Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-3-26

    You could be feeling really energetic today, which could be awesome, except also you’ll really likely be tempted to overindulge and overspend and just plain overdo it. Well, we are heading into the weekend. If you’re going to go all in on your indulgence, be sure it is something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Winging it may not turn out to be such a great idea, no matter how great you’re feeling from the vibes. For instance, going deep into the spirits and then drunk-dialing your work nemesis might feel good in the moment and not so great later. Could be a fantastic Friday, so lean into that vibe, do good, and be good, happy Fishy.

  • Aquarius 4-3-26

    Rainbows, unicorns, sunny happy sunshine — today’s vibe will be like you swallowed the entire collection of Lisa Frank with your morning coffee. On any other day, it might trigger your own gag reflex, but with the sun shining out of your fine butt on this Friday, you likely won’t mind the invigorating happy bunny energy. The powerful vibes today may have you feeling like it’ll be a good day to go all in, but you’ll need to wait just a dang minute. Instead, make sure that any decisions you make today are carefully considered against your goals. Will it move you forward or set you back? Trust your intuition on the way to making your dreams come true. Go be magical, Aquarius!

  • Capricorn 4-3-26

    Capricorns could be feeling like the baddest MFers today. While these vibes will be great for ringing in the weekend, you’ll want to be sure to find a good place to channel them. Too much of a good thing can be really bad, Cap. You dig me? Cool. Lunch isn’t delightful at all on its way back UP. Instead, you might try sharing your ideas, put on a brave face and deal with a problem (or person) that’s been nagging at you recently, or maybe take over the tri-state area. Try for some good old fashioned progress propelled by confidence, Capricorn. Who knows what you can achieve?

  • Sagittarius 4-3-26

    Feeling spicy, Saggy? When aren’t you? You just might feel spicy times a thousand today. And energetic. And maybe a little nosy because, let’s be honest, Archers love seeking out answers for things they don’t understand. That being said, you’ll want to avoid the desire to be all-knowing because you may end up prying into people’s lives and WAY overstepping your bounds. And then you might get unfriended on Facebook. Or even IRL. What a buzz kill that would be! So, enjoy the good vibes that will be coming at you and IDK maybe don’t use them to become a version of Sherlock. I know, I know: it makes the weekend parties interesting —until you’re uninvited from future ones. Sound like a plan? Sweet. Carry on, luscious Sag.

  • Scorpio 4-3-26

    Stepping on a freaking Lego with bare feet pales in comparison to the pain caused by seeing someone mess up your space. Remember that Lego pain when you feel tempted to mess up someone else’s good vibes. The vibe today will give you a surge of energy, one you’d love to use to get stuff done, but if you forget the bigger picture of how other people could be impacted, you might inadvertently harsh someone else’s happy buzz in the process. Focus on the uplifting, Scorpio. Keep that spirit of generosity in your heart and show everyone else how it’s done!

  • Libra 4-3-26

    Like a kitty who just got a double dose of catnip, Libras will likely find themselves feeling energetic, wild, and jumping off of bookcases and into the TV… So, just be sure to find a good way to channel all this holiday energy. If you start a new project or invest in something new and feel the need to go all in — which you probably will because, well, you’re a Libra — just be sure it’s something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Other than that, enjoy the vibes and do the things that bring light to your flaming spirit. Ride into the flipping sunset, you beautiful beast, you.

  • Virgo 4-3-26

    Imagine how excited a vampire locked in a room full of blood bags would be… Just: WOW, right? Well, just wait until you see the Virgos flying on the high vibes this Friday. You, V, could be feeling really energetic and ready to take on the world, just be sure to find a good place to channel it. There will be so much potential for your passionate side to be used for the greater good, but your own self-interest could have you falling downhill. Channel today’s energetic vibes into useful activities. Don’t give into temptation and guzzle down the entire storage room full of blood bags, okay? Seize opportunities, not just for yourself, but for the good of those you love, too.

  • Leo 4-3-26

    Deck the halls with boughs of holly, retail therapy makes you jolly… Wait! Is that not how it goes? Buying all the things seems like the answer, right? Wrong! Buying all the things seems like a way to end up in monumental debt. Step away from the plastic. In fact, put down the fork, too, because eating all the desserts will also be a bad idea. The energy today could have you bubbling with excitement, Leo. Make the vibe work for you by focusing that energy into a positive direction — like being kind or giving back to the community. Share some of that joy outside of yourself, and I’m sure you’ll deck the halls without climbing the walls.

  • Cancer 4-3-26

    Today’s forecast predicts a whole lot of energy with a slight chance of overindulgence. Sure, Cancer may be brainy, but that doesn’t mean they’re immune to overdoing things and overindulging themselves. Quite the contrary. Your love of things could have you diving deep into overindulgence — and maybe getting one big hangover from it. Enjoy the energizing vibes but don’t go over the edge and down the black hole of too much goodness. Keep your goals clear at the forefront of your mind and you’ll do just fine with that secret wild side of yours. Now, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t maybe try to pamper yourself a wittle bit today. Just don’t go overboard and book an entire spa resort to yourself, right? Make these good vibes work for you so that you can get stuff done and enjoy your life in the process. Easy-peasy for the determined Crabby, right?

  • Gemini 4-3-26

    Look, Gemini, your passionate nature is just one of the many reasons people love you — but you may want to back the feck up just a little today and try to cool your jets. You’ll be feeling the waves of energy for this, um, interesting weekend. Energy may be all well and good — you know, after everyone’s had coffee and a chance to wake up — but too much can come across as overbearing. I’m not saying don’t be you. Channel your energy into the things that will make your life better like tackling a goal or putting a little romance back into your relationship. Keep being passionate, wonderful you — but make that energy your b*tch today instead of the other way around.

  • Taurus 4-3-26

    “Taurus need cuddles!” If this was a sit-in, that’d be your chant, Bull. Your need for connection can be fierce, and it’s possible that you may over-do it, strangling your friends, family, and partners with all of the oodles of love and affection you want to give. No more oodles, Chicken Noodles! You may be feeling enthusiastic today, but suffocating those you love won’t help your relationships. Express your love with a healthy understanding of boundaries and personal space, and you may find you’ll get the cuddles you need without the overwhelm of oodles.

  • Aries 4-3-26

    You may be feeling the weekend spirits, but you’ll want to focus on staying hydrated rather than day drinking, Aries. Okay — so maybe a tiny bit of day drinking. The energy today will have you feeling like you can do anything, but try to remember that while you are an absolutely beast at managing multiple projects, you don’t always finish them. You may want to get stuff done but make sure you don’t start any projects you won’t finish (hint, hint: putting together that neat gift you just opened). That could leave you feeling discouraged when today’s energy will be all about feeling righteous. Remember that good choices today will help you avoid a hellacious hangover tomorrow.