Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Virgo, I hope you like unplanned adventures! Missing the train, getting in the wrong rideshare, or accidentally getting on a bus to the Arctic Tundra could be in your future as the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces promotes missteps throughout the day. That could seriously suck. Buuuuutttt it could also seriously be a chance to go adventuring and learn new stuff. Lather yourself in your signature scent of optimism and make the most of the misadventures. Welcome to the North Pole!

  • Leo 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Son of a biscuit! I mean Basket. NO, I MEAN — ah, forget it. Leos could be in for some annoyingly unfortunate bouts of mishaps as the Moon in Cancer will trine Neptune in Pisces. Maybe it’ll be issues with autocucumber. Maybe it’ll come up in face-to-face conversations. Here’s the dealio though: Don’t lose your temper over a few flub-ups. Instead, try to laugh off the goofs and work to remedy any awkward issues if any arise. The power to overcome this lies in your heart and your brain. Stay chill and keep going, Lion.

  • Cancer 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Questioning all your life choices because your judgment seems a teensy bit off will not be the most productive use of your time. With a Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces, go ahead and expect miscommunication to be the order of the day (even internally). With that in mind, avoid gossip like the plague and try not to put too much stock in whatever you hear. Double check directions and get anywhere you need to go early just in case wires get crossed about the time. Treat the day like a problem to be solved, and you’ll likely get a better handle on your own resourcefulness, which could have you feeling like a rocking renegade (because you are!).

  • Gemini 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… How did you get into my house?! Wait a second… this isn’t where I live. Crap. Talk about a misstep, eh Gem? There could be plenty of those today thanks to the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. While that might be hella awkward, take these as opportunities to make new connections, learn about places you don’t normally go, etc. The Universe can only rain on your day if you let it. Make the most of your Wednesday!

  • Taurus 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… If we started making a list about the good things about Taurus, we’d run out of time, am I right? Hell, just skip the humble brag and dive right into praising your own fabulousness. But one of the best things about Bulls could be your generosity. No, not just donating to charity and lending a helping hand. I’m talking about your big, generous heart. With the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces, misunderstandings could abound. High vibing Taureans will likely find that applying a sense of generosity to others can help sort out any messes that pop up during the day. Use that big, loving heart, and you may find yourself enjoying a much more relaxed day.

  • Aries 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… “Wow, that cow looks really sick.” WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!? “Uh, I meant the bovine with the COOL spots in that field over there.” Big yikes. Amiright, Aries? Unfortunately, the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces will be reflecting energy that’ll promote misunderstandings like the one above. You might have a harder time than usual staying on matching wavelengths with the people around you. Still, it won’t be impossible to find your way onto the same page. Put in the work and ask for (or offer) clarifications if need be. You’ll get through this, Ram. Heck, you may even learn some new tricks for improved communication. Get aaaat it!

  • Pisces 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… If you feel like you woke up in the Twilight Zone, don’t worry. It’s just Tuesday. Of course, you may not be used to fielding mixed signals. After all, if anyone should be sending out mixed signals, it’s you, right, eccentric Pisces? Having them aimed in your direction could send your overthinking into serious overdrive. If WTAF was a mood, you might be feeling it with the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces. Using your natural gift of gab to talk out how you feel could help cut through the drama and crud by getting straight to the heart of the matter. You could also use your mental agility to come up with ways to show the people you love a little appreciation rather than directing your energy into overthinking about why the signals seem mixed. Get it sorted by talking things out and letting others know how much you care. Here’s to moving out of the Twilight Zone and into a terrific Tuesday.

  • Aquarius 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… You’re the reason our kids are so ugly! Okay, that may just be a weird title to a strange song, but it could also be coming out of your S.O.’s lips as the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces promotes relationship challenges. This Tuesday, awkward or downright mean arguments could ensue between family members, not just between lovers. Aquarius, put on your big britches and face these challenges head on. After all (since we are giving you a head’s up), a few kind words from your heart — rather than digging in your heels, can diffuse a situation before it even begins. How awesome is that? You CAN overcome.

  • Capricorn 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… If you stepped in a big pile of relationshit, don’t just scrape it off your boots and throw flowers at your significant other. With the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, the energetic feels could involve mixed signals, hurt feelings, and misunderstandings for those in relationships. If that sounds like something you’d rather take a hard pass on, don’t worry your pretty Cappy self about it. Relationship conflicts can be opportunities to get closer when you face them head on and open up to your partner. This goes for friends, too. We aren’t letting a single Cap off THAT easy. If that sounds like vulnerability and something that makes you think “no way,” step into your natural courage and do it anyway. You may come up with a brilliant idea to reconnect with your partner — or you may just end up figuring out something about yourself to appreciate. Either way, you can keep being bold, brave, and beautiful — you know, like usual, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… Floundering in your relationships? It’ll be okay, Saggy, because today’s vibes from the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces will promote loving creativity. You’ll likely have an easier time than usual thinking up creative ways to show appreciation towards the people who mean the most to you. Let your imagination and intensity shine and your adoration for others become brilliant. Even the smallest act of gratitude or acknowledgment of worth can go a long way in improving relationships. Dazzle your loved ones, Sag, for the win.

  • Scorpio 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… Arguing your face off? Tempting for Scorpios, especially with the vibes today, but maybe don’t. With plenty of love to give and your tendency for genuine friendliness, you’ll have little issue facing any relationship challenges that the Moon in Cancer opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces tosses your way this Tuesday. BUT (there’s always a but) you’ll need to keep your ego in check. Be open to admitting when you’re wrong, even if it stings a bit. A lesson learned is better than a friend lost. Lose a little ego, gain a life lesson, keep a friend.

  • Libra 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… Butting heads with other people can be a great way to get a major headache, and why would you want one of those??? With a Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could find yourself facing challenges in your relationships. Wires could get crossed, and you may want to put all your cards on the table. Just make sure that you sit down at the table willing to listen and offer empathy — not ready to argue and offer ultimatums. Calm your pits down and use your natural pragmatism to work out relationship problems, not make them worse. You know what to do, Libra.