Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-27-26

    Don’t go chasing waterfalls, Cappy. Today’s energies will be ripe for extremely potent emotions with an extra push towards chasing after something you’ve lost to the point of crossing lines and going too far. If you chase waterfalls, you could end up falling 167 feet down Niagara Falls. Fight back the urge to take a plunge in a barrel and you’ll be just fine. Keep your cool today.

  • Sagittarius 3-27-26

    Ever drink a 5 Hour Energy, a Monster, and an 8 oz Espresso from Starbucks in the same hour? 1. Please don’t ever do that. Like, ever. 2. This perfectly describes the potential emotional state of Archers today. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and your sparkle really intensified with that hit of caffeine. The vibes can leave Sagittarians feeling restless and full of energy. Use that extra energy to get some creative stuff accomplished. Though it can be hard to commit when your creative juices are flowing, try to finish one project before you go seeking more. You can accomplish great things today, Friend.

  • Scorpio 3-27-26

    It’s gonna get real today, Scorpio. Your passionate nature was made for investigating and then overcoming obstacles, but feelings of loss surging to the surface can’t just be tidied away. You’re going to want to think your way through your feelings, but all you may seem to do is feel them. To get the most out of the experience (and I know you love being productive!), try to let your feelings flow without judging them. When you’ve gotten them out, let your practical nature kick in with some major self-care. Crying it out may seem weak to you, but the best way to kick this day’s stubborn backend will be to deal with these feelings before they deal with you.

  • Libra 3-27-26

    Calm your toes, ladies, gentlemen, and others. Feeling overwhelmed or confused yet? Good. That’s what the Universe wants. Now, show the Universe that it can SHOVE IT, because you won’t let it mess you up today or any other day, for that matter! The vibes today tend towards emotionality and confusion, but they’re also great for optimism and seeking out new adventures. Ride the positive vibes today, you amazing Libra! The world can’t get you down when you don’t let it.

  • Virgo 3-27-26

    Most people know that just because you want to high five someone in the face with a metal chair, it doesn’t mean that you actually should. Today, though, Virgos may struggle with that logic. Passionate Vs are sure to get all the feels, especially today. Whether that results in you striking out and pinching other people or basking in positivity will be totally up to you. You can let your emotions flow but still keep your temper in check. Try to make sure your actions aren’t controlled exclusively by your emotions. It may be a tall order, but it’s one that you can fulfill. You’ve got this.

  • Leo 3-27-26

    Exes are exes for a reason, Leo. Repeat that to yourself, and whatever you do, holster your texting finger. If you’re sensing emotional turbulence in the air today, you are not alone. The energy will likely be thick with a sense of loss, and today will challenge you to face up to whatever you’ve allowed to weigh you down. Reaching back in the past could throw out your back or knock you on your sassafrass. Instead, try shifting your focus to the present with a mindfulness practice to help you deal with any leftover grief you might be dealing with. And let’s face it… we all have some.

  • Cancer 3-27-26

    Cancers will likely need to watch out for getting crushed by falling space debris today. Well, not literal falling space debris (though I can’t promise someone won’t get smashed by falling space debris today, but it’s really unlikely…) — the falling space debris is a metaphor for a reality check. If you’ve been avoiding or denying feelings of grief, the vibes will be great today for opening your heart up and letting your emotions flow free. Bottling up any more feelings could result in an epic Crabby tantrum, which sucks royally for those around you. It’s okay to feel. It’s okay to let it all out. You’re going to be okay.

  • Gemini 3-27-26

    You can’t punch feelings in the face, and no amount of bravado will make all these feelings go away. Today’s energy may well resurrect old losses, but your natural tendency toward courage will serve you well. Taking the time to feel your feelings and express them may help you experience a little relief, Gem. Journal. Blog. Phone a friend. Dealing with any loss you feel head on without dragging you back into old, unhealthy cycles will help you rule your emotions rather than allowing those emotions to rule you.

  • Taurus 3-27-26

    You just might want to lay around and steadfastly refuse to “adult” today. Building a blanket fort, watching cartoons, and crying into your cereal may seem like a good idea as you ride the waves of what is likely to be an emotional day. While full retreat (and heavy doses of denial mixed with ice cream, perhaps?) seems inspired, the only way out of this emotional gunk of loss and regret is to feel it. While a good cry might serve you well today, you’ll likely feel a sense of renewed ease when you use this sense of loss to deal with old baggage and realign your life with your goals. Crawling out from under the blanket fort and into a new sense of peace and purpose could serve Taurus well today.

  • Aries 3-27-26

    Starting the day with a big bowl of why in the name of all that’s holy am I awake seems like a less-than-ideal beginning. The Moon in Sag will square Saturn and Neptune in Pisces. You may find yourself struggling with a sense of loss. An ex you can’t let go of. A job you loved but lost. A sense of self. Unresolved grief will be bobbing to the surface, and while you’re more comfortable dealing with all the feels with your head rather than your heart, you’ll find that you’ll move through this better if you let your heart take the lead. Feel the things. Today is less about doing and more about being, and your adaptability will serve you well in getting to the other side, Aries.

  • Pisces 3-26-26

    Have you ever tried watching paint dry? Don’t. It’s probably an actual torture method used in hell. The feeling that comes from excessive boredom and inactivity can leave a Fishy feeling like a bump on a log. Speaking of… heads up because you’ll probably feel a lull in energy today. Yuck. As an emotional and impatient creature, you can absolutely think up ways to overcome any feelings of idling with a dash of thinking outside the box. A little spontaneity can go a long way in getting you out of a rut. Get your creativity on.

  • Aquarius 3-26-26

    Aquarius, that burning desire to be an epic force of nature might seem like a good idea, but that powerful energy will likely serve you better if directed into dealing with any unresolved feelings, especially with today’s vibes. Erupting may be in your nature, Super WB, but if you harness that power, you could find a way to positively impact your world rather than blowing the hell up. Pick up the tab for the stranger’s coffee behind you in line. Do a good thing, and then apply that kickback of positive energy into addressing any problems you might be brewing under the surface.