Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… Responsibilities are piling up, but what can you do when your schedule could be packed with way more interesting things? Between your weakness with follow-through and the anti-work/pro-daydreaming vibes from Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, it could be all too easy to shrug off your duties and just do whatever. Don’t just do whatever, Virgo! Take care of your responsibilities now so you have more time for fun (and less stress) later. No work and all play makes Vs screwed over. Don’t screw yourself over, friend. Do what you gotta do.

  • Leo 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… Kinda want to control the entire world, definitely need to do your chores before anyone will respect you as their ultimate overlord, Lion. Leos will likely be torn between their lower vibes of wanting to be in total control of EVERYTHING and their higher vibes of needing to be realistic and thinking up constructive solutions. You can reconcile the two by making progress towards what really is in your control, like carrying out your work or home duties, working towards order in otherwise chaotic situations (e.g. cleaning your space), or doing something meaningful that can help someone. The power to balance your two sides is yours if you choose to take it. Yin and yang that stuff!

  • Cancer 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… Figure out your love life or get a job done? Decisions, decisions, Cancer. With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you could be tempted to screw around at work or put off a job around the house so you can put all your energy into your relationships. While it may seem like an ideal solution to whatever overthinking you’ll be doing, you may need to find balance between investing in your relationships and doing what you need to do. So, peel yourself off your significant other or bestie long enough to go to work or deal with responsibilities. If the relationship is a good one, it’ll stay strong in the moments when you’re gone.

  • Gemini 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… (Suddenly looks away from project and notices footlong beard has grown on my once hairless chin.) “How many centuries have passed?” People in the Twin squad could easily find themselves lost in work this Thursday thanks to the energies of a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, which may sound like a good thing but actually it’s not. Burnout from long hours of duty-bearing could jump you in a dark alley later on. Do the practical thing and make sure you schedule in breaks between taking care of responsibilities — that way you can avoid burnout and ultimately get more done. Work, take naps, and prosper!

  • Taurus 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… Wanting to tell Thursday “new number, who dis” and wait for Friday instead could be all of us today, Bull. Instead of pulling out the voodoo doll of your boss and sticking it with pins or daydreaming about next year’s magical vacation, you might be better served to find some balance. With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, the temptation to dream away the day could lead to massive procrastination, which could bleed over into your Friday if you’re not mindful. Can I get a hell no on that? Buckle down and do the work that has to be done, and you’ll have time to poke pins in your tiny boss or fantasize all about tropic vacations or acrobatic love in your downtime — like on breaks, over coffee, or at the end of the work day when you guzzle down a beer or your poison of choice. Focus on a little balance, and you’ll be cruising into the coming weekend like you own it.

  • Aries 1-25-24

    Jan 25, 2024… Wanting to cuddle but knowing that personal space is a thing could have you feeling a teensy bit conflicted today, Aries. With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, you could find yourself daydreaming about romantic possibilities. While those dreams may have you wanting to be loved up with your partner, remember to let your partner breathe, work, and generally exist without you attaching yourself to their side like a happy little barnacle on a love boat. Remind yourself that the strongest partnerships have both space and intimacy. Giving your partner room to breathe will likely build the closeness you desire without suffocating the flames of love. Make time to cuddle to your heart’s content, but don’t forget to work in some other things today, too.

  • Pisces 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Crossed wires could have you wanting to cut someone — but maybe don’t. Blood is awfully hard to get out of clothes, am I right Fishy? Maybe stick with a non-violent approach by breathing through the frustration. With a Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces, the energy will be ripe for misunderstandings and confusion. Instead of dropping the f-bomb hard on innocent bystanders, try to see the opportunities hidden inside the challenges. Getting lost could lead you to your new favorite restaurant. Missing the train could be the way you meet your new bestie or the love of your life. Misunderstandings in relationships could give you a chance to clear the air and get closer. It’s all in how you look at (and deal with) it. Cut into the problem and resolve it like the baddest boss around!

  • Aquarius 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Clinging to a fixed schedule could have you feeling crabby today with a Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. Expect miscommunications and wrong turns today, and you’ll likely be able to handle them better than if they hit you out of the blue. Instead of retreating off, use your natural sense of the ocean ebb and flow to go with the changing currents today. You just might find that you end up somewhere you wanted to be anyway — even if it turns out to be different than you planned. Either way, the day you have will be in your able hands, Aquarius.

  • Capricorn 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Grab a to-go mug of coffee and all the patience you can carry, Cappy, because a Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces could make for an interesting day. Just go ahead and expect things to go sideways, and you’ll be less off balance as you go through a day filled with wrong turns, confusion, and general mishaps. If the idea of all that makes you want to go straight to bed and sleep through it, don’t forget that sometimes the best journeys involve unexpected detours. You will likely learn something invaluable if you’ll just show up and seriously expect the unexpected. If nothing else, you’ll learn that you are an absolute badass when it comes to rolling with the punches while still maintaining a sense of joy and wonder about the world.

  • Sagittarius 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… AWKWARD TURTLE. Getting in the wrong car, drinking someone else’s coffee, or walking into an occupied bathroom stall could be in your future, Saggy. You can thank the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces for the weirdness. Of course, these awkward situations could represent a chance to learn about someone better. I mean, maybe not the bathroom stall thing or sharing spit during a pandemic, but… Some awkward moments could actually lead to new friendships or present chances to get to know someone a bit more. Once you get past the initial OOPS moments, make a move. Bring home the trophy (of friendship)!

  • Scorpio 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Welcome to Miscommunication Station. The train leaves whenever it darn well pleases. Scorpio, chatting up a storm and sharing your ideas with ease is usually your forte. Not today, buddy. The Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces will have other plans for your communication. If you find your tongue tied in knots or just can’t gather the right words, take a beat and breathe. Getting frustrated will likely only make things worse. A calm, level head will see you through this. You’re an ace, smarty Scales — so ace these vibes!

  • Libra 1-24-24

    Jan 24, 2024… Wanting to throw your work computer or your phone’s GPS off a cliff may seem like a good idea at the time… until you realize insurance doesn’t usually cover temper tantrums, Libra. The energetic vibes of a Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces could make for a frustrating day. Think crossed wires, mixed messages, traffic snafus, and bad directions. Your epic analysis of situations could help you face each challenge like a freaking boss, but you may want to work in meditation or relaxation somewhere to keep from losing it if the challenges cross the line from interesting to overwhelming. If deep breathing doesn’t work, try clearing your throat chakra with a handy f-bomb. Fluffing yeah!