Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-29-24

    Jan 29, 2024… Pull my hair, touch me there! The Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces could have some Leo sensuality peaking this Monday, which will likely lead to an interesting day. Seek pleasure and set your boundaries as you like them, but don’t be too afraid of getting close to someone. The vibes will support an adventure in intimacy! You could be shocked at how nice emotional intimacy can feel. Can you dig it, Virgo?

  • Leo 1-29-24

    Jan 29, 2024… Beyond the physical realm lies something even more tantalizing than tacos. This Monday, Leos could find themselves desiring spiritual pursuits with Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces evoking some crabby interest in psychic and nonmaterial stuff. The vibes will be brilliant for fulfilling your spiritual needs. We all have different beliefs about the world, so I won’t tell you HOW to go about tending to your soul, but I do encourage you to start a journey of discovering the answer. You know the way, Lion.

  • Cancer 1-29-24

    Jan 29, 2024… You may want to anchor yourself before you fly away faster than a gaggle of flying monkeys chasing a girl with cute shoes, Cancer. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, your imagination could run away with you, which could be amusing if you don’t follow the yellow brick road into overthinking. Practicing a few grounding techniques could have you accessing the energetic vibes of spirituality, love, and compassion without losing yourself entirely to your own random whims. A walk in nature could help, but you could always just click your shoes together and remind yourself to come home if you wander too far afield.

  • Gemini 1-29-24

    Jan 29, 2024… Dreaming of mer-cats swimming in jell-o and flying dogs that poop glitter might not usually be a Gemini thing, but with the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, and releasing vibes that promote vivid imagination, it’s hard to tell what’ll pop into your brain. While the extra creativity could have you zonked out in dreamland all day, you might instead benefit from channeling the energies into productivity. Gasp! Brainstorming and problem solving will likely be a cinch for Gems this Monday. May the force of creativity be with you.

  • Taurus 1-29-24

    Jan 29, 2024… A flash of creativity could be in the cards for you, Taurus. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, you could find the energetic vibes strong on imagination and love. You could be inspired to plan a grand romantic gesture — for a partner or just for yourself. Or you could see a surge of creative problem-solving at work. If you doubt your work, just adjust your crown because you’ve got what it takes.

  • Aries 1-29-24

    Jan 29, 2024… Your spidey senses could be cranked all the way up today, Aries. Just make sure that your imagination doesn’t run away with you. You may be damn good at cyber-stalking, but you probably don’t actually work for the CIA or whatever. Trust your intuition but don’t go down the rabbit hole of over-thinking. If you can remember your own value, you’ll likely experience kindness, love, and even a sensual vibe as the day moves on. Use your innate sensitivity to your advantage to enjoy the beauty in the day and in others rather than worrying. Be a sensitive badass, not a worrywart, Ram.

  • Pisces 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Before you pitch your phone out the nearest window or launch your work computer into the moon, remember that the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus — FYI, so you don’t miss. Keep in mind that the energetic vibes of all this cosmic crud means that you’ll likely experience some technical malfunctions, as well as changes and disruptions in your personal life. Be sure to take the same advice for both: reboot and restore. Fishy, use your technical know-how to work out your particular tech challenges, and also practice self-care to reset your mood if changes send it careening sideways. Your keen mind, sharp wit, and ability to multitask will help with managing both restorations like a pro.

  • Aquarius 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Express yo-self! Be an original. Defy societal norms and crap. Honestly, Aquarius, it’d be a shame not to let loose and express your inner brilliance. Luckily, the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus this Sunday and the vibes will be fantastic for impressive feats of originality and creativity. Maybe you’ll deck out your dwelling a bit more with DIY Easter decorations, perhaps you’ll lead an army of evil bunny minions to invade the nearest Dunkin Donuts. IDK. Just don’t hold back from being your ultimate self! Be fiercely you, Aquarius.

  • Capricorn 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… If you feel like you’ve been channeling Bill Nye the Science Guy, well, that’s pretty damn weird, Cappy. But maybe a little understandable when you consider that the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus today. The energetic vibes could have you taking a scientific interest or approach to your life. You’ll likely be able to rock your inner geek without apologies and following your passions with enthusiasm. Whether that means applying the scientific method to a problem you’ve been having or simply ending the day binge watching The Big Bang Theory (or Bill Nye), you’ll likely find that your unique personality will be shining bright like a piece of pressurized carbon.

  • Sagittarius 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Ever have a toddler walk in on you mid-poop with an epic crisis? Today could kinda feel like that as the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. The vibes will likely feel like a harsh disruption to some seriously needed “me time.” While the sudden disruption of your regularly scheduled Sunday could be a total bummer, you might instead try to embrace the alterations and enjoy the changing tides. Why let the Universe ruin your parade with its rain? Dance under the water droplets, Saggy!

  • Scorpio 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Technology makes the world go round… because the world is a simulation and everything is controlled by robot overlords! Well, maybe not. BUT Scorpios could find sciencey stuff to be extra interesting (or confounding) as the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus today. What you do with the techy vibes will be totally up to you. Invent something, try out a new contraption, or teach Grandpa how to use a digital camera! The world of technology is vast. Take these treasures and learn some lessons if things get a bit confusing. The benefits are in the experience, Scorpster.

  • Libra 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Doesn’t matter how hard you dig in your heels, you likely won’t make any more headway, Libra. With the Moon in Virgo trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, there’ll be a shift in energy and a possible disruption to your plans. Anticipate technical disturbances, and try not to rely too heavily on technology today. Instead, try finding ways to show your unique personality and celebrate your interests. Sure, maybe being a part-time nudist or an amateur botanist doesn’t appeal to your colleague, but whatever it is you love, you can certainly celebrate it today. While your computer throws it back to dial-up, choose to spend your time enjoying an unusual interest. It’ll certainly be more productive than banging your head against the wall, my clear-sighted friend.