as reliable as dial-up. Sit down, take a walk, breathe. Do something to shake loose that sense of powerlessness. Learn a new way of doing something or focus on a different task while waiting for technology to behave. The day won’t be lost if the wi-fi goes down. You can jot your resolutions down in ink like it’s the olden days. Come up with a new plan, and then finish the day like a boss, Libra.

  • Virgo 4-8-26

    Technology is great… until it isn’t. Virgo, you could feel like slam dunking your phone into the toilet or tossing your computer in the trash as tech issues get carried in on the vibes this Tuesday. You might try taking a technology vacation if you can. Turn off the phone, walk away from the computer, and maybe even enjoy some nature, IDK. There’s more to the world than technology, you know? If you get angry at your phone, tablet, smart TV or whatever, don’t go all “Hulk smash” on your stuff. Instead, take that as a signal to go do something else with your life. When’s the last time you touched a real book? Did you know libraries still exist with curbside pickups??? This Wednesday, try putting the technology on pause (It’s probably gonna be on the fritz anyway) and do something non-tech related. The possibilities are endless!

  • Leo 4-8-26

    Grab your notebook and get your spicy school uniform out of the closet, because today will likely be full of learning experiences! Will that be a good thing? Maybe! That will be up to you, Leo. The face smack from the Universe today might throw some hard lessons at you, but that doesn’t mean you’ve gotta stand there and take a dodgeball to the face. Tap into your passionate nature and use it to take on today’s lessons like you’re preparing for an intergalactic battle with space androids! I’m placing my bets on you, Lion.

  • Cancer 4-8-26

    Cancers love connecting. I mean, you really want to connect. Like, to the freaking Internet. Sometime today. If Wi-Fi goes haywire or your computer acts like it caught the plague or Facebook decides to do the millionth update just when you were posting a status, you may be tempted to curse technology like a sailor on shore leave… or a parent stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night, on the stairs, naked. Just be warned, communication may misfire today. Try to make a connection in real life instead — make a new friend, immerse yourself in nature, connect with who you are at your core. Sure, you can tell Alexa to go smudge herself. It might get you some interesting and entertaining search results. But it might be a better use of your time to put down the technology for once and try something new. So, don’t fret, pet.

  • Gemini 4-8-26

    “You fill out those jeans really well!” “Are you calling me fat?!” Uggghhhhh, miscommunication may be in your future today, Gemini. Try not to pull out your hair, though! And, please, don’t kill the village idiot. They’re kinda funny. Instead, practicing patience and being able to walk away if things get heated could be just the ticket to getting you through the miscommunication madness. Not everyone will always be on the same page with you. Nor can everyone keep up with the speed of your mind. Keep that at the forefront of your brain when dealing with people today. And if someone gets super salty over a misunderstanding, it’s okay to walk away. I mean, let’s be honest, here. When you go to a battle of wits against an idiot, nobody wins. Save your energy and just walk away. Stay chill and don’t poison anyone’s coffee, Twins. No matter how badly they annoy you.

  • Taurus 4-8-26

    Hell-to-the-aww-heck-no may be impressive non-swearing, but it won’t help you fix whatever gadget just went haywire with the wonky vibes today. Miscommunication in general will be in the air today, and without a handy gas mask, you may just have to deal with it. Step carefully when wading into arguments today, or you’ll be cleaning your boots later. Use the misfiring of communication to learn something new — about technology, about yourself, about others. Stick to your precious high road by helping where you can, surrendering where you can’t, and learning whatever will help you get through this day like the fearless Bulls that Taureans are known to be.

  • Aries 4-8-26

    Know that panic you feel when the thing you’ve been hard at work on doesn’t save? Or the post you’ve been slaving over disappears? Or your phone can’t keep a damn charge no matter how long it stays on the flipping charger? Yeah, well, if that’s all your favorite, you’ll have a hell of a good day. Yay you, Ram. If that frustrates the life out of you… understandable! But instead of staying frustrated, remember when these things happen, it can be an opportunity to make good use of your time, too. Phone dies? Enjoy face-to-face time with a loved one. System crash at work? Use the wicked sense of humor you’ve been gifted with to make the most out of the day rather than succumbing to tech rage. Onward! You got this.