Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-6-26

    Nobody likes a two-faced lying liar who lies. There’s no denying that your gift for multitasking and complexity make you an all-around badass. The rest of the Zodiac may gravitate toward your charm & charisma, but the temptation to stretch the truth may be in the air today. Just don’t. Stick to the truth & nothing but, and skip the gossip in favor of kind words instead. Kindness will go so very far today where double talking will only land you in deep doodoo. Your move, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 4-6-26

    Well, hello, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. We meet again. Okay, well, Aquarians probably won’t be running into a mad scientist with a split-personality, but thanks to the vibes today, you could be in for some two-faced d-bags raining on your parade. Fear not, my friend, for the actions of others shan’t matter to you one bit. Try not to sweat too much over the backstabbers and double-dealing ho bags in your life. They’re not even worth the skin off your elbow! Keep grooving to your own music and tell Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hide to talk to the hand. As you were, WB. As you were.

  • Capricorn 4-6-26

    Dealing with two-faced, lying so-and-sos? You know the type. They open their pie holes & out pop the lies. Cappy, you can be a little too trusting, and while that can get you in trouble, you’ll want to avoid going to the other extreme of trusting no one. Be smart and pay attention to your intuition. If you do, you may figure out who your real friends are — and hopefully, appreciate them rather than focusing on the haters.

  • Sagittarius 4-6-26

    Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes today could have the smartest Sag feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Also, maybe definitely avoid drugs so that you don’t really screw up your sense of what’s real. Sorry, but no party-hardy for the Sagittarius. You’ll thank me later… Just because the Moon in Taurus will square Pluto in Aquarius, that doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. Please, no existential crises today.

  • Scorpio 4-6-26

    You know that feeling of betrayal you experienced when you found out that Santa isn’t real? Well, Scorpio, you could be in for some of that feeling. The vibes today could reveal lies that people have been telling you or they could shine some light on a chronic liar in your life. Pretty sucky, right? As the Scorpster of the Zodiac, truth and honesty tend to be very important to you. Your lesson for this day will be in learning how to forgive. Let go of anger and the feeling of betrayal that lies bring you. You’re better off, mentally and even physically, when you forgive. Remember that forgiveness isn’t really for other people, nor do you have to continue to stick around and “take it” just because you don’t hold onto anger. It’s for you.

  • Libra 4-6-26

    Using other people isn’t expedient; it’s bull spit. Don’t make this mistake today, Libras. Stretching the truth a little on your resume might be what’s done, but it could trip you up when you’re expected to know the things you said you did. Taking credit for someone else’s work could help you get all the praise, but it makes you a poor team player. Throwing someone else under the bus could save your behind, but it’ll make you a jackass in the process. See where I’m going with this? Be steadfast in kindness, love, and gratitude today and you’ll shine like a diamond.

  • Virgo 4-6-26

    Stretching the truth isn’t healthy like stretching your body is, so don’t try it at home, kids! You’ll want to be careful of lies today. You, Virgo, may be tempted to stretch the truth yourself and honestly you’ll probs get busted. So, just don’t do it. No matter how cool you think your story would be if you just added some flair or how awesome you believe you’ll seem if you over-exaggerate your own abilities, the truth will come out. Then you, my friend, will look like a total butt. Keep it real, V. You and your adventures are awesome enough without having to make anything up. The real you is 100% authentically cool.

  • Leo 4-6-26

    Leos are often emotionally as deep as the ocean and their penchant for intuition may cause some inner and outer turmoil as the vibes settle in today. You’ll want to be extra careful of lying, either to yourself or to others. Even little white lies and hidden truths aren’t as innocent as they seem, and honestly — you’ll probably get busted for them. Maybe not today. But eventually? For sure. The truth can accomplish so much more than lies can. Fly on higher vibes and stick with the truth, Lion. You’ll be glad you did.

  • Cancer 4-6-26

    A scarf. A prayer flag. A cloth to wave in front of a bull. A cute shirt. There’s a lot we can do with the red flags you’ve been ignoring lately, Crabby. Known for your excellent judge of character, you could be reeling today as you count up all the red flags you tried to ignore because you didn’t want to believe that your loyalty could be squandered on people who weren’t what they seemed. The vibes could reveal the other side of people that you didn’t want to see. Use your superpower for seeing the dark and the light to recognize the truth and nurture the ones who matter most to you rather than focus on hurt feelings.

  • Gemini 4-6-26

    Ever wanted to be in a real-life murder mystery? Well, just like in the game Clue, everything may not be what it seems. There may be vibes of conflicting emotions and maybe even some delusions. You’ll want to stay on your toes so that your brain doesn’t get totally scrambled. Stay grounded and trust your brain, Gem. You can think your way through the vibes and come out victorious. So, who did it? Was it the butler?

  • Taurus 4-6-26

    Grab some boots because the BS might be thick on the ground today. Taureans likely won’t be spreading any themselves with their high ideals, but you could seem to have your nose in the air today… because you may be judging the rest of the Zodiac for seeming two-faced. To get through the cagey vibes of today, trust your intuition. If something seems rotten in Denmark, go with your gut on that. But… make sure that you don’t set your expectations so high that everyone around you can only fail. Go rule the damn day, Bull!

  • Aries 4-6-26

    Like tea served piping hot, Aries may come into today fierce. Dropping truth bombs and uncovering BS could be on the agenda. Your inner wisdom may be throwing up red flags left & right, but that doesn’t mean you should throw f-bombs with impunity. Give it time, Ram, and make sure you read the situation correctly. Just make sure that you don’t snip away a relationship that just needs a little healing. You love big, but you’re nobody’s fool.