Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-25-26

    If your intuition tells you to climb an electric fence to help an alligator on the other side, don’t do it, Cap. While normally the Capricorns of the world are very insightful and driven, today’s forecast predicts clouds with a chance of being at odds with yourself. An inner battle can cause some serious disruptions with your otherwise well-honed intuition. Your fight for stability may be harder because, in addition to the weight of your own inner demons, you take on the gloom and doom of the people around you sometimes. For the love of all that is good, take care of your emotional needs this time around. You will feel fantastic with today’s vibes if you focus more on self care today and less on everyone else’s drama.

  • Sagittarius 3-25-26

    Sagittarians may face some serious, “Oh crap! I don’t know what to do” moments today. Archers love justice like no one else, kind of like a super-supreme court justice. Give yourself a good dose of honesty today to get through the tough times — that will help you get to the balance you’re seeking. Sometimes you have to weight it out before you know what gotta do, and today will be smooth when you follow those amazing instincts of yours.

  • Scorpio 3-25-26

    “Life’s full of tough choices,” according to Ursula from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Yeah, how the heck do you choose between your family under the sea and turning human to make out with a hot prince/princess? Much wow. Much conflict. Well, Scorpio, you could face some actually tough situations where you’ll feel conflicted and don’t quite know how to react. If this happens, just do what you do best: the responsible thing. Give yourself some time to strategize and choose the best of all the options, smarty pants. You know you can do it.

  • Libra 3-25-26

    When the going gets tough, Libra runs headlong into it. You ain’t afraid of no ghosts — er, I mean, challenges, but today the issues that arise will likely be inner conflict and won’t be something you can deal with by punching it in the throat. Allow yourself to feel any negative emotions that bubble up today, let them run their course, and then let them go. Remember, lessons are here to be learned and you grow like crazy when you let them in. Facing down situations right in the eye can make any Libra feel like a boss.

  • Virgo 3-25-26

    In the eye of a hurricane, there is the adrenaline junkie: Virgo. Yes, you. Indeed, Vs are great at dealing with ish storms and are super sturdy. Not even 100 mph winds can knock you over and you’re willing to prove it. However, you might try taking a break from being the badass today and instead learn to enjoy the calm, quiet of the eye of the storm rather than charging through the pelting rains and intense winds. You’ll be right at home with the vibe while everyone else is freaking out. Enjoy the show!

  • Leo 3-25-26

    Get the plunger ready because the Leos are likely going to deal with clogged up toilet brains today. Lion, you tend to be very emotional, but today will be reflecting some serious imbalances today which could feel like your brains to go all mushy and junk. You can get that TP unstuck and your brain juices flowing normally again by going with the flow — literally. Don’t fight the tide. Let the chips fall and the Universe do its thing. You will feel absolutely fantastic simply by being your best version of you and accepting the lessons and growth that’s mixed into this weird Wednesday vibe.

  • Cancer 3-25-26

    If ever there were an energy that finally nudged Cancers over the edge to rearrange an entire town, today may very well be that day. The Crab is able to maintain a sense of internal calmness by having high standards. Whether it is controlled chaos or uber-organized is pretty individual, but the need to have everything exactly where they want it is pretty standard, isn’t it? So, if your vibes are all out of whack, to help yourself stay out of trouble (AKA other people’s personal space), go to task on something you’ve been meaning to get done forever but have been putting off. Finishing up what you’ve started will make you feel better than you think. It’ll be amazing. You’ll see.

  • Gemini 3-25-26

    Have you ever want to headbutt the nearest table or wall? Well, there’s a good chance any Gemini might actually want to do that today thanks to the vibes today. Gem, please don’t headbutt random objects (or other people, for that matter). Instead, channel any amped up aggression into something productive, like exercise or a gaming competition. Not peppy enough for that? Learn something new and then show off your smarts by teaching it to someone else. You are strong, inside and out, and you can power through this day’s cray-cray like a boss.

  • Taurus 3-25-26

    If Bulls feel a little crabby (like you woke up as a Cancer… hardy har har) today, you probably aren’t just imagining things. The vibes may feel like you’re being pulled in more than one direction. And we know how much you simply hate someone upsetting your cabbage cart. Taurus, try to be self-aware today and work on NOT projecting your insecurities onto other people. Because that’s all it is. If you feel like you can’t handle it, your brain is lying to you. You control your emotions, not the other way around and you have the power to take on the world if you want. Yes, you!

  • Aries 3-25-26

    The mind of the Ram will be likely to devolve into a torrent of tornadoes on this wacked out Wednesday. Okay, so that isn’t too out of the ordinary, but listen up, because these are F5s. Your self will be at odds with, well, itself, causing chaos in the contemplative mind of the Aries. Never fear! The destressinator is here (yeah, that sounded better in my head). Anyway! You can calm your roaring mind by using your superpower — communication. That’s right… talk it out. Write it down. Blog it. Overshare. Whatever works with your mood today, but let those feelings fly and you will get right on back to your usual level of brain tornado.

  • Pisces 3-24-26

    Online shopping? Stuffing every snack into your pie hole? Today might be reflecting today’s hot mess of thoughts and feelings, but that doesn’t mean you should buy (or eat) all the things to cope. It does mean that it could serve you well to check your impulses, Fishy. A stubborn refusal to deviate from any plans you may have set for yourself may actually help you wade through the bull-spit of the day so that you can have a strong week.

  • Aquarius 3-24-26

    Thinking about getting sucked back into your ex’s orbit or to getting drawn into a mutiny at work? Stop right there. It’s about to get real, and any burning desire to tell everyone what you think of them may not serve you well, Aquarius. Tuesday misunderstandings may abound, but if you keep your head down to work rather than to body slam your nearest friend or coworker, you may just find you get through the day and shine with your relationships and job intact. Two words describe the solution for what ails you: Self Care.