Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… Look! A rabbit hole to fall into! Virgo, nobody’s got time for that. Pull your head out of your hole this instant and quit with the overthinking. Sure, a Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces could mean you’ll be fielding signals like a bachelor in a room full of wannabe actresses, but that doesn’t mean you need to overthink about what it means. Use your grownup words and ASK when you feel like something hinky could be going on. Instead of assuming the worst, you could even put your thinking cap on and come up with a way to let people know you care. Instead of turning into the human equivalent of a barnacle, try showing your appreciation by giving them space to think their thoughts without getting paranoid about it. Could be they have their minds on work or something that has nothing to do with you. Am I saying everything might not be about you? Use your excellent judgment and figure that one out for yourself. In the meantime, calm your pits and go be awesome!

  • Leo 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… If My Nose Was Running Money, I’d Blow It All On You… Uhm, thanks? I guess the sentiment is sweet, if not a little snotty. Leo, just like that song, the vibes reflected by the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces will be mind-blowingly (nose-blowingly?) helpful for finding ways to show appreciation and love in unique ways. Between your creative mind, passionate soul and these excellent energies, you’ll surely think up some great ways to share the love. Have fun with it and you can’t go wrong.

  • Cancer 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… Ever feel like you’ve been flushed from the bathroom of someone’s heart? The spirit of Johnny Cash understands, Cancer, but your loved ones might not. Thanks to the Moon in Cancer opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could end up getting mixed signals and confusing messages from love interests, platonic friends, or anyone in between. Unclog the toilet and work through the vibes. Confusion is often only a real talk away from resolution. Where there’s a will, there’s a way!

  • Gemini 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… Blizzard in the dessert? Unfortunate. Mixed signals from loved ones? Awful. Gemini, energies from the Moon in Cancer opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces will likely interfere with radio frequencies of love and cause some serious static in your relationships. That doesn’t mean you should hightail it out of there or throw your radio (relationship) out the window. Sit your tail down and work together to get through the funk. The vibes will only mess with your relationships if you let them. Solution? Don’t freaking let them. Challenge accepted!

  • Taurus 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… Channeling some serious goddess/god-like energy today could have you inspired toward creative expressions of gratitude, Bull. With a Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could be reading mixed messages from those you love. Rather than getting caught up in a cycle of overthinking, your intuitive wisdom could kick in to find creative ways of showing love and gratitude to the ones who mean the most. Your investment in your relationships (even the platonic or family kind) will likely help ease any confusion if you simply stay in a high vibe mentality. Low vibing Bulls could get caught in drama if they don’t focus on the love rather than trying to mind read the mixed signals. Keep the vibes high and the drama low, Taurus, and you’ll likely feel pretty fantastic for it.

  • Aries 1-23-24

    Jan 23, 2024… You may want to tap into your inner Ram spirit and head butt at someone, but this isn’t Animal Planet and losing it is generally frowned upon as a way of solving conflict. Nope, even finger guns won’t help you here. Instead, you may have to dig deep into your inner creativity with the Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces to power through mixed signals by facing conflict head-on. No, not with your actual head. I mean, get clarity on anything that seems confusing by asking. You could find an ease in the relationship — and in your anxiety — as misunderstandings get sorted. Your restraint in conflict will be appreciated even if no one directly expresses gratitude for NOT being rammed. Still, you’ll know and they’ll know you know they care.

  • Pisces 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… How much Hair of the Dog do you have in your cupboard? Just wondering because the weekend hangover will likely be hitting Pisces real hard this Monday. While a Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces could be the perfect opportunity for self-sabotage — Oh, I can’t do this or I don’t have time for that — there will also be an opportunity for healing and growing. Call fish pucky on self-sabotage (that’s a thing, right?). Throw together whatever spiritual hangover remedy you’ve got to get through the vibes and DO THE THINGS. You’ve got this.

  • Aquarius 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… What sounded like the most spectacular life plan over the weekend may seem overwhelming in the light of a Monday, Aquarius. With the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you could encounter unexpected challenges to the plans you hatched — which doesn’t mean you should just throw in the towel. Instead, you may have to think outside the box, tapping into your natural wonder and optimism — with the help of coffee, of course. Dig into your Monday motivation and remember that you could be a few small steps away from making all your dreams come true (yes, I’m talking about those small steps over to the coffee pot but take it however you like).

  • Capricorn 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… I’m not hungover, I’m just experiencing some unpleasant side effects of drinking alcohol. I’m calling denial, Cap! The weekend hangover is real (and not necessarily alcohol related) and it could be deepened by energies reflected from the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. Boredom and depression could characterize your Monday and bring your mood waaaay down. You know what else these aspects can bring? Making dreams into tangible thoughts — and then right on into reality. Tap into the higher vibes and reach towards what you want.

  • Sagittarius 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Rumor has it the Universe has got it out for Sagittarians. Ssshh don’t tell anyone I told you. Okay, so there might be things you don’t anticipate that pop up as the Moon in Gemini will be opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces today. Don’t give up though. If anything, get riled up! The Universe be trying to mess with you? Oh ho ho, buddyyyy. BRING IT ON. Shoot for the stars, Saggy. Reach for your dreams, no matter the random obstacles the Universe throws at ya. Be incredible. Be unstoppable.

  • Scorpio 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Quitting this day won’t be an option. Seriously. So, pull on your grownup underwear and get moving, Scorpster. The Moon in Gemini will be opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, and you could find that any big ideas that sounded great over this past weekend actually seem like too much effort today. Sure, you could quit. But Scorpios aren’t quitters! So buckle up, buttercup, and go kick this day’s ass before it kicks yours.

  • Libra 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Swish, swish, boom. Libra how’s your follow through? Thanks to energies coming from the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, any ideas you hatched over the weekend could actually start to pan out. The vibes will be in your favor for working towards those weekend schemes, but only if you have the determination to see them through. If you were serious about those plans, today will be ideal for making progress on them. Are you game, Scales?