Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Capricorn 3-24-26

    Capricorns will likely navigate the currents of an epic onslaught of thoughts and emotions with a little more ease than other signs. No, not by getting completely day drunk by noon. You’ve got this without having to add extra ingredients. Still, while a lot of signs can’t ride the high tide of emotions today, this energy will be your specialty. In the words of Dory, just keep swimming. Don’t let people drag you to the bottom of the cesspool — and perhaps you might also be able to help someone you care about come up for air.

  • Sagittarius 3-24-26

    Your wicked mouth and dirty mind will likely benefit from taking a backseat to a more practical approach today. When Tuesday’s vibe are released, thoughts and feelings can feel out of your normal level of control. Retail therapy will be best avoided, and eating your feelings may be less productive than, say, practicing self-care and avoiding at all costs the annoying boss or coworker. Stay-at-home parents should anticipate tantrums; your own and your child’s. So, what’s a Sag to do? Own the spectacular energy and let your uniqueness and otherworldliness shine. By being the most authentic version of you, you are going to slay the day.

  • Scorpio 3-24-26

    People are simply kindle for a dumpster fire today, Scorpsters. Get some space if you can. Choosing to work alone instead of with a group could help avoid the strong emotions and misleading thoughts that might arise with an energy like this. If working or living with a group is unavoidable, giving your minions and subjects the benefit of the doubt may help prevent you from dropping the F-bomb on your boss in a heated moment. Those are always bad ideas, so climbing up and over anything (or anyone) emotionally will make you feel a zillion times more… like your cool self.

  • Libra 3-24-26

    When a Tuesday (here we go again) meets the today’s vibes, communication will likely be a challenge for Libras. Rather than confronting a colleague on their bull or dealing with a nagging relationship issue, hitting restart could just be the best solution to address the confusion. Honestly — old issues may be best resolved with a fresh perspective and you will have the extra super powers to get it done.

  • Virgo 3-24-26

    Today could feel like the energy will be simply inspiring — to drop all the F-bombs you’ve been saving up. The question will be: Are you sizzling hot or are you a cold dish of ticked off? C’mon Virgo — you can use those simmering emotions for good. Really. I promise. Come to someone’s defense or clean up a mess that’s been weighing you down. You’ve got the power today.

  • Leo 3-24-26

    Today will unlikely be the right vibe to confess your undying love. Unless we’re talking about tacos. Or pizza. You will likely be best served by practicing some epic self-love today to avoid sticky situations where thoughts and feelings run wild. Jumping into anything new feet first might end up bring icky and not what you thought, Lion. Navigating the strong and surprising emotional currents will be the goal — and you can do this.

  • Cancer 3-24-26

    The forecast for today could be calling for intense emotional fluctuations, general bullsheep, and a case of the Terrible Tuesdays. Maybe today won’t be the day to offer your friend or family member unsolicited feedback. To avoid misunderstandings (and annoying friends or coworkers), you could apply your Cancer nature to powering through a list of tasks rather than lashing someone into a pulp with your words. Your talent for understanding others will likely serve you well even if thoughts and feelings are potentially misfiring.

  • Gemini 3-24-26

    Gemini, lower your weapons. Today will likely have an amazing energy to use your enthusiasm to power through a practical list of tasks rather than being in reaction mode. While standing down seems unnatural for a Twin (right?), punching today in the face with powerful productivity will be a much better idea than smacking a friend or co-worker (remember — you don’t look good in prison orange. You just don’t). If all else fails, a nap or quick meditation may be in your best interest to cool your fire. Now, get out there and rule the day.

  • Taurus 3-24-26

    Today’s mashup of intense thoughts and feelings are likely to feel like soup and taste like dirt — at first. If frustration sets in, you could do what you do whenever technology goes haywire and hitting it isn’t helping (as it rarely does). You could try rebooting your day! Practicing self-care, clarifying communication, and avoiding impulsive reactions (yes, for real) could contribute to a more productive and less stressful day, Taurus. Punching today in the face might not be as helpful as hitting the restart button and coming at it with a different perspective.

  • Aries 3-24-26

    Do you to want to hide under that protective armor and bury yourself under 15 feet of concrete? So many feelings blowing around can be overwhelming. Hold on there, Ram. In the words of that ancient philosopher Taylor Swift, “you can’t spell awesome without ME”. Today could be an awesome energy for choosing solo work over group projects to avoid miscommunication. However, if you’re feeling brave enough to venture out in today’s clusterflock of thoughts and feelings, let your awesome shine and meet those deep emotions with the love you’ve got in your heart.

  • Pisces 3-23-26

    Fishies can fly if they can learn to embrace higher thinking. Well, not real Fish. Or can they..? (If Sharks ever grow fecking wings, I’m outta here) Anyhow, the energies today will be perfect for Pisces — not winged Sharks — to access their higher selves. You can feel reborn with some luck on your side and soar to new heights on the gales of great vibes. What are you waiting for? Spread those wings!

  • Aquarius 3-23-26

    Size matters, Aquarius, and today’s possibilities are likely to be BIG! You’ll have the Midas touch today if you choose to channel the positive energy pinging around the atmosphere into getting it done. Flow with your joy for an opportunity to see good things manifest in your life. When you look for the bright side, you’re likely to find it. Let it illuminate you.