Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Technical malfunctions got me messed uuUUUPPPppp. Virgo, your optimism could seriously come in clutch as the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. As long as you can bounce back from any tech issues, you can still make this Sunday a fabulous one. Some autocucumber issues, wifi glitches, and a cracked TV screen can’t stop you from enjoying life (unless you let it…). Pour your optimism into a Trenta-sized to-go cup, V. You’ll likely need it, and so might the people around you. Sharing is caring — unless it’s the flu!

  • Leo 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Love, passion and bad haircuts from ASMR artists. Wait, what? As the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus this Sunday, you’ll likely find yourself at the height of your emotionally intuitive state — or at the lowest low of crabby pinch-iness. So, don’t go chasing negative waterfalls, buddy. You could easily give into your darker side, but that could also easily lead to trouble for you and those you care about. Instead, channel the energies of the not-so-dark side of the Moon to pursue your passions and positivity. The sun’s the limit, Leo.

  • Cancer 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… No need to get it twisted, Cancer. Change could be the order of the day with the Moon in Virgo trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. That mouthful just means that you could find the energetic vibes to be strong and, perhaps, disruptive. Your work could experience frequent interruptions and anything technical may just malfunction, throwing off your day. Prepare yourself for these annoyances with either a solid self-care practice (a mini-meditation, perhaps) or by switching gears to something that doesn’t require technology (update your to-do list, take a few notes, organize your workspace, etc). You could get your knickers in a twist, but you might sit more comfortably if you just relax and let the day take its course. Enjoy a quick walk, stretch or doodle while you wait for things to come back online.

  • Gemini 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Did you know you can buy glasses that send you push notifications?! Smart watches are out, smart glasses are totes in. Technology is always evolving, and it could be extra fascinating with today’s vibe. All things that can make your duties go more smoothly will be supported by the vibes today, so get your tech freak on! I’m not saying you gotta go buy out a BestBuy, but tech will likely be your friend today. Embrace it a little more than usual, Gem. You might just discover some epic invention that’ll change your life. Or maybe you’ll be the first subjugated human in the robot apocalypse. Who knows? Cheers!

  • Taurus 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Your bark may actually be worse than your bite, Taurus, especially with the vibe today. While following your passions could keep you on track, you’ll want to make sure that your passions don’t cross the line, since the Moon in Virgo will trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. Express yourself with kindness, and you’ll likely find that any disruptions in your day will be managed without any biting (unless you like it that way. Bull, you’ve got this in the bag. Just stick with the things you love, and the day will come up roses.

  • Aries 1-28-24

    Jan 28, 2024… Fasten your seatbelt, Ram, because this day could be one giant rollercoaster of feels. Hope you like heights. And plummets. And big-ass loops. With the Moon in Virgo trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, you could find the vibes a little intense. Your innate ability to go with the flow will have you managing this particular ride with more excitement than some members of the Zodiac. In fact, if you stick to what excites you, you’ll likely feel a big push toward achieving your goals and getting things done. Drowning out the voice of haters will be easy as pie and twice as nice, Aries friend!

  • Pisces 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… You might be tempted to serve your tea hot, but careful that you don’t go too far. Your razor-sharp wit can cut when you want, and the harm that does to relationships could be significant if you don’t add a little kindness to any truths you drop today. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, say what you need to say (no use in holding back) but be aware that a touch of love will be abso-toot-ly essential in the delivery. Otherwise it would be like the pizza delivery guy tossing a scalding pie at your face and then expecting a tip. No one likes when that happens, so keep empathy front and center, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Is that indigestion from speed-eating tacos on your lunchbreak or spicy love a-brewing in an Aquarian’s chest? That all depends on you… and whether or not you’ve eaten a bunch of tacos recently. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, some flirty vibes will be floating in the air. You could wear a gas mask OR you could embrace the vibes and enjoy some romance — even if that just means binging rom-coms or a gaming marathon with your cat Potato by your side. Do your thang, WB. The vibes will have your booty — er, I mean back.

  • Capricorn 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Holy guacamole, Cappy! With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself getting an extra kick in the tail toward your goals. While you’ve got plenty of initiative and spice all on your own, expect to use a tad more diplomacy than usual to get your point across. Like, any diplomacy at all. Whether you’ll be facing relationship issues, a work challenge, or just processing some deep inner stuff, you’ll need that Virgo Moon sense to make true headway. As long as you keep centered, you’ll likely show the world that you really are that and a side of queso! Now, pass the margaritas.

  • Sagittarius 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… It’s my stuff and I need it now! With the incoming Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, Sagittarians could get a boost in their assertive side this Saturday. Take what’s yours — in a politely constructive, assertive way. Or, stand up for something or someone that’s important to you. The vibes will be ideal for these sorts of assertive things and you won’t need even a single drop of “liquid courage” to help you through the rough spots. It’ll be all you all the way, Saggy. Be fabulous. Be brave. Be you!

  • Scorpio 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… My lips are made of skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? Uhm. Well, the lovely Scorpio could go into flirty mode thanks to a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, and cheesy pick-up lines will likely be flowing out of their mouths. Just be careful not to mix business with pleasure and don’t string along a friend just for the affectionate attention. Words really are powerful, so use your flirt-alicious lines carefully and wisely. Get your romance on (if you’re feeling up to it), but also use your brain before you hand out feigned flirty interest like it’s free chocolate. Think and love!

  • Libra 1-27-25

    Jan 27, 2024… Charging to the next stage of your plan like a bull sighting a waving red flag may not be the best look for you, Libra. With a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you’ll likely find the vibes can put a more measured pace in your stride. Consider your plan carefully. Does it still match what you want and need? While you love following a plan through to the end, make sure your goals still align with your ultimate vision. Like, you don’t want to blindly sprint toward goals that no longer align with your purpose. Instead, try dreaming a new dream or seeing new possibilities. That more measured pace will allow you to take an interesting detour or new path if you lend yourself to flexibility and a bit more patience. Don’t worry, Scales. You’ll still get where you want to go; choose to enjoy the journey, too.