Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Maybe back the eff up, buttercup. While smacking heads together and striding over the prone bodies may seem like the fastest way to deal with a nagging problem, try using your noggin for other, better solutions. Look, Virgo, the Moon in your Sun sign will square Uranus in Taurus. Basically, the vibes will be shifting, and whatever crisis you think could be resolved with violence (or threats) will likely shift into something so insignificant you’d feel embarrassed for making such a big deal about it. So, chill. Instead, back up, sit down, and chill out until you analyze your way to dealing with challenges that doesn’t involve needing an alibi or a shovel.

  • Leo 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Tomatoes: fruits, veggies, or secret alien lifeforms? I don’t even know, man. What I do know is that a shift in perspective could be written in the stars with the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus. I hope you’re ready to switch the tint in your sunglasses because the vibes will be all about looking at things differently, Lion. That could mean going from rose-colored glasses to midnight black tints. Or, it could just mean finding new ways to solve problems. In the end, how you use the vibes will be up to you — just don’t let the vibes use you!

  • Cancer 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Aahhh yeahhh that’s the spot. You’ll likely be breathing a sigh of relief as the Moon in Leo will be square Uranus in Taurus — go ahead and call this Friday a win. With these incoming thoughtful, grounding energies, you could find it easier to shrug off worries and focus on the positive. You can put away your sassy pants and take the day in stride, Cancer. Let your inner light shine, you brilliant beacon of cool beans.

  • Gemini 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Poltergeist haunting or did your farts just rock the bed? Probably the farts. LOL! Gemini, as the Moon in Leo will be square Uranus in Taurus this Friday, you could have to learn to take things more lightly despite the vibes pushing your limits. The anxiety of thinking something’s a huge issue will likely turn out to be for naught as problems sizzle out or get resolved. Try to adopt the motto of “keep calm and carry on” for today, Gem. And maybe stay off the beans, because those toots are fierce.

  • Taurus 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Before you light it up and burn it all down, Taurus, maybe cool your jets. With the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus, you could be tempted to overreact. As the energies shift, you’ll likely see that what you thought of as a big deal may be small potatoes. If you feel like lighting something up, a nice bonfire might serve you better than burning bridges. S’mores, anyone?

  • Aries 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Before you try to drown someone, simmer down, Aries. The cosmic energy today might be a little tricky. The Moon in Leo will be square Uranus in Taurus. What may seem like a big deal could resolve itself with a little time and patience. The energetic shift could have you experiencing high stress followed by relief, so plan for some self-care time to soothe yourself throughout the day. Your sensitive soul might experience a little motion sickness with all this movement. Focus on keeping perspective, cooling your aggression, and waiting out the changing tides. Then — you’re gonna love it!

  • Pisces 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… If someone asks you if you’re working hard or hardly working, they richly deserve the stink eye you’ll be aiming in their direction, Pisces. After all, with a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you likely will be torn between doing the responsible crud you have to do and doing the awesome thingamabobs you want to do. Having someone needle you about your work could have you plotting revenge while sipping your morning cup of life-saving (theirs, not yours) caffeine. Breathe easy, Fishy, and remember that as soon as you finish the work you have to do, you can get busy doing what you want — no, not exacting revenge. I meant, doing the fun stuff that won’t send you on a 20-year to life vacation behind bars. Hop to it!

  • Aquarius 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… Getting work done? I would love to say yes, but my pet dragon told me I can’t. I get it, WB, I really do. You put effort into working all day, every day, so why not just give into the dreamy vibes of restful fantasy from a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus? VIRTUAL SMACKDOWN. Don’t lose yourself to the Universe’s trickery, Aquarius! You’re better, stronger, and smarter than that. Work now, rest later. Maybe even arrange things for a midday wine tasting, IDC. Whatever you do, don’t let the Universe steal your sparkle away. You have a brilliance to add to the world, each and every day. Shine bright like a sapphire.

  • Capricorn 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… If you can think of a million things you’d rather be doing than working, join the club. No, seriously: join us. The secret password is the-struggle-is-real. Good times, right? With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself caught between daydreams and deadlines. Sure, you want to pay your bills, but you also want to be sunning yourself on some exotic beach, am I right? Or cozying up by a fire in a cabin with a mountain view. Cozying up to paperwork, bills, and bullcrap likely wasn’t what you had in mind when you dreamed about adulthood, but Cappy’s gotta do what a Cappy’s gotta do. Or something like that. So, pull on your grown-up pantaloons and do the stuff you HAVE to do so you can do the stuff you WANT to do.

  • Sagittarius 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… Saggy, your deadlines could be catching up to you. Alas, such alarming time restraints may be no match for your grade A procrastination. Your “I’ll do it later” tendency today could be worsened by the vibes reflected by the Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus. I have two words for you: fight it. Seriously, don’t let another second pass you by without taking care of at least one thing on your to-do list. Don’t have a list? Make one and start checking things off it. You can do it, Archer.

  • Scorpio 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… I WANT to go on a shopping spree, but I NEED to not go into massive debt. Ugh, decisions, decisions. You feel me, Scorpster? If you don’t yet, you likely will this Thursday as a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus promotes a serious rip between what you want to do and what you need to do. Much ouch. Doing both might not be possible, so swallow the hard pill first and do what you have to do. If there’s time left in your day, perhaps you can throw in some fun “wants” before bedtime! Godspeed, Scorpio. Godspeed.

  • Libra 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… If NOPE was a mood, you might be feeling it, Libra. With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you could want to procrastinate rather than get things done. Your natural inclination toward stubbornness could get directed at refusing to do a thing rather than doing all the things like you usually do. It could help to stop to consider why you feel such strong resistance. Do you still feel passionately about this project or goal? Does it still align with what you want? If the answer is no, you may want to consider why you haven’t scrapped the plan and created a new one. Or you may just need a day of rest before tackling a particularly challenging problem. Dig deep and figure out if the thing you’ll be putting off is still what you want, and go from there, thoughtful Scales.